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Hints, Tips and Cheats / Hattricks House (NOT A GLITCH!)

« on: November 15, 2009, 06:47:50 AM »

Oh, my game won't let me in...
Don't you find it wierd when you get busted by an orderly ? He's screaming in your ear, everything gets green and his voice becomes metallic...

LOL...  Reminds me of Manhunt 2.  Good times...

I think the voices in the cemetary came from the church.  There's a preacher who's talking about sin and stuff pretty loudly, but only at night (if I remember).

I managed to get into Hattrick's House in the PS2 version after seeing someone on youtube do it.  There's really nothing interesting in there, but it makes you wonder why Rockstar bothered putting it in.

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Bullworth Experiences / Most unexpected moments? (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!)

« on: November 15, 2009, 06:41:08 AM »

yeah, you can't wrestle it from him, but as Peter pointed out there are other ways to get it.  I think that "flying thing" that Jimmy does is funny. I always call the broken broom the "airplane stick" you know, it seems appropriate.

LOL...the airplane stick.

There was also a time when I was throwing stink bombs just to see what other students say when they're caught in the blast.  I threw some on the football field, and then I heard this really creepy laughter from one of the Jocks.  It sounded liike the "IMMA KILL YEW" kind of laughter.  Weird...

Later, I found out which one it was.

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Bully 1 Questions / Sleeping sucks

« on: November 15, 2009, 06:36:03 AM »

Yeah, I pretty much got the Jock clubhouse for the purpose of listening to what the Jocks are saying.  For some reason, all of them like to gather in giant-ass groups on the field after curfew.  Plus, the clubhouse is located near railings were people can't get to you if you climb on them.

Other than that, its pretty pointless unless you plan to visit the observatory or asylum a lot.

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NES Archive / The Never Ending Story

« on: November 15, 2009, 06:30:29 AM »

Jake sped off without warning, leaving Tony to haul his ass as he tried to catch up.  After almost falling down the stairs on his first day of School, Tony had managed to catch up to Jake who was standing at the entrance of a large, sunlit room.  The Cafeteria.

"Well, Tony-boy, this is your School !", crowed Jake with a grin on his face.  "You better learn all the Cliques and where they hang out.  Trust me, it's for your own good."

He pointed towards a table of Students wearing garish, green sweaters.  They were playing some sort of game, and by the looks of it, the new version of G&G.  He watched a particularly fat one get excited over the new light up, electronic D-20 Notepad.  Across from him sat a hideously underweight kid, with filthy hair and horn-rimmed glasses.

"Those are the Nerds," explained Jake.  "They're the outcasts of this place.  Smart, but they can be douchebags sometimes.  However, they're the easiest 'prey' here, as you will see."  A large Jock had smacked the skinny Nerd on the back of the head as he sauntered off towards the people dressed like him.

"Their turf is the Library", Jake continued.  That’s where they mostly hang out, along with the old Observatory.”

Tony took a good look at them and noticed the fat one had A 'Plumber's Crack'.  He cringed.

"And those are the Preps", Jake said, pointing to another table.  "Their brains are made of money.  Oh, and they're massively inbred.  They like to hang out at Harrington House.  You'll find out where that is later, but I'll warn you that they have a dog named Chester on their side lawn.  A hungry dog."

Tony noticed that the Preps wore the same sweaters as the boys who got kicked out of Hattrick's class.  No wonder.

"Those are the Greasers", indicated Jake, pointing to yet another table.  "They're all poor, but they're tough.  Best not to mess with them now.  They inhabit the Auto Shop."

"They exist ?" asked Tony, who observed their greasy hair and leather jackets.  One of them had a rat-tail brush and was happily running it through his hair.  Another one opened his mouth, and Tony swore he sounded like a particular 50's star.

Jake shrugged, and moved to the next Clique.

"And what every School needs...the Jocks," said Jake.  "They're all on the Football Team, and I swear the big ones are taking Steroids.  None too smart either, but the Teachers always treat them better than everyone else.  They have their own Clubhouse, but you'll find them mostly on the Football Field and in the Gym"

Indeed, some were giants compared to the other Students.  Most of them were wearing Varsity Jackets.  A particularly scary one looked up and glared over at him.

"So," grinned Jake.  "What do you think?"
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Bully 1 Questions / favorite thing(s) to do to prefects

« on: November 14, 2009, 01:28:40 AM »

LOL...  Characters even have unique dialogue for having a rat thrown at them, so it's pretty amusing to do to anyone at the Academy.

Angie Ng: "Whatever.  It's not even Year of the Rat!"

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Chapter 1 / Russell in the Hole

« on: November 14, 2009, 01:23:38 AM »

It's actually possible to beat Russell without weapons or cheats, but it takes patience and timing.

I agree.  When Russell starts to do a bull motion, run quickly to the left or right.  Keep moving in one direction as he is charging at you.  Keep your distance so he has less chance of hitting you.  Blah blah blah, he'll charge at the wall, get dizzy, and then you beat death into him.

