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Visual Experiences / Hayley's freaking screenshots
« on: August 18, 2011, 12:22:06 AM »
LET'S START WITH BRYCE.


Female!Bryce freaking out 'cause there's a dude in the girls' dorm lolwut


So for that punch she gave Jimmy?


She gets her ass pinched like a boss.


Revenge.


Then she seeks comfort with Bif.


And then he decided to check out Derby's ass.


But Derby's into Parker.


Because Bif was sexually assaulted by Jimmy.

Now back to Bryce...


Bane: OH JIMMY. I SEE WHAT YOU DO AFTER CURFEW. What you REALLY do.
Me: Bryce's double life revealed. That's how he gets his money, honey.


"I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT AND STUFF A TWENTY IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Y-yes, he does say that.


OKAY NOW THAT THAT'S OVER WITH:


I lol'd.



I don't even know. JIMMY WAS JUST. FLOATING THERE.


Fucking classy.


COWBOY BOOTS. FOR BANE.


lol that's all I have right now GO AWAY.

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Auditory Experiences / Unused audio
« on: August 02, 2011, 06:01:31 PM »
"Welcome to Bullworth/This is Your School"

Danvers: Come on child. Do not keep the good doctor waiting.

Seth: Hey new kid! Go to the principal's office!

Danvers: Most of your classes are going to be in this building. Art and photography are on the top floor. Your chemistry and biology classes are on this floor. You’re in Mr. Galloway’s English class, I believe. That’s on this floor. There are morning and afternoon classes. You are expected to attend both classes at both times, but you may pick whatever class appeals to you. It’s another one of Dr. Crabblesnitch’s innovations. He is highly respected in educational circles.
Jimmy: I can imagine.
Danvers: If you’re not in class at the appropriate time you can get in a lot of trouble.

Danvers: I’ll take you past the fountain to the gym, Harrington House, and… eh… the auto shop…
Jimmy: But?
Danvers: But first I have to get some books from the library for Dr. Crabblesnitch. You know, he’s a brilliant man.
Jimmy: Yes… a brilliant man.
Danvers: Exactly. Now come along. Another thing, new students aren’t allowed off campus during the fall. We want everyone to get to know each other well before you go gallivanting off to town.
Jimmy: There’s a lot of rules here!
Danvers: Oh, yes, it’s great. Keeps you all in line. Bed time is at 11 PM. We’re very strict about that.

Danvers: Here we are. You wait here until I get back.
Jimmy: Not bad.
Danvers: Did you hear me, Hopkins? Wait for me here. Don’t get in any trouble.
Jimmy: Yes, Miss. I heard you.
Danvers: Good.

Danvers: Hopkins! What are you doing?!
Jimmy: Nothing, Miss.
Danvers: You’re going straight back to the office.

(missing audio?)
Davis: Who cares? Let’s go tell Russell. We’ll get a little party together.

Melvin: Hey! You wanna play Grottos and Gremlins sometime?

Christy: Hey, check it out. A new boy.
Gloria: He looks kinda dumb.

Chad: That kid? Never seen him before.

Russell:
- Hey new kid! I’m the boss!
- Russell hate new kids!

Davis: Prefect!

Buckingham: This is a warning, Hopkins. I’ll let you off this time, but next time you’re going to the principal’s office!

Gary: You look like you’re pretty tough.
Jimmy: I can handle myself.
Gary: Well brawn isn’t everything. You gotta use your head sometimes.
Jimmy: You mean like… head butting them?
Gary: Heh. You’re not incredibly stupid. That’s a change of pace.
Jimmy: Gee. Thanks Gary.

Gary:
- Don’t let the prefects see you break any rules. They’ll hurt you.
- Careful around the prefects. They don’t have much of a sense of humor.
Jimmy: Maybe I’ll hurt them.
Gary: *chuckles* I doubt that very much.

Jimmy: Seems to be a lota attitude around here.
* This is from the cafeteria cutscene where Gary shows Jimmy the different cliques. Jimmy is talking about the preppies here, but he never says this in the cutscene that made it in the game.

Gary: Okay, so there’s a bunch of things you’re not supposed to do.
Jimmy: You mean like skipping class or starting fights?
Gary: Obviously. But listen and I’ll share my wisdom. Do not use the fire extinguishers for anything but putting out fires. 
Jimmy: Are there a lot of fires here?
Gary: No. Do not sneak into the girls’ dorms or their bathrooms.
Jimmy: Speaking from experience?
Gary: Heh heh… no comment. If you see any rats, don’t step on them. Also, do not pick them up and throw them at people.
Jimmy: Who would do such a thing?

Thad: Watch out! It’s Gary!

Jimmy: What’s that all about?
Gary: Ha ha! Not much. Budding criminals and hooligans, I imagine.

Gary: Here we are: the boys dorm. You’ll learn to love it.
Jimmy: I’m sure.

Gary: You should probably change into your uniform if you don’t want to get in trouble.
Jimmy: Yeah, I have a uniform. I guess it got put in my room.

Gary: Hang on. Need a drink. [does so] Ahhh…

Gary: Gimme a sec, I gotta do something. (and I have no clue what the hell sound he makes here)

(missing audio?)
Gary: No, not really.
Jimmy: Yeah. Okay.

Gary: I’ve got something to do. Go change in your room. It’s down the hall.

Danvers: Meet me at the library. If you don’t know where it is, ask that girl for directions.

Jimmy: Hey, can you tell me where the library is?
Christy: Sure. It’s right outside between the boys’ dorm and Harrington House.
(alterative)
Jimmy: Hey ugly! Where’s the library?
Christy: It’s right outside, dumbass. Can’t miss it.

(Dunno if these are in the game…)
Gary: I hate that Constantinos guy even more than the nerds.

Eunice:
- Have you got it yet?
- Did you get it?
- Did you get the chocolate?
- Please, hurry. I’m hyperglycemic.

Gary: There’s that loser nerd, Bucky. Go see what his problem is.
Bucky: Someone stole my one-eyed elf and I need him for tonight’s game. Could you get it back for me? I’ll give you five bucks if you get it back for me.
- Did you find him yet?
- I really need that elf for tonight‘s quest, Jimmy! We’re going into the sewers!
- If I don’t get that elf back I’ll never hear the end of it from Algernon!
Thanks! Now I’ll be able to get level six and max out my mining skill!

Wade:
- I’m gonna see if I can find him.
- What are you doin’?!

Russell: Remember me? You’re dead!

Edward: Do not provoke Russell! Stop this fighting immediately! "Monkey boy?" Get out of here before I hurt you! And you, why are you not in your uniform? Go change immediately! Not a good beginning for you at all. I have my eye on you, new kid.

Seth: Hey you, break it up! You, go change into your uniform!

Hattrick: You! Go change into your uniform!

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Bullworth Experiences / Believe it or not he's walking on air
« on: August 01, 2011, 09:37:11 PM »
[Bully] Walkin' on air

I know that if you jump on the back of a moped while somebody is on it they'll fall off. I wanted to test it out on a bike and found this. Thought it was pretty cool so I recorded it.

It seems to work on the BMX bikes better than the other ones.

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Visual Experiences / Girls sleeping and in pajamas
« on: July 30, 2011, 02:23:14 PM »
Whooo! First post in this shiny new section!

Since the other thread was lost I thought I'd put these back up.

This list is incomplete!
Please feel free to contribute if you have any pictures.

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Auditory Experiences / Pinched on the bottom quotes
« on: July 26, 2011, 04:40:46 PM »
Angie:
- *gasp* Just go away!
- Ooo! Stop it!

Beatrice:
- Why would you do that?!
- That’s not nice! *sobs*

Christy:
- Ouch!
- That’s not funny!

Eunice:
- What the hell?!
- Who do you think you are?!

Gloria:
- That’s sexual harassment! And it’s illegal!
- Do not impugn at my chastity!

Karen:
- What are you doing?
- Get lost!

Lola:
- That’s no way to treat a lady!
- Keep your hands off me!

Mandy:
- Who do you think you are?!
- Oh my god, you are such a sleaze!

Melody:
- Hey, stop that!
- You are so disgusting!

Pinky:
- Oh, Jimmy Hopkins! You’re so bad.
- Stop it!

Zoe:
- Watch it, buster!
- You think that’s cute or something?

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Auditory Experiences / Make out quotes
« on: July 25, 2011, 09:08:21 PM »
Two gift request quotes, two quotes after receiving a gift, two pre-make out quotes and three aftermath quotes.


Angie:
- I like you Jimmy, but I probably shouldn’t… you know…
- Are you asking me on a *giggles* date?
- Oh Jimmy, that’s so nice of you!
- Jimmy, you’re so nice to me!
- Hey Jimmy… um… *giggles*
- I’m feeling really… *giggles* shy.
- *giggles* Do you think anyone saw?
- *giggles* You’re so bad!
- Mmm… that was… nice. *giggles*

Beatrice:
- It would be nice if you showed your interest in me by presenting me with a gift of some kind.
- I like receiving presents. It would make me feel less insecure.
- I can’t believe it! I haven’t received a gift like this ever!
- Thank you! That’s very nice…
- I’ve been thinking about human sexuality and would like to learn more… some day…
- I think it takes practice to become a good kisser. Just like one has to study hard to get good grades.
- That was exactly as I’d expected.
- Thank you for being my partner for this, uh, project.
- I hope it gets easier!

