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The Grounds Of Bullworth => Auditory Experiences => Topic started by: Acolyte on December 03, 2006, 12:33:36 AM
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What are some lines that made you laugh in this game??
One of mine
"We need to find a guy who is big, and doesn't hate me yet."Jimmy
"ya but who?"pete
"Russel!"both
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lol one that made me crack up was when gary goes
"i know ya hate me jimmy boy.."
and when the english teacher is talking
"you lot finish the assignments, ill just be sitting hear drinking my.... tea"
they are sooo many more but i cant think of any..
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"Anyone who had a sex change and had his mom sleep with crabble snitch just to get in the school....." when Jimmy was pissed off of Gary
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"you lot finish the assignments, ill just be sitting hear drinking my.... tea"
Lmao, that one is my favourite:cool:
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I think Tom and Algie are incredibly funny, but much more though.
"What are you gonna do, puke? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?" - Tom
"Hi, I mean... yo." - Algie
"Word up coolio!" - Algie
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All of these lines can be heard by Daemon West:
"One day im going to fight a gorilla"
"I wonder who would win in a fight, a bear or a gorilla"
"I wonder if i will ever beat someone so hard thrir head will go off"
"I wonder if she will come to my room if i offer to show her my John Elway autograph"
"Ill strap you up like a new born baby" Does he say "strap you up"?
"Ill rip your guts out and watch you bleed"
But one of the lines that i like most is when that red head jock says: "Thank you sir may i have some more"
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But one of the lines that i like most is when that red head jock says: "Thank you sir may i have some more"
Nooo that's Kirby, the gay jock. ;)
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That line is really strange everytime I smash his balls he says it. Anyway the best lines is:
"Hi wanna be friends?"
"It's me Sheldon"
And everything Sheldon says,he talks very funny.
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That line is really strange everytime I smash his balls he says it. Anyway the best lines is:
"Hi wanna be friends?"
"It's me Sheldon"
And everything Sheldon says,he talks very funny.
Yeah and that little brown headed kid: "Why dont you just kill me and get over with it" "Just look down, dont make eyecontact with anyone". I feel bad for him.
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Some of my favourite lines:
"You got dressed in the dark today." - Damon West
"My dad will give me condoms, so i can do it with girls." - Some bully
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I have a question: What does Daemon mean when he says : "Its ginstrap time!" What is ginstrap?
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The best line in the game:
"Another crushing blow for Fatty!"
And when Earnest is getting himself off, he says:
"You'll initially say who is that handsome stranger and then I'll woo you with my suave...ness?"
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-I hunger for fishsticks
-Mom why do you keep me here?
-They say kids imitates videogame characters, but i am yet to become a mustached plumber
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All of these lines can be heard by Daemon West:
"One day im going to fight a gorilla"
"I wonder who would win in a fight, a bear or a gorilla"
"I wonder if i will ever beat someone so hard thrir head will go off"
"I wonder if she will come to my room if i offer to show her my John Elway autograph"
"Ill strap you up like a new born baby" Does he say "strap you up"?
"Ill rip your guts out and watch you bleed"
But one of the lines that i like most is when that red head jock says: "Thank you sir may i have some more"
I think Daemon says "I'm gonna lay your butt out like a new born baby!".
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I think Daemon says "I'm gonna lay your butt out like a new born baby!".
Yes he does! Thank you!
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Just heard Jimmy say: "I hope that wasn't Edna i just saw" after flushing the toilet. This line made me laught more than any line in any videogame. So good!
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Thad - "This time I'm serious, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Bif - "It's a great day to be rich." "No hobos allowed" "You hungry? 'Cause I got knuckle sandwiches."
Vance - "What's buzzin', cousin?"
Gord - "You're poor and ugly."
Gary - "Your mom's having an affair."
Trent - Most of his lines are funny but "Wanna play shirts and skins?" is the best :P
Algie - "Loser head"
There's a lot more funny lines....well, those are some.