The difficult part is the second half of the fight, which is when his life bar is about halfway down.  He'll pause, yell loudly, and then start chasing you.  If he catches you, he'll hold you in a lock (hard as shit to wrestle yourself out of on the PS2 version) that can take quite a bit of health from Jimmy.  Pretty much the only way I've found to avoid this is to bring Jimmy to the edge of the circle and run all the way around as Russell attempts to catch you.  He'll eventually get tired, and then you can beat him.

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Bullworth Experiences / Most unexpected moments? (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!)

« on: November 14, 2009, 01:15:30 AM »

LOL...  I've never succeeded at wrestling the broom from him, so I had to think of other ways to make him drop that broom!

I wanted to do this thing I saw on youtube where Jimmy can grab the broom and break it into a small piece.  If he picks that piece up, he'll spread his arms out like he's flying.

The first time I tried to steal the broom, I got busted.  The second time, Russell comes out of nowhere and starts some fight that ends up with swarming prefects, thrown stink bombs, screaming children, and a running janitor.

God damn.

(Well, I succeeded the third time...)

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Bully 1 Discussion / How to know if you're a Bully Super Geek

« on: November 14, 2009, 01:06:37 AM »

25.  You talk out loud to yourself while walking.
26.  You start paying attention to particularly psychotic students.
27.  Fights happen at your school all the time.  (Or alternatively, you start most of the fights at your school.)
28.  You laugh at neurotic students, because sympathy doesn't exist at Bullworth.
29.  Your annual soda consumption has risen by 80%.  You also say a nifty catchphrase after drinking soda.
30.  You wonder how the Bully world connects with the worlds of other Rockstar games.

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Bully 1 Discussion / 200 things you have learnt from bully

« on: November 14, 2009, 12:57:53 AM »

256.  You can fail as many classes you want/skip class as many times as you want and still pass.
257.  People magically know who put marbles in front of the doorways...
258.  Students/teachers are oblivious to everything happening around them.  (Seriously, where were the teachers/prefects during The Big Game?  Or the fact that a whole football team attempted to conquer the observatory, and no one seemed to notice except Jimmy and the Nerds.  There are many more things that can be used as examples.)
259.  Tad's family has two street numbers: one for his estate and another for his garage.
260.  You can knock the hats off the two characters who wear them.
267.  Jocks never leave the school unless they are in certain missions/assign certain errands.
268.  If you stand close to two people who are playing catch, one of them will try to pass it to you eventually.

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NES Archive / The Never Ending Story

« on: November 12, 2009, 09:45:43 PM »

Tony marched through School, thinking deeply about what Jake said.  Who was this Jimmy, and what made him so important ?   Looking at this dump, everyone was probably paranoid and out to get each other.  Or maybe that was his own paranoid thinking.

He made his way to the Mathematics room, ruled by one Mr. Hattrick. 

"I hope you all have your Brains today !" barked the rather fat man at the front of the room.  Mr. Hattrick was the kind of teacher that put on an expression that fried the souls of all who entered.  He glared at Tony, and he suddenly felt like bolting out.

"You must be young Tony," growled Hattrick.  "Your seat is over there.  You better remember it, or you'll be standing for the rest of the semester !"

His seat was the most ghetto-ass desk he had ever seen.  The carvings left on its surface were too obscene to even describe, and about thirty pieces of multicolored gum fed off its bottom.  Students briefly peered up at him as he descended down the row, all of them giving him the look that said, "You poor, poor bastard"

Tony slowly balanced himself on the beaten up chair, afraid that the desk might fall apart at any moment.  One particular carving caught his eye among the armies of crude teenage imagination.   A deeply carved scribble, as if someone had taken a hunting knife and scratched the word out in fury.  Below it was the classic proclamation of, "...wuz here."  He wasn't quite sure, but the beginning of the scribbled-out word looked like it started with a 'J'.

"I can't believe he got hired back in," whispered a Student in a blue, diamond patterned vest to another who was dressed the same way.  Actually, now that Tony had a chance to look around, he noticed everyone was dressed like someone else.  This wasn't too strange in a Uniform School, was it ?

"Yeah, my older brother told me about him.  From what he said, we weren‘t going to be able to buy any more test answers", said the other in a strange, English-sounding accent.  "I would pay for that Jim--"

"Shhh!  Don't say his name out loud !", the first boy interrupted.

"Superstitious, are we?", the second boy smirked.

"No, but it’s a not a good idea", the first boy replied.  "Trust me, even money can't keep Russell and his boys back..."

"Why Are You Boys Talking !!!" screamed Hattrick.  The shockwave of his voice made everyone twitch in their seats.  The two, argyle-printed boys sank in their seats as Hattrick glared them down.

"You two, to the Principal's Office !" he yelled.  The two Students in front of Tony drew out of their seats, hands raised up as if Hattrick had a gun.  They slowly, but frantically, made their way out the door.  Tony could've sworn he heard one of them say, "I'll call my lawyer for this..."

The class was silent with fear.

"Now then," growled Hattrick.  "Time to learn Students.  The homework is written on the board.  Be advised I will NOT read it for you !!"