Christy:
- Can you give me something that will remind me of you?
- Do you have something special for me?
- This is so sweet.
- I’m really touched!
- I like being alone with you.
- If you kiss once a day, you’ll live longer.
- I can’t wait to graduate so I can do that all the time.
- I heard like, ten people made out here.
- Let’s try not to tell anyone.

Cornelius:
- I really would like a romantic present!
- Generosity shows a sensitive heart, ya’know!
- Oh, I’m touched! Truly touched!
- Oh, you really do like me!
- It’s like we’re Romeo and Juliet! Don’t you think?
- Did I ever tell you that you’re beautiful?
- I don’t think anyone’s ever made me feel that way before!
- I think I might just faint from excitement!
- I never dreamed that you would kiss me like that!

Duncan:
- Come on! Show me some love!
- So a guy likes a little something nice. What’s the big deal?
- You’re bringin’ out my sweet, sensitive side!
- You’re trying to buy my love? … I think it’s working.
- I’m a bad boy. Come on, I’ll show you.
- You wanna make-out with someone from the rough side of town?
- Admit it! I’m the best you ever had!
- What a kick!
- You know kid, you’re not too bad.

Eunice:
- So, are you gonna get me something nice?
- What’s a girl gotta do to get something from her man?
- Oh, thank you! Thank you!
- This is great, Jimmy!
- This. Is so great.
- Oh, that’s nice.
- That was, heh heh, my first time.
- I’ll remember this forever!
- Oh, thank you Jimmy! I mean it.

Gloria:
- I’d love a gift to feed my intellectual hunger.
- A nice present would be so inspiring.
- Pleasure is spread by gifts, Jimmy!
- This gift is rich in spirits!
- My heart is throbbing, Jimmy. Seize the day!
- Fortune favors the bull, Jimmy. Kiss me!
- My chastity! Gone in a flash of lust!
- Please be discreet about this, James.
- My Victorian ideals violated!

Gord:
- Don’t you know? It’s customary to give a present to show your interest.
- I don’t want to come across as a materialist, but some token of apperception would go a long way.
- For me? Aw, you shouldn’t have.
- You’re such a sentimentalist, thank you!
- I… feel… strangely attracted to you.
- Have you ever been kissed by a rich boy?
- Mmm, I feel so deliciously dirty now!
- That mighta been slumming, but I liked it!
- Oh, we’re so naughty!

Kirby:
- Be nice to me, and I’ll be nice to you. Know what I mean?
- If you like me, you’d give me a present!
- Oh, you really mean that?!
- You better not be messin’ with my head.
- Hey. If you step real close you can smell my cologne.
- If you don’t tell… we can make out.
- You better not tell anyone about this.
- This never happened. Okay?
- Don’t mean nothin’.

Lola:
- You have to show you really like me.
- I’m not cheap, ya’know.
- Oh, thank you!
- For me?! Oh, thank you!
- I think we’re alone now.
- It’s your lucky day, Jimmy!
- Wasn’t that great?
- You smeared my lipstick, you beast!
- Wow Jimmy. You’re so manly.

Mandy:
- Come on Jimmy, you know you’re supposed to bring me a present!
- You have to show you really care!
- I guess I was wrong about you! Thanks.
- Oh, that's really nice! Thank you.
- Jimmy, I’m a little cold. Would you give me a hug?
- Won’t you come a little closer, Jimmy?
- That was cool, but don’t tell anyone, okay?
- You know Jimmy? I think I might like you.
- You just made out with the most popular girl at Bullworth.

Pinky:
- Show me that you mean it! Give me something.
- I’m used to being showered with presents you know.
- For me?! Really?! That’s so sweet!
- You’re so thoughtful, Jimmy! I like that.
- So, Jimmy… wanna make out?
- How do you like my lip-gloss, Jimmy?
- Oh wow Jimmy! You really know what you’re doing.
- This romance is so dangerous!
- You’re such a bad boy, Jimmy! It’s very exciting.

Trent:
- I’m a star, baby. And I like presents.
- I wanna spend time with you, but not if you’re cheap about it!
- You’re in luck, baby! I really like your present.
- That’s cool. So I guess you really like me, huh?
- It’s just you and me, baby. What should we do?
- I’m hot. You’re hot. Let’s make out.
- I’m a totally awesome kisser, right?
- This is just like one of those romance movies.
- I’m such a player.

Vance:
- You got a present to show you care?
- Hey, got something nice for a nice boy?
- Thanks! It’s because of my great hair, isn’t it?
- That’s right baby, that’s what I like.
- Everybody says I’m a good kisser. Wanna see why?
- Come over here. You look like you need a bit of tender affection.
- I think you messed up my hair, but, but I don’t care!
- Oh boy, you’re pretty sweet, ya’know that?
- See? I told you I was a good kisser.

Zoe:
- Try appealing to my romantic side, Jimmy.
- I’d like it if you did something nice for me, Jimmy.
- Oh, you’re so cute!
- Ya’know, Jimmy… that was sweet.
- So, Jimmy… what are you waiting for?
- Jimmy, let’s make out.
- I like that.
- That was nice.
- You do have some uses.

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Auditory Experiences / Hit in the groin quotes
« on: July 19, 2011, 11:20:50 AM »
Mike did the students, save for the clique leaders and Bob...


Trent: "You-stupid-piece-of....ughh, ahh.."
Troy: "Oh boy! Not the hot spot!"
Tom: "OOH! My gonads!"
Ethan: "OOOOWWW! ahh..."
Davis: "Fricking-hell....ahh..."
Wade: "UUUHHH! Friggin' balls...ah, uhh.."
Russell: "RUSSELL'S SECRET PLACE! ohhhhh..."

Omar: Ohhhhhhh...I am tough...there is no paii-iin...ohhhhhhh...
Henry (Clint): Auugh! Right in the toxic twins...ohh...uhhh...
Otto: You dirty little PRICK!
Duncan: ARRGHH! Hehehe, owwwwhhhh...
Leon: UHHH! Why'd you have to do that for?!
Gurney: URGH! Holy fungus, ugh...
Jerry: OOHH! I'll never be able to piss again...ohoo...

Seth: Auuugh, un-faiiiiir!...aahhhh...
Max: AHH, I needed those!
Karl: Aah! That was below the belt...*groan*
Edward: Yooww, my nards!

Algie: "Ohh! Critical hit!"
Fatty: "Ugh! No..please...my legacy!"
Melvin: "Aww! Oh, right in my jabberwocky!"
Donald: "I think I'm...broken...owww..."
Bucky: "OOOH! I'd take an atomic wedgie over this!"
Thad: "Oh nuts!"
Cornelius: "THAT..WAS EXCRUCIATINGLY-PAINFUL!"

Tad: "OOH! Daddy! oooohhh.."
Gord: "G-HO! That was DIRTY!"
Bif: "OHH! Low blow! uggh.."
Chad: "UHH! My family jewels! My lineage destroyed!"
Bryce: "OW! You just ruined my puberty for me...uhh..."
Justin: "AWW! Why did you have do that?"
Parker: "AACK! OWWOWOWW!"

Peanut: "UGGH! My johnson!"
Ricky: "Cheap son of a-sack me? Friggin' coward! uggh..."
Lefty: "Uggh, my girlfriend's gonna kill you...aww!.."
Lucky: "AWWW! Oh....noooo!"
Vance: "OOHH! Right in the hot-rod! ohhh...."
Hal: "CHEAP...SHOT!....ughhh.."
Norton: "You little prick-I'll get you for that!"

Kirby: "Thank you sir!, may I have some more? ugh..."
Dan: "WAAHH! *cough-cough* Ow my nuts!"
Luis: "AHHaha-ah! Ugh, my little friend!"
Juri: "How...did you...hit it? ahhh!"
Bo: "Arg, no! My children!"
Casey: "OOOHHH!"
Damon: "AWW! It hurts so...good!"