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Here are loads that make me laugh.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-Fatty while fighting
No escape from the Trent man-Trent
Ever been kicked out of an all you can eat buffet-Eunice
THATS IT IVE HAD IT-Algie
Stupid Stupid Face-Russell while bullying someone
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITING-Pinky while watching a fight
Dont be mean i just want to graduate-Christy while being bullied
Ha Ha Atomic wedgie made him bleed-Russell
Take ya B.O and go-Pinky while bullying Beatrice
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I forgot Melvin's -"Here comes the level 5 attack" And Bif said something like "Did you get those shoes at the dollar store?"
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Ummm. "One day I'm gonna fight a gorilla." I nearly wet myself.
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The Janitor "I Hope DR.CrabbleSnitch Doesn't Find Out My Plans To Takeover School"(or something like that).I pinched the beast/eunice on the ass and she said "what the hell".
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(First post here, please be nice!)
I was just playing Bully, and when I was being busted by a prefect, the only useful thing Jimmy could say was "Your on camera!" He really doesn't get it does he?
(Yes I know it was because he was holding his camera at the time, I just found it humorous)
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Welcome zoton2, cool glitch you found.
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Welcome zoton2, cool glitch you found.
Thats a GLITCH?! :D
I wouldn't of called it that but now I think of it, you could kinda call it a glitch.
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I think it should be called glitch cause it's not supposed to be there. zoton2 why don't you join the new bully roleplay? It's kinda cool.
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Ok I guess I might, I'll have a look later
Back on topic, I know its been posted, but Sheldon saying "Hi, it's me, Sheldon!" cracks me up!
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I heard this hillarious glitch line when i swirld Daemon in the boysroom. Jimmy said "Discusting isnt it? And Daemon answered "Sweet like candy". I laughed so mutch i couldnt breath. What a pure glitch.
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Hahahaha, that's a good one.
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Hahahaha, that's a good one.
Yeah, students aren't suposed to talk while you swirld them. First of all, they are not programed to, second of all you cant talk with your head under water. So it ws really good.
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Lol, never seen that happen before..
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Pinky-I dont really like him..but we're cuzins and our family wants us to get married..........you kno keep up the tradition.
Jimmy-wait marry your cuzin??
Pinky-It use to be brother and sister until it was illegal....my aunt has 4 thumbs!
i laughed hard
also..
hey petey whats wrong..did someone crap in your bed? -jimmy
i chuckled a bit
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Pinky-I dont really like him..but we're cuzins and our family wants us to get married..........you kno keep up the tradition.
Jimmy-wait marry your cuzin??
Pinky-It use to be brother and sister until it was illegal....my aunt has 4 thumbs!
LMAO!! that quote rocks! :D :D
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Fatty, "Don't get near me my smell is contagious!"
Melvin,"Here comes a level 5 attack!"
Algernon,"Why is there mayonaise in my pants I dont even eat that stuff."
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Hehehe, mayonaise.
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I still think "I wanna fight a gorilla" is the best.
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I still think "I wanna fight a gorilla" is the best.
yeah, i laught when i hear that all the time
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Well, anything that Gary said has to be on my list. Cynical sociopathic lunatic.
My other favorite line in the game was by a cop:
"I always get my men! That didn't sound gay, did it?"
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lol i think its funny how devoted the greasers are to Johnny and when they say things to do with that like;
"Johnny there's a fire!"
"What does Lola see in Johnny that i dont?"
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The greasers are pretty much in love with Johnny.
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"Do it fer Johnny! Do it fer Johnny!"
Ah, The Outsiders. Oh, I mean....Bully.
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Gord the preppie makes me laugh with some things he says.
"Trash like you is not wanted here GET OUT"- When bullying someone near Harrington House.
"My Daddy owns your Daddy" - When pushing someone.
"Oh a fight how very amsuing" - When watching a fight.
"My Aquaberry sweater" -Laying on the floor after being beaten up.
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Algernon,"Why is there mayonaise in my pants I dont even eat that stuff."
dats my fave it love it
also the preps say ' hit me hard and my daddy sues!' lol i love it! :D
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i think i already said it but one that was quite funny was when mr. galloway is talking at the beginning of your english lesson.
