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The Grounds Of Bullworth => Auditory Experiences => Topic started by: Mike_W on July 30, 2011, 04:15:40 PM
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Post any funny conversations you overhear in this thread.
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Melody slipped on a banana, and then proceeded to say "It wouldn't be so bad, if he just cleaned up a bit."
Not a small talk conversation, but close enough.
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The only one I can remember off hand is once in the boys dorm, Lance and Gordon were talking. Gordon was like: "Did you hear about that loser, Lance? I heard he can't even read!"
I was laughing so hard, poor Lance. He was RIGHT THERE!
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Haha!
Which reminds me:
- Donald: I heard Algernon was helping Lola with her homework...lucky bastard.
- Algie: Sounds like a good idea for a grottos and gremlins game!
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It's not really funny small talk, but me and my housemate were trying to find Norton to take a picture for the yearbook, and as soon as we'd taken it the Norton Security Scanner software popped up on my laptop. It wasn't funny at all but we were laughing for a long time.
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lol at all of the above.
I had these all written down. I'm a loser.
Jimmy: Hi.
Bryce: Beat it, you destitute bum!
Jimmy: Hi.
Tad: You're not wanted around here; get out!
Jimmy: Hi.
Parker: You don't belong here! Get out!
Jimmy: Hi.
Pinky: Get lost, poser!
Jimmy: Hi.
Bif: What's up, hotness?
Parker: Did you ever spar with Bif? He's quite good.
Bif: Not in your lifetime.
Parker: Did you ever pretend not to care to make a girl like you?
Pinky: Yes, but I’d make sure not to tell daddy.
Peanut: Have you ever snuck out with Lola?
Lola: No, that sounds boring!
Hal: Look at me! I have man boobs!
Peanut: It's not so bad.
Ray: Have you ever kissed a girl?
Melody: I really enjoy it!
Luis: Hey, did you ever do your own math homework?
Beatrice: No, and that is a stupid question.
There was also one time where Parker insulted Christy by telling her she wears girls clothes. Silly boy.
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^^lol, that is sort of funny how that worked out!
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NOTE: Moved this topic here.
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i once heard Peanut say I hope Johnny's not pissed off at me when talking to Johnny. And some Greasers were talking and one said If you dropout your life is pretty much over and the other said no not really.
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Luis: Man, Im screwed (bummed or something like that)
Mandy: Look at the bright side I dont have that problem!
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Nice one Justin!!
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This one is funny, Pedro and Const talking:
Pedro: The problem with the world is that mama can't be everywhere at once!
Const: I know how you feel
LOL!!!!!
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Trent: They told me Mr. Burton was gonna smell like that forever!
Davis: Ha ha ha! Yeah right!
-Justin Vandervelde
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Lola: *shoves* Creep!
Duncan: Prepare to get your sack smashed!
Not really small talk, but whatever. Doesn't Lola get smashed everyday? ;)
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I always beat Lola up when I see her.
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I wasn't aware she had a sack. I just got learned.
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Yes you did!
Lola - The Kinks (Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaMS_5i0Bbs#)
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Hahaha, that explains a lot!
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I like when Hal says to the old lady "Your in the wrong part of town, rich boy".
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or..."If you don't like it, then do something with your bony ass!"
lol, he said that to Miss Abby once.
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I was walking and There Was a fight Maybe a nerd vs bully I dont know but Ray was all like the winner gets to be my friend then Trent said Like I would like a stinkin friendship with you!
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Wait, how long has this thread existed?!
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July 30, 2011, 04:15:40 PM
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Why have I never seen it?!
What is this shit!
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You never hang out in this section of the board? ;; idk
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OH it's Bully-related.
I get it now.
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This sort of goes along with this topic as it involves the randomness of the adio files.
Luis was fighting me in the cafeteria and Algie was standing in front of him near a table. Algie dropped a banana peel on the florr, which Luis naturally slipped on. Algie started laughing "Hahahaha, loser head!" and Luis replied "I'm gonne kick YOUR ASS!" as he looked over at Algie. I cracked up.