Lance: "Ugh! I guess I deserved that! ahh!"
Trevor: "OHH! WHY WOULD YA DO THAT!?" (high pitched voice)
Const.: "UUHH! That hurt...so much!"
Ivan: "OW! TYPICAL!"
Gordon: "AWW! I'll sue your ass if I ever have stupid kids!"
Ray: "D-HO! Golly, that hurts! oww...."
Pedro: "MAMMAA!"
Sheldon: "OHH! That really hurt!"
Gary: OWWW! You can't do that!
Pete: Ouch! Now I'll never be a dad! *Sobs*

Bob: Oooh! Yeah! These boys know this pain; they’ve been through it a lot!
Derby: Ugh, oh lord! I have to carry on the family name! Oh-ho-ho-ho…
Earnest: *screaming, whining and sobbing*
Edgar: *cough* You fight dirty! Ow…
Johnny: UGH! (while slightly sobbing) Oooooh, ho ho…
Ted: (high pitched voice) Ugh! I ain’t wearin’ no cup! Ugh…

Abby: WHY WOULD YOU KICK AN OLD LADY?!
Bambillo: Ugh! WOW! That hurts…
Bethany: Uh! You don’t know what you’ve done… aaah…
Betty: OH! Anywhere but there!
Brandy: UH! That would’ve hurt more if I was a man…
Breckindale: UGH! (high pitched voice) I need those! Mmm!
Bubas: UGH! (high pitched voice) My kahunas! Aaaugh!
Buckingham: UGH! I think I’m gonna cry!
Burton: OH right on target! Oww…
Carmichael: Christ, that hurts!
Carvin: OH! My! That is painfuuuul…!
Castillo: OW… GOD! That’s it, man! Kill off my evil seed!
Chuck: Ooooow! Aaack...Ahhhhhhh…!
Crabblesnitch: OOF! How could you…? Ohhh…
Crystal: I’m not a guy, you blind moron!
Denny: UGH! Not my apadravya! Gah…
Doolin: Oh, sweet mother of man! Oooh…
Dorsey: AW MAN! Good thing I already got a vasectomy. Ah…
Edna: AW! Guess menopause is still a few years off!
Fenwick: Oh! *high pitched yelling*
Floyd: OW owowow! Aaaah…
Freeley: UGH! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy… oh…
Galloway: Ah! You… Judas!
Gregory: AH! But! But! I want to reproduce!
Handy: OW! You evil…! Why’d you go and do that?!
Hattrick: OH! Good lord! *Heavy breath*
Hector: Ow! Nuts! Thought you couldn’t kick that low! Oh boy…
Hobo: OH! Oh ho ho. Good one!
Huntingdon: Oh, lord! That won’t be good for my engorged prostate. Aaaarggh!
Ian: OH, you blew up my scrotum, son!
Isaacs: Are you insane?!
Ivanovich: AH Oh no! I needed those for tonight!
Johnson: Ooooooh…!
Kopke: UGH! If I had chachkas I’d be livid!
Krakauer: Ugh! The family jewels! Ooooh…
Lisburn: Oh lord. Thank God I can’t have kids no more.
Luntz: That was… underhanded…
Maria: Ugh! Ah! Right in the fallopian tube!
Matthews: In some countries this is a sign of respect…
McInnis: Ow! I’m not even suppose to endure this kind of pain!
McRae: Oh! I need to give myself pain meds for that! Ehh…
Mihailovich: AH! Right in the whochas!
Monson: Oh God! Not the boys in blue!
Maratti: AH! My wife! She will be upset!
Morrison: OOOOH GOD! That was low!
Mr. Gordon: Ooooh! You are no… gentlemen… oooh…
Mr. Martin: UGH! Jumping Jehoshaphat, my hernia! Arrrghh!
Nate: AAAH!
Neil: UH! I can’t see anything! Ooooh…
Nicky: Oooh! Why? Why?!
Oh: Oooh! My poor wife!
O’Rourke: AW! Jesus, jeopardy, crappity, Christ! That hurts more than anything!
Osbourne: OW! I didn’t wear my jock today! Ah…
Peabody: UGH! Oh no!
Peters: Oh, baby, you should put a crystal on that ASAP.
Philips: OH! You need serious… help! Ah… aaah….
Ramirez: OH, Dios Mio that hurt! Oh…
Rudy: OOOH! When I get up, you’re gonna feel twice this pain!
Rushinski: OOOUCH!
Salvatore: Now that… was… mean…
Slawter: Oh! OH, (in a singsong voice) my external reproductive organs! Ugh…
Smith: OH! That still smarts, even at my age!
Stan: OOOH! GUH! Gaah…
Sullivan: AH! Right in the vasectomy!
Svenson: OH JEEZ! That sure smarts something fierce! Ah, aaah…
Theo: Aaaah! My boys! I’m sorry guys! I shoulda seen it comin’!
Tobias: You just undid my vasectomy!
Watts: Oh! Ooooohhhhhhhh!
Wiggins: UGH! New sensation… don’t like it… ugh…
Williams: OH! Aaaaarrrrgghh!
Zach: OW! I needed those!

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Auditory Experiences / Thank you quotes
« on: July 19, 2011, 11:15:48 AM »
These are usually said before and after Jimmy starts an errand.

Algie:
- Wow… thanks, Jimmy!
- That’s like the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me!

Angie:
- *giggles* Thanks, Jimmy.
- Thank you, Jimmy! *giggles*
- Thank you! *giggles*

Beatrice:
- Much obliged.
- I thank you.

Bif:
- Thanks, I really appreciate this.
- Cool, thanks.

Bo:
- Thanks, pal. I owe you one.
- Thank you.

Bryce:
- Thanks Jimmy, the other preps will hear about this.
- Thanks, I guess.

Bucky:
- Thanks Jimmy. That’s great.
- Gee, thanks!

Casey:
- Thanks, buddy.
- Cool, thanks.

Chad:
- Thanks. You’re a good sport.
- Thank you.

Christy:
- It was nice of you.
- Thanks for doing that.
- Thanks a lot.

Clint:
- Okay, man. You ain’t that bad!
- Thanks!

Constantinos:
- Thanks for the help, Jimmy.
- Thank you.

Cornelius:
- Oh, Jimmy! Thank you for your assistance!
- Thank you so much.

Damon:
- That’s man, that was cool.
- Thanks man.

Dan:
- Thanks dude.
- Thanks buddy.

Davis:
- Thanks Hopkins.
- Thanks man.

Derby:
- Thanks, Jimbo.
- Thanks. I deserved it.

Donald:
- Many thanks, Jimmy.
- Oh, many thanks.

Duncan:
- Thanks Jimmy.
- You rock!

Earnest:
- Thank you, Jimmy. You have your uses after all.
- Thank you, amigo.

Edgar:
- You know, you’re alright Jimmy.
- Thanks man.

Edward:
- Good job, Jimmy.
- Thanks.

Ethan:
- Thanks kid. You’re alright.
- Oh cool, thanks.

Eunice:
- Thanks a bunch, Jimmy.
- Thanks Jim. Seriously, thank you!
- Thank you very much.

Fatty:
- Your task is complete, brave knight.
- Thanks.

Gary:
- Thanks, Jim.
- Thanks.

Gloria:
- Your good deed is twice a blessing.
- How noble and chivalrous you are!
- Very much obliged.

Gord:
- Well done Hopkins, well done indeed.
- I suppose I should thank you.

Gordon:
- Awesome man, thanks!
- Thanks a million!

Gurney:
- Aw, thanks man!
- Hey, thanks!

Hal:
- Thanks Jimmy, that was awesome.
- Thanks!

Ivan:
- Thanks Jimmy. You’re cooler than you look.
- Yeah, thanks.

Jerry:
- Thanks for sorting that out for me Jimmy.
- Thanks.

Johnny:
- Thanks Jimmy. You’re alright, ya know.
- Thanks kid.

Juri:
- Jimmy, thank you.
- Thank you.

Justin:
- I suppose I should thank you, Hopkins.
- You have my gratitude.

Karen:
- Aw, thanks Jimmy!
- Cool Jimmy, thanks.
- Hey thanks.

Karl:
- Thanks for doing as I asked, Hopkins.
- Thank you.

Kirby:
- Thanks Hopkins, you’re learnin’.
- Thanks.

Lance:
- Alright Hopkins, thanks.
- Hey, thanks man.

Lefty:
- Hey, cool Hopkins. Thanks.
- Yeah… thanks.
- Cool. Thanks.

Leon:
- Cool Jimmy. Thanks.
- Um, thanks?

Lola:
- Thank you honey.
- Thanks. You’re sweet.
- Thank you.

Lucky:
- Thanks kid.
- Thanks a lot.

Luis:
- Cool Jimmy, thanks.
- Thanks.

Mandy:
- Thanks Jimmy, you’re the greatest!
- Ooh, thanks Jimmy!
- Ooh, thank you so very much!

Max:
- Thank you, Hopkins. You’re a credit to the school.
- Thank you!

Melody:
- Thank you Jimmy!
- You’re the best!
- I don’t deserve a friend like you!
- You’re so sweet.

Melvin:
- Hey, thanks Jimmy!
- Thank you.

Norton:
- You now what? You’re not all bad, Hopkins.
- Thanks.

Omar:
- Thanks, Jim.
- Great! Thanks!

Otto:
- Well thanks. I guess.
- Thanks.

Parker:
- Thank you, Hopkins.
- Thank you kindly.

Peanut:
- Thanks Jimmy. I owe you one.
- Hm. Thanks.

Pedro:
- Thank you, sir.
- Oh, thank you! Thank you!