{Pg. 327, #3-67}. Tony read off the board.   Great, thought Tony
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Bullworth Experiences / Most unexpected moments? (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!)

« on: November 12, 2009, 09:03:50 PM »

It's pretty strange how the ethnicity ratio is very disproportionate at Bullworth, and nobody seems to notice.  Well, at least they didn't make the black characters hip-hop obsessed or gangsta...

I would die if I saw characters sagging their pants in Bully 2.  Seriously, it's everywhere in real American high schools.

Anyway...

But what really surprised me was went I was trying to grab the broom from Mr. Luntz, and I ended up fighting him.  The dude fought me back!

Also, I was making Jimmy throw footballs at the Jocks.  I'd be like, "Hey Damon...  FOOTBALL!" and it would hit him.  What scared the crap out of me was when Bo actually caught it, and I was like, "Shit."

So Jimmy got nailed in the face.

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Bully 1 Discussion / How to know if you're a Bully Super Geek

« on: November 12, 2009, 08:54:03 PM »

25.  You wish you could fight in school and get away with it.
26.  Your group looks like a gang of angry teenagers.  (Actually, all groups of teenagers look like this.)
27.  You wonder if you can get some of your more hated teachers fired.
28.  You have the Bully soundtrack on your mp3 player/iPod.
29.  You're happy Jack Thompson got disbarred so he can't interfere with the development of Bully 2.
30.  You've considered dressing like a character.
31.  You wish a massive riot happened at your school.

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NES Archive / The Never Ending Story

« on: November 12, 2009, 08:43:22 PM »

The alarm clock bell rang, signaling the upcoming morning class, and Tony groaned.  The previous evening had done nothing but reveal to him that Bullworth Academy was actually a cesspool of society rejects, with fighting going on in the hallway outside his room far into the night.  As he came awake, the fighting resumed.  Tony was beginning to regret ever having come to this place, which was nothing like the brochure.   

Two students passed his open doorway.  One of them was actually kind of a shrimp, with a childish face, but his Bullworth athletic sweater on him said otherwise.  The other guy was large and hulking, with a Letterman jacket.  It was that guy who stopped briefly in front of Tony's door to shake his fist at him, although by then, Tony had his back turned.

Tony scrambled through his belongings and finally salvaged his now crumpled schedule and a clean new textbook.  He read: {Period 1: Mathematics}

As he half-assed his way into the School building to what was going to be his first class in this hellhole, a Student stopped right in front of him.  Tony considered taking the textbook he had been issued him and smacking it on the prick's head, but soon realized that this Student didn't seem like he wanted to annihilate him anytime soon.

"Going to Math Class ?" asked the guy, who was wearing a dark green sweater.  A black cloud of misery seemed to shroud him, and Tony could understand why in a place that seemed as horrible as Bullworth.

"Yeah, I am", Tony answered.  "I'm Tony Calderone, new here."

"I'm Constantinos.  Good luck with Mr. Hattrick," sighed the black-haired student.  "Wish me luck in gym.  I'll need it."

"Umm...Ok, whatever", Tony said. "I gotta go off this way", he said, pointing down the hall.

"OK, see you", Constantinos answered morosely, and headed off.

As the gloomy Student wandered away, Tony watched him.  Even this kid seemed a little off.  Not that this School wasn't already weird enough.

Tony approached the stairs to the second floor, deep in thought.  He had managed to make one friend, if you could call it that.  Well, maybe two, if Jake counted.

Suddenly, he was face up on the floor.  The overhead lights burned in Tony's pupils, and he shielded his eyes from any more agony.  At first, he thought someone had struck him out of nowhere.

But in reality, a student had slid down the railing and accidentally landed on him.  As he uncovered his eyes, a face loomed over him.  It was Jake, grinning.
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Bully 1 Questions / Who is your favorite faculty member?

« on: November 11, 2009, 10:26:06 PM »

There's something else that pretty much sums up what you just said, and it's actually a very common ritual performed by a woman to an unfortunate man in court: a divorce settlement.  

Good times...

Either way, the poor thing was already dead to begin with, so he won't be in pain when his heart is ripped from the safety of his ribcage.  Therefore, I can't empathize with him.

Back on topic...

I'd like Mr. Galloway because he's the kind of teacher who will pretty much let you get away with anything.  But now that he's off the liquid medication, I'm pretty sure some students aren't too happy about it.  I can also guess the males students are even more displeased with the fact Ms. Phillips is married now.  Aww...

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Bully 1 Questions / favorite thing(s) to do to prefects

« on: November 11, 2009, 10:07:02 PM »

I like insulting them and getting charged with "Impudence" on the trouble meter.  It makes me laugh when Jimmy pushes one of them and goes, "What you got, bitch?"

Afterwards, I run like hell and climb on top of the ledges near the stairways.  I then proceed to nail each of them in the face with the super slingshot.  I like it when Edward (bespectacled prefect) is beaten up, and he says, "I need my inhaler."  I also like it when Max is beaten, and he says, "You should be a prefect."  LOL.