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Ok So the Fat Chick and Melody Were Talking about Cars...
Fat chick: When I grow Up I want to drive a car! Have you Ever Driving?
melody: Sure All the Time!
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Mike: "Hey! I doubt it!"
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Gord: Your girl says you're a bad kisser.
Karen: Please, don't be so mean!
I fuckin' lol'd. I dunno why.
AND THEN:
Donald: You look inbred!
... and Gord started to kick his ass and Donald ran away. Pussy. :laugh:
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Gurney: I hear all the Nerds at Bullworth are virgins.
Russell: Russell don't believe you.
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Crystal: Not even a mother could love you, chump.
Cornelius: Say that again, and I'll have to hit you.
Crystal: Not even a mother could love you, chump.
*Cornelius runs off screaming*
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lmao, that is so perfect! I wouldn't have expected anything else from Cornelius anyways!
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Yeah I cracked up when I saw that.
A somewhat similar thing happened with Zoe.
See, Zoe, like all female students, is tied to the Bully faction. So she wandered into the Library entrance, and the nerds would try to start with her.
It goes like this:
Nerd: Taunt this and that.
Zoe taunts back: Stop being a creep!
Nerd: Initiating fight line.
Then they'd run up to hit her, and end up getting their asses kicked one by one (Zoe has Russell's boss stats and the dropout style).
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Did the prefects even show up?
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Prefects are set not to spawn on school campus...they, along with teachers, only spawn inside the school, and in the boy's dorm.
I also had the trouble meter disabled.
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Damn....I wish I could do that!
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Well, pimp up your PC (or get a new one), and there you go...problem solved.
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Nah. I like the idea of modding, but it's just not my area of expertise. I have a lot of custom content for Sim City 4, but that's about it in terms of modding. I just don't have the passion for it.
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Preps
Tad: 'Have you ever... snuck into Dr. Crabblesnitch's Office at night?'
Gord: 'Yes because Darby said it was a good idea.'
Pinky: 'My stepmother keeps borrowing my jewelery and forgetting to give it back!'
Tad: 'I hate when they do that!'
Tad: 'Have you ever snuck into the cafeteria and see what Edna is cooking?'
Pinky: 'My mom used to do that!'
Tad: 'This whole school is just a giant version of my dad!'
Gord: 'Buy something that always makes me feel better!'
Tad: 'This whole school is just a giant version of my dad!'
Pinky: 'Look at the bright side, at least your not poor!'
Bif: 'Ever been knocked out?'
Justin: 'Yeah, all the time!'
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Pedro: Ever pick you're nose and eat the snot?
Christy: Yeah I think so!
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I once heard Peanut say something like "Where's Johnny? Anyone seen Johnny?" and Lucky replied "Who the hell cares!"
Today I was being chased by Mr. Burton and after I escaped from his headlock, I kicked the nearby soccer ball at him and it hit him right in the sack. "OH-right.on.target. Ohhh...."
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Peanut- Have you ever snuck out with Lola?
Lola- No! That sounds boring.
And
Hal- I heard they put Johnny in an aslyum, man that sucks!
And he was talking to Johnny xD
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Vance: I heard they put his underwear on the door knob, then shut it really hard!
Ricky: Yeah I heard about that from Vance
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Trent: Whats cooking!
Sheldon: Pleasee don't make me cry :(
must of been a glitch xD
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Um, I don't think that it's a glitch, 1 of 4 times when I greet a small kid they'll reply in a scared tone, begging Jimmy not to hurt them.
I never hear any small talk conversations :mellow:
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Yeah, not a glitch, I see it all the time. I haven't been playing Bully lately, infact I have my PS2 unplugged right now. ;)
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Yeah, not a glitch, I see it all the time. I haven't been playing Bully lately, infact I have my PS2 unplugged right now. ;)
I don't, I have had my ps2 for like 7-8 years and it still works perfectly. And its the slim version as well not the fat one
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^ Ditto That.