Peter:
- Thanks Jimmy. That’s cool of you.
- Thanks.

Pinky:
- Ooh, Jimmy! I really appreciate it.
- Thank you very much, Jimmy.
- Ooh, thank you!

Ray:
- I can’t believe you did that! Thank you!
- Thank you very much!

Ricky:
- Good work, Hopkins. You ain’t too bad. Need a little more grease, but not bad.
- Cool, thanks man.

Russell:
- Jimmy, you okay.
- Thanks.

Seth:
- Very good, Hopkins.
- Good.

Sheldon:
- Thanks. Wanna be friends?
- Thank you. I guess.

Tad:
- That was nice work Jimmy.
- Hey, thanks.

Ted:
- Bro, you get the game ball for that one.
- Your All-American QB thanks you.

Thad:
- You have me eternal thanks.
- A thousand thanks!

Tom:
- Alright, that’s frikkin’ wicked!
- Oh cool! Thank you!

Trent:
- Thanks man. You’re a little less of a zitbag in my eyes.
- Yeah, thanks.

Trevor:
- Thanks a lot Jimmy!
- Great, thank you!

Troy:
- Nice going Hopkins.
- Thanks.

Vance:
- Hey, thanks a lot big guy.
- Thanks.

Wade:
- Yeah… thanks! Wicked, man!
- Thanks a bunch, man.

Zoe:
- Awesome, thanks.
- Hey Jimmy, thanks.
- Cool.

Bambillo:
- Thanks a lot, Jimmy.
- Cheers!
Bethany:
- Thanks so much. You’re quite the little helper.
- Well, thank you!
Betty:
- Hey, thanks a lot.
- Thanks!
Brandy:
- Thanks for that, kid.
- Thanks.
Breckindale:
- You’re the man, Jimmy-man.
- Thank you very much!
Bubas:
- Thanks for the favor. No one’s done crap for me in a long time.
- I’m in your debt.
Buckingham:
- Thanks kid. You’re alright.
- Thanks!
Burton:
- Thanks Hopkins. You’re a good kid for a degenerate.
- Thank you!
Carmich:
- Thank you, young sir.
- Thank you.
Carvin:
- Thank you. Good job.
- I appreciate it!
Castillo:
- Thanks kid. Good job man.
- Hey, thanks!
Chuck:
- Thanks kid.
- Thanks.
Crabblesnitch:
- I suppose I better thank you, James.
- I thank you.
Crystal:
- Nice work, kid. You really know how to please a women.
- Thanks a lot!
Danvers:
- Very good, Hopkins.
- Very good then.
Denny:
- You rock!
- Thanks man.
Doolin:
- Thank you, young man. You did her.
- Why, thank ya.
Dorsey:
- ‘Preciate that, boy.
- Well, thank you very much!
Edna:
- Nice work, Jimmy.
- Thanks!
Fenwick:
- Oh thank you!
- And thank you!
Floyd:
- Ah, thanks a million, bud.
- Cheers!
Freeley:
- Good work, kid.
- Thanks!
Galloway:
- Thank you, young squire.
- I’m in your debt.
Gregory:
- ‘Preciate it, son.
- ‘Preciate it.
Handy:
- Thanks for the help, kid.
- Thank you! Thank you!
Hattrick:
- Thank you, Hopkins.
- Many thanks. Thank you!
Hector:
- That’s the way you do it! Nice one!
- And that’s how it’s done. Yeah!
Hobo:
- Thanks kid. You’re one of the good ones.
- Thank you.
Huntingdon:
- Just what I wanted. Thank you, my friend.
- Cheers, man.
Ian:
- Yo, Jimmy-jam! Much love from the trailer parks.
- Yo, gangsta! Props to the homie!
Isaacs:
- I’m much obliged, young man.
- Why thank you.
- Merci. You’re so kind.
Ivanovich:
- Thanks kid. Ya’know, you’re not too bad.
- Thanks.
Johnson:
- Thanks pal.
- Thanks.
Kopke:
- Thanks Jimmy.
- Why thank you.
Krakauer:
- Mission accomplished, very young man. Good job.
- Thank you.
Lisburn:
- Thanks, son.
- Thank you very much.
Luntz:
- Mmm, ah… (while chuckles lightly) Thank you! *chuckles*
- Ah… thank you.
Maria:
- That was real nice of you Jimmy.
- Thank you, baby.
Matthews:
- I am forever grateful.
- Cheers.
McInnis:
- Thanks, big guy! You’re a good kid, ya’know.
- Well I thank you kindly!
McRae:
- Thank you for that.
- Thank you.
Mihailovich:
- Thank you, Jimmy! You the man!
- Spasibo!
Monson:
- That-a boy!
- Great, thanks.
Maratti:
- Thank you so much, my young friend.
- Thank you, my friend.
Morrison:
- Thank you, son. I appreciate it.
- Thank you.
Mr. Gordon:
- Well. Thank you, young buck.
- Thank you very much.
Nate:
- Nicely done, dude.
- Thanks.
Neil:
- Thanks kid.
- Thanks then.
Nicky:
- Jimmy. You da man!
- Hey. Thanks.
Oh:
- Thank you, my friend.
- Thank you.
O’Rourke:
- Thanks for doin’ that!
- Thank you.
Osbourne:
- Nice work, frosh. There’s hope for you yet.
- Thank you.
Peabody:
- Much obliged.
- I appreciate it.
Peters:
- Thank the goddess! You’re a lifesaver.
- Thanks honey.
Philips:
- I’m so grateful. Thank you.
- Thank you.
Ramirez:
- Muchas gracias, Jimmy. Thank you very much.
- Jimmy, me amigo, that was very nice of you.
- Muchas gracias. Thank you very much.
Rudy:
- What on Earth is that? A potato?
Rushinski:
- Thanks dear.
- Thanks.
Salvatore:
- Hey there, junior. Thanks a bunch.
- Thanks a bunch.
Slawter:
- You have my gratitude, young man.
- You have my gratitude.
Smith:
- That was pretty alright, kiddo. Thanks.
- Thank you friend.
Stan:
- Thanks, buddy.
- Oh, sweet! Thanks man.
Sullivan:
- I appreciate it, young man.
- Thanks.
- Thank you very much.
Svenson:
- Daw, thank ya! Thanks a ton!
- Thank ya kindly!
Theo:
- Yeah, I knew you had it in ya. I can tell from your pipes. They’re solid.
- Word up, brother! Cool.
Tobias:
- Jim. You’re a stand up fella. Thank you.
- I’m much obliged.
Watts:
- Thank you, uh, whatever your name is!
- I am grateful.
Wiggins:
- Thank you, Hopkins! You’re going places.
- A million thanks.
Williams:
- Thanks son. Good job.
- Thank you.
Zach:
- Thank you, young man.
- Um. Thank you.

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Auditory Experiences / Payback quotes
« on: July 19, 2011, 11:14:39 AM »
Algernon: He makes me really, really, really angry!
Beatrice: I would enjoy watching him experience pain! … I think.
Bucky: I need him taken care of! As in hurt! Or at least bruised!
Cornelius: Ooh, I’d really like to see him get hurt.
Donald: That guy should get the chair. He’s evil.
Earnest: Ooo, I must be avenged!
Fatty: I’m gonna stick a bottle rocket in his pants. You just watch me!
Melvin: That guy is going to get a vicious  payback one day!
Thad: That fellow shall suffer.

Davis: I’m going to ruin the little runt.
Ethan: Rawr! I could snap him in two, and I’m gonna!
Russell: Russell. Will have. VENGEANCE!
Tom: I’m gonna make his life my nightmare! His nightmare! My- he’s dead!
Troy: I am going to smash that guy’s nose at the back of his skull!
Wade: That little puke! He’s gonna get his ass handed to him on a platter, and he’s gonna like it! I swear it! He’ll get it BAD!
* Trent doesn't have a quote.

Bif: I can’t wait to hit that guy!
Bryce: Indigent scum like that should be made to suffer!
Chad:  Somebody’s going to be limping until summer.
Derby: He isn’t acting like a proper young adult! I want him taken out; taken care of. Understand?
Gord: I hate him! He has to pay!
Justin: That reject needs to be taught a lesson!
Parker: It’s time for revenge!
Pinky: That guy so deservers to get hurt!
Tad: I am ready to have that feather plucked!

Hal: That guy is goin’ down!
Johnny: We gotta teach him not to mess with Johnny!
Lefty: Someone should lay the beats on that stupid bastard.
Lola: He can’t get away with that!
Lucky: Ahhh, I’ll destroy him!
Norton: I’m gonna pound that guy’s face in!
Peanut: Someday that piece of dirt is going down.
Ricky: I want him bloodied up, Hopkins. I’m sure it’s his fault I lost her. I know it!
Vance: He’s gonna be bleedin’ from his ears!

Bo: I’m gonna kill the bastard!
Casey: He’s gotta pay!
Damon: Man, I’m gonna hurt that guy.
Dan: Man, I’m gonna beat him so bad.
Juri: I wish someone would break every bone in his body!
Kirby:
- They’re gonna eat pound cake.
- He’s gonna eat pound cake.
Luis: That little retard’s gotta pay big time for that!
Mandy: Someone should like, totally demolish that little jerk!
Ted: I want him laid out on a stretcher!

Angie: Ooh, he really upset me!
Christy: I hope he’ll be humiliated before his friends!
Constantinos: I really do wanna hurt ‘im!
Eunice: I’m gonna rip his bag off!
Gary:
- I wanna hurt that kid.
- I wanna see him suffer.
Gloria: My ancient grudge calls for his blood!
Gordon: That chump had better get what’s coming to him! He deservers it and he’s gonna pay!
Ivan: That kid’s gonna get in a horrible accident.
Karen: I gotta get back at him someway!
Lance: I’m not one for teaching lessons or whatever, but this dude’s gotta go down.
Melody: One of these days I’m going to get him!
Pedro: I want that guy to feel my pain just once!
Pete: I wanna teach him a lesson.
Ray: I hope someone puts him in his place one day.
Sheldon: Gosh, that guy makes me very a.ngry!
Trevor: I’m gonna make that guy’s life hell! Grrr!

Clint: They’re gonna be ruing the day, that’s for sure!
Duncan: I’m gonna hurt that kid so bad!
Edgar: We’re gonna mess him up!
Gurney: I wanna see that jerk beg for his life!
Jerry: That boy is gonna get gut!
Leon:  Ooo! That bastard’s got to pay! For real!
Omar: I am so going to kill that guy, bury him, and jump on his grave!
Otto: They won’t know what hit them!
Zoe: That arrogant bastard is going down!

Edward: I will chase that dill hole to the ends of the Earth!
Karl: I’ve had it with that boy! He is going to taste my wrath!
Max: That scofflaw is worth every abuse of authority I can think of!
Seth: I have a very special trashing in mind for that jerk.

Bob: Argh, I could do with an arm bar or a figure four! But then he’d know it was me. I need him taken care of, ya’know?

Abby: I’m going to get him!
Bambillo: I’m gonna get that little jerk!
Bethany: Oh, I’d rip the life out of his heart if I could; I swear I would!
Betty: I’ll kill the little runt! And if I don’t, I’ll get someone else to!
Brandy: I wanna see him suffer! He’s worse than those dwarf throwers when I was a kid.
Breckindale: That low class serf is going back to the mud trench he crawled out of!
Bubas: He needs to be gone, so you should get a place ready for him.
Buckingham: That stuck-up bastard! Who does he think he is?!
Burton: We’ve got to make him pay! Pay, I tell you!
Carmich: Ooo, he really makes me mad! I dearly want to punish him!
Carvin: I want him to get to know pain! Will!
Castillo: It’ll happen; that dude’s gonna get his lights punched right out. But I can’t do it because they’ll expect it.
Chuck: I’ll ruin the little snot!
Crabblesnitch: That little monster needs to be taught an object lesson!
Crystal: I’m gonna grab that jerk by the balls and twist, twsit, twsit!
Danvers: He must be punished!
Denny: I totally wanna hit that loser!
Doolin: Now in my opinion, after a lot of consideration, I’m thinking buddy needs to get his knobs tinkered with a bit. Maybe broken. Your choice.
Dorsey: That no good cheating son of a bitch needs to be taught a lesson.
Edna: I would like to see that guy taken down a notch or two, I’ll tell ya that!
Fenwick: I will hurt him! Forever!
Floyd: It just makes me wanna beat him down, man!
Freeley: I am going to see that scumbag ground down to mess hall chuck and fed to the dogs!
Galloway: I’m not a violent man but if I were I’d punch that little son of a gun.
Gregory: He makes me lose my cool! I wanna take him out back and work him over.
Handy: If I see him again I’ll hit ‘im!
Hattrick: He should suffer for his insolence!
Hector: That little bastard deservers to have his head ripped off his figured body, and it’s gonna happen!
Hobo: That little weasel needs to be put in a shallow grave!
Huntingdon: It just ain’t right! They deserve to be dealt with, if you catch my drift.
Ian: Yo, I want him hit, son, straight gangsta style!
Isaacs: Someone should break every bone in his body.
Ivanovich: That bastard needs to be brutalized.
Johnson: I’ll rip his legs off with my bare hand!
Kopke: I’m gonna date ‘im, I’m gonna lead him on for three years, then I’m gonna dump him for no reason!
Krakauer: I won’t be happy until that renegade is drawn and quartered!
Lisburn: I just don’t trust him. He’s crossed me too many times. I’ll tell ya, he deservers what’s comin’ to him.
Luntz: That sneaky, little, filthy mongrel. He has to suffer.
Maria: I’m gonna slap him so hard, his mama’s teeth gonna get knocked out.
Matthews: I want him to pay like no one’s paid before.
McInnis: So I figure that guy deservers it. He should be taken care of; he’s got what’s comin’ to ‘im, ya’know?
McRae: I wish him a very slow death.
Mihailovich: I will make his [??] scream for mercy!
Miss Peters: I have half a mind to put a hex on that no good son of a-! MMMM!
Monson: That punk is cruisin’ for a bruisin’!
Maratti: This guy my [??], he makin’ me so a.ngry! I dunno what to do!
Morrison: He needs a little taste of justice!
Mr. Gordon: That obnoxious twerp needs a real object lesson!
Nate: I’d be real happy hurtin’ him.
Neil: If I ever see that darn boy I swear I’ll make him regret it!
Nicky: I’ll hit him so hard he’s mama’s gonna go crossed eyed!
Oh: How can his parents have raised a punk like that? Aren’t they ashamed?
O’Rourke: Ahh, he’s gonna get it!
Osbourne: I just wanna hang him from the goal post just like he did to all those wimps back in high school!
Peabody: I feel exhilarated when I think of ways to cause him pain!
Philips: I hate him more than all my ex-husbands combined!
Ramirez: Jimmy, someone should teach him a-something.
Rudy: I’d take him out myself, but sometimes the rage don’t stop! Ya’know? I ain’t goin’ back to jail for no one, ya’hear?
Rushinski: I want to give him paper cuts all over his body!
Salvatore: That little weasel is gonna pay.
Slawter: That little worm as plotted against me, and I won’t stand for it!
Smith: If I still had it my way, I’d do him in myself. But the doctor said no activity, that’s why I need it done.
Stan: Revenge is a dish that I’m gonna serve up to him BIG TIME!
Sullivan: I wanna take forty-two years of frustration out on that bastard!
Svenson: Ya’know, he just rubs me the wrong way, and I gotta say I want something down about it.
Theo: Yeah. That dude deservers a huge waling. Like, hardcore to the max.
Tobias: I’m too old to whop ‘im, but I would love to!
Watts: He must pay!
Wiggins: That little robed Pierre is going to face my guillotine.
Williams: I’ll get the bugger!
Zach: Curse him, that pesky nuisance!

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Auditory Experiences / Getting hit with bike/car quotes
« on: July 19, 2011, 11:11:58 AM »
As usual, RB and Mike chipped in.


Trent: "You wanna hit the Trent-man huh?!"
Tom: "Oh-okay, I need answers!"
Wade: "Hey, learn how to drive you piece of crap!"
Troy: "I'm on the ground!"
Lefty: "Put your training wheels back on, man!"
Norton: "Watch where you're goin' douchebag!"
Damon: "Hit me as hard as you want, I'll still hit you harder!"
Damon: "A cement truck couldn't hurt me, and come with that piece of crap?"
Algie: "I think I twisted something!"
Melvin: "I thought retards were supposed to wear helmets?!"
Thad: "I think me spine is injured!"
Leon: "You point the wheels forward, DINK!"
Gordon: "Holy Christ! That was like so harsh!"

Norton: Learn how to drive that freakin' thing.
Officer Monson: I can't believe you hit me with that freakin' thing.
Officer Monson: Get a load of the BALLS on you!
Officer Morrison: YOU JUST ASSAULTED AN OFFICER OF THE LAWWW!!
Officer Morrison: YOOUU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!

Officer Williams: "God damn it! You don't hit a cop!"
Angie: "Ow! Watch where you're going you idiot!"
Sheldon: "I don't think I broke anything!"
Trevor: "Nice driving, MANIAC!"
Lance: "That wasn't no love tap, jackass!"

Algie:
- Why does this always happen to me?
- Ow! Ow! Ah! Owowowow!

Angie:
- Ow! That’s really dangerous!
- Hey! Why don’t you look where you’re going?!

Beatrice:
- I need a doctor! *whine*
- That really, really hurt! *whine*
- Why is this happening to me?!

Bif:
- Wait ‘til I tell my father! He’s an attorney!
- You are going to so wish you didn’t do that!
- So this is what it feels like to get knocked down!

Bo:
- You’re a maniac! You should be locked up!
- You really should watch where you’re going, jerk!
- You think I’m going to forget this? ‘Cause I ain’t!