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My PS2 works fine, but I needed the TV for the PS3, so I just used the PS2's flat top as a place to put the PS3.
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^ You Dog You.
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WTF? I'm just trying to live my life!
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Poor PS 2. That's the first step to doom, when it's just used to set something on top of it.
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Oh please. I can easily use it. I just have to switch the red yellow, and red wires from the TV with the PS3 and PS2.
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Okay, this one is golden.
Ivan and Lance were talking in the boys dorm. Ivan pipes up with "Have you ever woken up on the football field in your underwear?" and Lance says "That sounds like something I could get into!"
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Ha, Ha, that would be something if we could actually see that !
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I think jerry and gurneys small talk quotes are hilarious. Can't quote them specifically, but jerrys are mostly about how he is too smart for the conversation and how he was too smart for bullworth. And gurney has that quote about the bullworth nurse
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Today I saw Tom insulting Sheldon with a wooden bat in hand, yelling 'Stick it up your rear!' while pointing with the hand with the bat at him.
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When I first got Bully I was walking around the grounds trying to get familiar with Bullworth and I wondered onto Jock terf, but I had 50% so they never really cared bout me and, randomly out of nowhere Dan said "I heard Derby and Bif are gay for each other" and Kirby said "Who cares?" and just walked off, lmao.
Another one was when I pulled the fire alarm and Troy said "The terrorists are here!!!!"
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BAHAHAHAHA! I've heard that line before and I die every time I hear it.
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Funny moments generated by the randomly selected NPC conversations.
Fatty: My breasts are bigger than Edna's!
Algie: Hehehehe! Oh, that wasn't meant to be funny?
Algie's randomly selected answer fitted perfectly here.
Karen speaking with two friends (Angie and I don't remember the other, but It was a little kid):
-...You guys are supposed to be my friends, but now you woun't even speak to me!
*They both walk away and leave her before she even ends her setence*
I laughed so hard. Poor Karen. :biggrin:
There were a few moments where a NPC got knocked out right after saying a phrase in a way that resulted in a KO by Irony, but I can't remember one right now...
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I like it when members of antagonistic cliques start talking to each other rather than fighting. For example, this is what I heard once in the gym:
Damon: One day, I wanna fight a gorilla.
Algie: You should tell your mom.
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Hahaha, poor Karen!
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Karen speaking with two friends (Angie and I don't remember the other, but It was a little kid):
-...You guys are supposed to be my friends, but now you woun't even speak to me!
*They both walk away and leave her before she even ends her setence*
I laughed so hard. Poor Karen. :biggrin:
She says "I always say the wrong thing! I thought she was my friend, but now she won't even talk to me."
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Well, this sort of fits....
I pinched Angies ass and she was sort of like... :blank: and didn't run away. Then she started talking to no one and said something about cheerleading. So Jimmy says "You're stupid AND ugly!" and Angie turned to look at me, ran away, and screamed.
It wasn't the fondling of her ass that freaked her out....no. It was that superficial insult that really hit home. :laugh:
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Today I saw Const and Gary... talking. It was more like Emoboy was complaining and Gary was just standing there, because I'm guessing he doesn't have such voice files? It was funny because Const would start his next line exactly after the last one. Imagine if that was IRL, I'd find it really funny.
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I Said Hi To The The Prefect and he said It Really Iches Down There
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lol at all of the above.
I had these all written down. I'm a loser.
Jimmy: Hi.
Bryce: Beat it, you destitute bum!
Jimmy: Hi.
Tad: You're not wanted around here; get out!
Jimmy: Hi.
Parker: You don't belong here! Get out!
Jimmy: Hi.
Pinky: Get lost, poser!
Jimmy: Hi.
Bif: What's up, hotness?
Average conversation in Bully. Sad, sad Jimmy.
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elf:why you beat someone on your own size?