Bryce:
- Father has a team of attorneys you know!
- You’ll be in court by sundown!
- You’ll be hearing from our attorneys!

Bucky:
- Am I invisible?! My word!
- This. Is. Ludicrous! And really stupid!
- I am. Severely. Getting. Angrier! Leave me alone!

Casey:
- Watch where you’re goin’!
- Where’d you learn to drive, dweeb?!
- Come on! Look where you’re drivin’!

Chad:
- Do you know who my dad is?
- Hit the rich kid? Right.
- Ow! My coccyx!

Christy:
- I have friends who will help me!
- I’m not worried! Help is on the way!
- This is so embarrassing.

Clint:
- Whoa! Hit and frickin’ run!
- Anyone catch that license plate?!
- I’m gonna sue! You hear me?!

Constantinos:
- Oh great. I’ve just been run over. Can my day get any worse?
- Why does this stuff always happen to me?
- No, no, that’s fine. Just drive straight through me.

Cornelius:
- That convenience knocked me over! Did you see it?
- Ow! That really, really hurt!
- I think my metatarsi have been shattered!

Damon: It’s on now.

Dan:
- Hey, what’s all this? What are you trying to do to me?
- Hey, watch where your drivin’ bonehead!
- Why don’t you watch where you’re goin’?!

Davis:
- Do you know who the hell I am?!
- Nobody shames Davis. Nobody!
- It’s called control, and you need to get some, jerk!

Donald:
- I bet you're drunk and lonely.
- What were you lookin’ at?
- You tried to kill me!

Duncan:
- Hahaha! …that hurt!
- Do it again, that was awesome!
- You suck at driving!

Edward:
- That’s it! I’m writing you up!
- Did anybody see that?!
- I will hunt you down.

Ethan:
- Ahh! Well this is just embarrassing!
- Stupid untrained creep!
- Oh, you’re walking a fine line, pal!

Eunice:
- Aw, damn it!
- Ah, of course. Always happens to me, right?
- What the heck! Open your eyes!

Fatty:
- My whole life flashed before my eyes!
- Sorry for gettin’ in the way.
- My bad, sorry!

Gloria:
- Control your vehicle, please!
- What poor maneuvering!
- Hit and runs are illegal!

Gord:
- My daddy’s gonna sue you!
- Are you blind?!
- Oh no! My shirt tore!

Gordon:
- Ah, you freaking buffoon! What’s your damage?!
- Ah, I don’t deserve this! I don’t have to take this garbage!

Gurney:
- Wanna play?
- You just wait.
- You want pain?

Hal:
- Watch where your goin’ with that frickin’ thing!
- Come back and try to knock me over without that!
- Good thing I have all this extra padding!

Ivan:
- Another day, another date with death.
- If this is heaven, it sucks.
- No broken neck. Hooray.

Jerry:
- It’s times like this I have my deepest thoughts.
- I’m gonna get you back for this.
- Come back here and try that again!

Juri:
- That kind of tickled!
- You not very good at steering that thing!
- I think I might kill you for that!

Justin:
- You did that on purpose!
- You better be insured!
- You won’t get away with that!

Karen:
- Are you blind or something!
- I better not have broken anything.
- Are you crazy?! You just hit me!

Karl:
- Good lord! I appeared to have been knocked over!
- Well, why don’t you watch where your going?
- Hey, drive with more care and attention in the future.

Kirby:
- I’m gonna kill whoever did that!
- That was dumb of somebody!
- Don’t worry. I’m not dead.

Lance:
- You think ‘cause you got a ride you got the right to hit me?!
- What are you thinking, maniac?!

Lefty:
- You ever heard of the word “steering?”
- Are you homicidal or something’?!

Leon:
- Not cool!
- Was that on purpose?!

Lola:
- Watch you're driving!
- You better not have messed up my hair!
- Johnny’s gonna kill you!

Lucky:
- Who did it?!
- Come on! Who wants a problem?!
- Someone’s gonna get hurt here!

Luis:
- Aw, you coulda killed me with that!
- You psycho! Watch it!
- Careful with that thing!

Mandy:
- Oh my god! Why did you do that?!
- Are you insane?!
- You are like, totally out of control!

Max:
- Hey! Let’s see some ID!
- Yield before pedestrians!
- You just hit a prefect!

Melody:
- Ow! Jerk!
- If you don’t know how to drive it without hitting people, you shouldn’t be on it!
- You could really hurt someone like that!

Melvin:
- Where are my rings of protection when I need them?!
- When I see you again you’re dead!

Norton: You having fun?! Because when I catch you I’m gonna have a little fun myself!

Omar:
- That sucked!
- Who did that?!
- Pull over, punk!

Otto:
- Come back here and try that again!
- Watch where you’re goin’!
- You can’t steer that thing!

Parker:
- I’m gonna sue!
- I better not have torn my clothes!
- You should be arrested!

Peanut:
- Son of a gun!
- What was that?!
- I’m okay!

Pedro:
- Mama!
- Where’s my mama?!
- I want mama!

Pinky:
- Are you completely blind?!
- Are you mentally damaged or something?
- Do you know what you just did? Do you?!

Ray:
- It’s fine. I wanted to rest for a bit anyway!
- I know you just hit me with that thing but we could, you know, still be friends if you wanted.
- Okay. I’m beginning to think you don’t like me.

Ricky:
- Just my friggin’ luck. Lose the girl, get run over. What else, huh? What else?!
- If I could stop thinking about her for one second, maybe I wouldn’t get run over.
- Doesn’t anyone look where they’re going?!

Russell:
- Who hit Russell?!
- That not feel good!
- Ahhh! Dizzy!

Seth:
- That is illegal.
- You should not have done that!
- Did you do that on purpose?!

Sheldon:
- Your driving is awful!
- Do I have to go to the hospital again?

Tad:
- Now I’m mad!
- That’s it! Someone’s gonna get hurt!
- Who did that? Who did that?!

Thad:
- You shall regret that!
- I shall have your drivers license revoked!

Tom:
- This isn’t over!
- Oh, okay, who’s behind this? I need answers!
- NOOOO!

Trent:
- Anybody see that?!
- Somebody. Is going. To die!

Trevor:
- Watch where you’re going!
- You could kill someone with that thing!

Troy:
- That hurt!
- I’m going to get up now.

Vance:
- If you dented my coif I swear…!
- Crazy psycho!
- Are you completely blind?!

Wade:
- Where’d you learn how to drive, moron?!
- Just my friggin’ luck. This is bull crap!

Zoe:
- Aw man! That was rough!
- You don’t pull any punches, do you?
- Did you do that on purpose?

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Auditory Experiences / Quotes said when you turn off the TV
« on: July 19, 2011, 11:09:03 AM »
More unused dialogue! Hooray!


Algernon: Oh, that’s okay! I wasn’t watching that anyways!
Beatrice: Excuse me!
Bucky: I was trying to watch that program! It’s my favorite, you know!
Cornelius: But a documentary on the lifecycle of the nematode worm is about to start!
Donald: Hey! That was educational!
Fatty: Hey! Laser Vikings was coming on!
Melvin: Hey, I was watching that!
Thad: Hey! That’s the best episode of the series before it was canceled!

Davis: Hey, I was watching that, freak! Turn it back on!
Ethan: Five seconds ‘til I hurt you!
Russell: That was Russell’s cartoon!
Tom: Aw, that’s a surprise! I’m sitting here minding my own and you gotta turn it off! Why do you hate me?
Trent: I’m watching my favorite soap, dill weed!
Troy: What’s the idea?!
Wade: Did you not see me watching that? Asswipe.

Bif: Hey zero, I was watchin’ that!
Bryce: Changing channels is a prep privilege, idiot!
Chad: If I wanted a butler I’d bring one from home, doofus!
Gord: Do turn that back on, you obnoxious twerp!
Justin: Turn that back on, peon!
Parker: That was rather rude.
Pinky: Um, hello! I was watching that!
Tad: Oh man, you are so gonna get it.

Hal: Turn that back on or so help me god!
Lefty: Hey, joker! Turn that back on!
Lola: Can you turn that back on, please?
Lucky: Hey! What are you doing? Seriously, leave it alone.
Peanut: Got a death wish? That’s my favorite show!
Ricky: Yeah, thanks! It’s not like I was watching anything!
Vance: ‘Ey! That was a good commercial!
* Norton doesn’t have a quote.

Bo: Hey, turn it back on!
Casey: Hey, turn that back on!
Damon: Put it back on before I break you!
Dan: Hey! What are you doing you freak!
Juri: Hey, maggot! Turn that back on!
Kirby: What the?
Luis: Dude, I was watchin’ that crap!
Mandy: Hey dorkwad, I was watching that!

Angie: Didn’t your mom teach you manners? I was watching that!
Christy: Hey!
Constantinos: Can’t you people just leave me in peace?! I was watching that!
Eunice: Turn it on!
Gloria: That was a very edifying program you turned off!
Gordon: That was cool. NOT! What the hell are you doing?!
Ivan: Hey! I was falling asleep to that!
Karen: Hey, why’d you do that!
Lance: And that was cool because…? I was watching my show, idiot! Turn it on!
Melody: Could you please put that back on!
Pedro: My program!
Ray: Excuse me, but I was watching that.
Sheldon: That’s okay, I wasn’t watching anyways.
Trevor: Do you mind? I was watching that!

Clint: Turn that back on!
Duncan: Turn that back on. Now.
Gurney: Hey!
Jerry: What do you think you’re doing, man?
Leon: Yo! I was watching that, you jerk!
Omar: What the hell!
Otto:  If one more person switches that off…
Zoe: Good. That show was crap anyways!

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Auditory Experiences / Funny Insults (Greasers)
« on: July 19, 2011, 11:06:33 AM »
You can thank Mike_W, Jillian_Merindera, and Red Blaster for these.


Ricky: "Is that a hat? Or did something crap on your head?"

Norton: "Eat me!"
           "Settle down lady before I have to hurt that pretty little face of yours!"
           "Screw you!"
           "If you're gonna walk around here acting like Billy bad-ass then you better get ready for a bad-ass beating."

Vance: "Hey! Goofball!"
          "Hey, bite me!"

Peanut: "Keep shoutin' hero, see where it gets you."
           "Hey there...uh...gorgeous."

Lola: "Eat your heart out!"
Peanut: "Who's a hero now?"

Hal:
- Wear your saving throws (?) and boots of escaping now, nerd!
- If you don't like it, then do something with your bony ass!
- Keep it up, and you'll find out what 300 lbs of greaser feels like.
- I will eat you.
- What makes you think you can look at me, fish?!

Johnny:
- (Starting fight with nerd) You know you oughta' be runnin' now, nerd boy.
- You can't handle it!
- Don't talk trash about Lola!
- I'M JOHNNY VINCENT! (Funny thing is he says that as insult, and not as a victory over another student)

Lefty:
- (Bump in Prep clothes) You drive your sports car like that?
- (Starting fight with nerd) Haha, you're outta your league, nerd!
- (Starting fight with jock) Mandy says you suck!
- (Starting fight with prep) Expense THIS!
- You're an acne colon.
- Go fart in your jockstrap.
- Why are your fingers so sticky?
- What, another day without getting any?
- You ever hear deodorant?
- Looking to carve you a new one, kid.
- That's what your mom said about you last night!
- Your mom wasn't saying that last night!
- Yeah? Well tell your mom to clean the sheets next time.

Lola:
- Go back to your ugly friend.
- Eat your heart out...LOSER!
- Don't call me a BITCH!

Lucky:
- (Bump in jock clothes) Hey, sporto! MOVE!
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Watch it, brain!
- (Bump in prep clothes) Careful! Don't get your nice clothes dirty.
- (Starting fight with jock) All right, coach. Here's a lesson of PAIIN for you!
- (Starting fight with nerd) You'll have time to do your homework. This is gonna be real quick!
- Ahhh, go to hell!
- Oh yeah, how 'bout this!
- Get...ready...to CRYYY!!!
- You should be scared! I'm goin' to des-TROY you!
- Okay...I'm going to hurt you now!
- Hey kid, the name's Master. Remember.
- Try to look cool all you want. You're STILL a little douche.

Norton:
- (Bump in dropout clothes) Get a job, you worthless sack of crap!
- (Bump into after getting expelled) You made a lot of friends, haven't you?
- (Bump in nerd clothes) MOVE it, Frodo!
- (Starting fight with jock) What are you too dumb to pass out or something?
- (Starting fight with nerd) If at any point, you say 'owned, 'pwned', or 'ownage', I'm gonna make this hurt way more than I have to.
- What's up?
- If you want to run around like Billy Badass, then get ready for a badass BEATING!
- Hey fish, stay away from the hole if you know what's good for ya. The last newbie who went down there never came back. *Taunting voice*
- (After Jimmy's expelled) WHERE'S YOUR CROWWWN, KING?! NOTHING!
- (Complimenting clothes while hostile) This may sound weird 'cause I'm a tough guy greaser and I hate you, but nice clothes...that was weird, right.
- Well Hopkins, if I didn't know you any better, I'd think you were trying to hurt my feelings.

Peanut:
- (Winning a fight) What do you MEAN, 'Napoleon Complex'?
- (Bump into after Jimmy's expelled) You're still here? I thought you died.
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Science lab is the other way, A-head.
- What a LOSER!
- Nice one, shorty!
- I got your present right here!
- You've got mail.
- Look! The fresh meat...I-I mean the freshman is here.
- (After Jimmy's expelled) Heyy, it's the tall guy. What was his name?
- Whatever...acnestick.
- Did you grow something new, hero?

Ricky:
- (Bump in jock clothes) Shouldn't you be rubbing down Mr. Burton and the rest of those butt slappers?
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Hey Poindexter, touch me again, and I'll stick your nose in my smokes.
- (Bump in prep clothes) Back off, prep! You wouldn't want to get grease on that designer shirt now, would you?
- (Bump into after Jimmy's expelled) Screw off, Hopkins! You're like a rusty chain; USELESS.
- (Starting fight with nerd) Ha ha! Come on, Poindexter! Slap me.
- (Starting fight with jock) Ain't you supposed to be slapping some butt right now, jock boy?!
- You're such a loser! You don't have an ounce of cool in you.
- What the hell are thinking?! Freakin' 'tard!
- You're such a knob!
- Yeah, you're a loser!
- Wank off, buddy!
- Freakin' tough guy, huh? I'll knock your block off, pal.
- My wrench'll do the talking for me.
- Pfft. You're a loser. And I don't fight wimps anyway.
- This is what you get man. You know better!
- Your mom make you that shirt, huh? Mama's boy?
- (After Jimmy's expelled) Hey, Hopkins! Way to go, man! I knew you SUCKED!
- (Complimenting clothes while hostile) Sweet clothes, poser!
- You ain't worth my time...I got bikes to fix.

Vance:
- (Bump in dropout clothes) DUDE! I'm not your drug dealer!
- (Bump in jock clothes) Late for the big game, lunkhead?
- (Bump after Jimmy's expelled) Hey, Jimmy! Don't wipe your anti-cool on me.
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Watch it, Dorkus McDinklestein.
- (Bump in prep clothes) Where's the tea party? *Faux English accent*
- (Fighting dropout) You gonna be depressed now...wiseguy?!
- (Fighting prep) Another notch of (?) my belt!
- (Fighting nerd) Get your hands up...dork!
- (Fighting jock) This ain't football...moron!
- Skeezoid!
- 'ey! Nosebleed!
- Roadkill!
- Don't make me get uncool! You wouldn't like it!
- How 'bout I sow your mouth shut!
- Come on! Do a trick with me!
- Play dead little doggy!
- Hey nice hair! You got a job at the freakshow?
- Cool threads don't make heroes out of zeroes.
- Your mama dresses you funny.
- Go play hopscotch...ankle-biter.
- You got a smart lip for a scrawny dingbat.
- 'EY! You scarin' the chicks away with that dirty mouth.
- You're like school on Saturday Jimmy. No class!
- Why don't you make like a tree...and LEAF!

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Auditory Experiences / Funny Insults (Preps)
« on: July 19, 2011, 11:02:03 AM »
You can thank Mike_W, Jillian_Merindera, and Red Blaster for these.


Gord: "Where'd you get those shoes Hopkins, the clown store?"
Gord: "You're poor, and UGLY!"
Tad: "Hey look, it's the latest fashion statement on the internet."

Tad: I've got some finger food for you!"
Gord: "My daddy owns your daddy!"
Bif: "No hobos allowed!"

Tad: "I don't think you're going to hit me back Jim, I really don't think you are."
       "You think I can't cream you? Gary told me you can't fight!"
       "Your buddies told me to give you something!"
       "Go on, hit me back you wimp!"
       "That's it, get mad! Get madder kid!"
       "I'm going to pound you! Everyone knows you're the biggest wimp at Bullworth."
       "Hey, guess what this is!"
       "I'm going to go over there and bust your loser butt!"
       "That tatto is going to look real great when you're 50....you DINK!"
       "You gonna take it Jim? Your friends say you will."
       
Gord: "Trash like you is not wanted here, GET OUT!"
        "You deserve to be poor!"
        "You're an embarrassment to the human race!"
        "Your girl says you're a bad kisser!"
        "Who dressed you Hopkins, that crazy hobo?"
        "A tattoo, how very criminal looking."

Chad: "You come here to dream of a better life or what?"
         "Hopkins, it's not Halloween. Why are you dressed like a homeless drunk?"
         
Bif: "Get a load of this."
     "You drop somethin'?"
     "Have you ever bird-watched?"
     "Ooh! A tattoo! How original."
   
Parker: "Tattoos are so middle class."
          "Please! Couldn't you try to dress a little better!"
          "I may just have to beat you!"
          "Youuuu don't belong here! GET OUT!"
          "You maladjusted reject!"

Justin: "Must suck to be a poor loser, huh?"
         "Has your mom washed my shorts yet?"
         "Still mowing lawns for lunch money?"
         "Has my dad fired your dad yet?"
         "You'll work for me one day!"

Bryce: "Typical popper tattoo, in poor taste."
          "Get lost you bread crumb!"
          "Get out of here blue collar scum!"
          "Beat it you dumb pauper!"

Tad:
- (Hair) You want me to find a lawyer to sue your barber?
- (Bump in dropout clothes) Ugh, I have to burn my clothes now!
- (Bump in dropout clothes) You've contaminated my clothes, BUM!
- (Bump in greaser clothes) Hey, keep the pomade off my shirt, mechanic boy.

Chad:
- (Starting fight with nerd) You got a formula for getting your butt kicked? (unused)
- You're a glutton for punishment, huh?
- Ha ha! You look like a dead peacock.
- Can't you afford some new insults?
- Egg on your face, Jimmy?...hahahahaha! (unused)

Bif:
- (Starting fight with nerd) How's this for a magic missile attack? (unused)
- (Starting fight with nerd) I'm plus nine for beating dorks! (unused)
- (Bump in greaser clothes) Ugh...you smell like gasoline AND failure.
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Stupid nerd...the RICH inherit the earth.
- Punks jump up to get beat down!
- You hungry? 'Cause I got knuckle sandwiches!
- Nice hair...for a chick.
- I think I threw those pants out...last YEAR!
- If I wanted lip outta you, I woulda jiggled my zipper!
- When I want your opinion, I'll rattle your cage.

Bryce:
- (Starting fight with nerd) Your slide ruler won't save you, dorkus. (unused)
- (Starting fight with dropout) I'll knock you out and stuff a twenty in your mouth! (unused)
- Typical pauper clothes, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper shirt, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper pants, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper shoes, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper hairstyle, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper tattoo, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper hat, in poor taste.
Yes, he does say all that. Playing them consecutively is funny, to say the least. He also says "Now those <cloth> show good breeding."
- Beatrice's boyfriend is feeling cool today.
- Oh look, it's Gary's errand boy.
- Did it hurt when Beatrice dumped you, Jimmy?
- The hobo's son has forgotten his place.

Parker:
- (Starting fight with nerd) Dumb nerd! (unused)
- Coming from a broken home is no excuse to be an ass.

Pinky:
- Come ON! Do something stupid!

Justin:
- Social climbers get beaten down, punk!
- Do I have to beat your insolent ass?
- Start sniveling, peon!
- No, you can't have a job.
- Is that a rotten egg, or just your breath?
- There's no welfare office around here. Get out.
- Your hair just screams unemployed, Jimmy.
- Ask your mom if my laundry's ready.
- You're just making your rent go up.
- I'd be your dad, but the dog beat me up the stairs.

Gord:
- (Starting fight with jock) Poise will beat muscle every time, dunce. (unused)
- (Starting fight with nerd) You'll work for me one day, nerd brain. (unused)
- Shouldn't you be collecting...food stamps or something?
- I could buy your entire family!
- Stop trying to compensate for your poverty!

Derby:
- Haw haw. You're a loser. Completely, loser-ish.
- Lllllooooooo-serrrrrr!
- Hey, trashback kid. Why don't you go dumpster-dive?
- You find those clothes in the sewer? Ha ha ha haaa!
- (Starting fight with dropout) Doesn't your mother clean my house? Ha ha ha haa!
- (Starting fight with greaser) Your kind end up being my mechanics or garbagemen!
- (Starting fight with jock) Your father is my gardner! Hhha haaa!
- (Starting fight with nerd) Your smarts are no match for my looks!
- (Starting fight with prep) You aren't half the prep I am. I'm a bloody Harrington! Ha ha ha ha haa!
- You're poor, and I'm not! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! *He sings the 'ha' part like "Nyah nyah nya nyah nyah"*
- Did you get that outfit...second-HAND? Ha ha ha ha!
- You're ugly, stupid, and poooor!
- You were BORN to serve me!
- Hey! LOOOSERRRR!
- You aren't worth enough money to worry about.
- I'm going to wipe my butt on your poor face.

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Auditory Experiences / Pre-vomiting quotes
« on: July 19, 2011, 01:17:55 AM »
I think it's safe to say these are not in the game. A few days after I originally posted this I had Tad and Christy puke right in front of Jimmy and didn't hear them say their quotes.

... one day, I'm going to upload the puking audio...

Beatrice: I… I… feel sick…!
Bryce: My stomach feels inside out!
Christy: I can’t hold it!
Constantinos: I’m… so hungry… I’m gonna…
Cornelius: Emanate voluntary reverse peristalsis…
Dan: Here comes a pavement pizza!
Gloria: I think I’m going to evacuate my stomach!
Jerry: It’s not my fault! *cough* Someone musta poisoned me!
Otto: Watch out!
Peanut: I don’t… blah… feel… blah… so good… blah…
Pinky: Oh no…!
Tad: Someone open their mouth!
Troy: Watch this!

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Auditory Experiences / Viewing the freak show quotes
« on: July 19, 2011, 01:16:30 AM »
Algernon: Weirdos scare me!
Beatrice: Freaks are like one of a kind custom-made cars to be observed and studied.
Bucky: Maybe I could join up with these guys. They seem so cool and fun and scary.
Cornelius: *laughs* They look silly!
Donald: I feel sorry for those freaks.
Fatty: Whoa! Freaks are awesome!
Melvin: If only I could find a way to free them; I could begin to build my army.
Thad: Can you imagine living your life with such a serious affliction as these freaks?

Davis: Yeah, and hairy palms man! Remember what Mr. Burton says about hairy palms?
Ethan: Okay. Now I seen it all.
Russell: Freak better not look at me funny.
Tom: I hate the freak show. All it is is a bunch of freaks with makeup and bad breath.
Trent: I could take these guys on.
Troy: I’d love to smash this place and put these freaks out of their misery.
Wade: I think they’re all staring at me. They’re so friggin creepy. I hate ‘em all!

Bif: They are so disgusting! Do you think they can hear me with their super freak hearing?
Bryce: That show is perfect for you blue-collar scum!
Chad: Do these guys get paid, or are they slaves?
Gord: Is this how poor people really live? How fascinating!
Justin: (while chuckling) This is like being at a greaser family reunion.
Parker: Poor freaks! Imagine what it’d be like to be them.
Pinky: I guess this makes average poor people feel better about themselves?
Tad:
- (in a monotone voice) I wonder if these people get specially shaped coffins when they die.
- They have very short lifespans, you know.

Hal: Freak show? I thought this was supposed to be a donkey show. What a chip!
Lefty: Some of these freaks are kind of hot. Like those twins.
Lola: Sometimes I think we’re all just freaks in a big freak show.
Lucky: *chuckle* These people are just… weird.
Norton: These freaks are nothing. I’ve seen Ray with his shirt off.
Peanut: These things should be put to sleep like dogs.
Ricky: You see that? Haha, and I thought I had it rough, ya know? Pffft.
Vance: That freak looks like my uncle Murph...

Bo: My dad told me he use to go to school with a kid who had four hands but no feet.
Casey: What a bunch of FREAKS!
Damon: Maybe the lunch lady can get a job here.
Dan: Some freaky bitch with a beard in there!
Juri: Freaks really freak me out. I could just smash them all, ya know?
Kirby: Why doesn’t the government just drop these freaks outta airplanes?
Luis: Man those freaks are freaky, and not in the good way, you know?
Mandy: They are just disgusting! Oh my god, like, why are they even alive?!

Angie: Really? You think that’s real?
Christy: I heard some freaks can look at one eye with the other. For real.
Constantinos: I think it’s just demeaning.
Eunice: What is up with those people?!
Gloria: Freaks by what definition? Historically it has shifted.
Gordon: What a bunch of no talent, no future, welfare cashing slime balls! Gross.
Ivan: I feel like a freak too.
Karen: I can’t imagine how it would feel to be like that.
Lance: They’re trying to be as freaky as possible; trying to hide the fact that they’re normal.
Melody: I’m not really comfortable with the term “freak.”
Pedro:
- There’s something really weird with these people.
- I wonder if these people have mamas.
Ray: This place has lousy freaks. Wait, they can’t hear me say that, can they?
Sheldon: Did you know that most mutations are the result of radioactive radiation?
Trevor: I think I’m gonna puke!

Clint: (while chuckling) Hey buddy! Your mother know you’re out here?
Duncan: (chanting) One of us! One of us! One of us!
Gurney: WOW! I feel so normal!
Jerry: Did you know the word “freak” comes from the French for “eek?”
Leon: Aw, come on! These freaks aren’t real.
Omar: I just so wanna pulverize one of these freaks!
Otto: I wanna be a circus freak!
Zoe: Ha. They’re no more freakish than the freaks in this town.

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