"You lot finish the assignments, ill just be sitting here drinking my..... tea"
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Lmao
Btw... i haven't checked yet but in the warehouse where you do the "Smash It Up" mission with Zoe, i heard there's a box in the center of the bottom floor where it should read "Liquor for Mr. Galloway".
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Although none of you will probably believe me. I did use the search bar to see if a topic like this already exsisted. But I searched for "Favorite Quotes" not "Funny Lines" my bad.
Oh and I've read the Outsiders,Woodnote. Maybe the whole Preps against Greaser thing was done on purpose because of that book. They should have had a kid named Ponyboy.
Gary: At least my mother dosen't make a living on her back!"
Jimmy: YOU'RE DEAD!
Gary that was a low blow. A loooow blow.
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Although none of you will probably believe me. I did use the search bar to see if a topic like this already exsisted. But I searched for "Favorite Quotes" not "Funny Lines" my bad.
Oh and I've read the Outsiders, Woodnote. Maybe the whole Preps against Greaser thing was done on purpose because of that book. They should have had a kid named Ponyboy.
Gary: At least my mother dosen't make a living on her back!"
Jimmy: YOU'RE DEAD!
Gary that was a low blow. A loooow blow.
I bet it was. Just a subtle homage to S.E. Hinton. Did you ever hear Vance (?) quote Johnny Cade's letter to Ponyboy? At least, I think it was his letter... Eh, s'been a while.
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I'd need to read the book again to remember any details in the story of that book. It's been YEARS.
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Eunice - Ever been kicked out of a all that you can eat buffet ??
Dameon - I want to fight a gorrlia
russel- Russles secret place
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One of the geeks says something like ''Ive got something squishy in my pants.'' I was like ewww but it made me laugh anyway :lol:
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The best line in the game:
"Another crushing blow for Fatty!"
And when Earnest is getting himself off, he says:
"You'll initially say who is that handsome stranger and then I'll woo you with my suave...ness?"
I think the whole scene with Earnest and his little ... um ... story-telling bit was made of win. :D
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"want me to find someone for you to beat up?" -pedro
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when Eunice says "ever gotten kicked out of an all you can eat buffet?" hilarious!! lol im serious she says it when you have to walk her away from the theater so that pinky can get into the theater without waiting in line.
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ah yes, and theres
"mommy says i have a temper-you'll see!"-Algie
and when you wear wierd clothes ppl say something along the line of
"been stealing from the townie's clothing store?" cant remember the exact words, but thats how it goes.
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like ur "spoiler game" lol
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The one that crcked me up was the other day when Russell said somethink like this
"Help, Jimmy im lost, th cops are after me and i smell like meat!"
Eunice- "Hey jimmy!" She just sounds so spastic when she says it
Some random adult in Bullworth Town - "Aww my cramps are acting up!"
Some kid "I hope nodody finds out i still do THAT!"
Prefect - "I ALWAYS get my man!
Niel in the autoshop - "Im in a bad modd so just shut up and get on with it!"
The next day "Hey im in a good mood today, so just shut up and get on with it!"
Hobo - "One day, I'l get a house, a job and a car!"
Wehn i gave one of the bullies a swirly "Ha ha! This is great!"
Algie "My mommy calls me prince algie! She say's im really special!"
Bucky "(he says something abut thinking a girl likes him) It's proabaly because of my great time keeping. After all i do wear three watches!"
Bucky when you run into him in the fun house level "Bump me if you will! Don't bother me none!"
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"you lot finish the assignments, ill just be sitting here drinking my.... tea" - Mr Galloway
FTW
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Ah yes .... tea is great ... in a paperbag. =P
I still love the, "I'm a washed up old drunk, and I'm only 34!"
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"My Daddy Owns Your Daddy" cracked me up.
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Anyone had a fight with Algie and heard him do a screeching sound like he is scared and he then runs away? LOL.
That sound is funny.
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Anyone had a fight with Algie and heard him do a screeching sound like he is scared and he then runs away? LOL.
That sound is funny.
Reminds me; when I pick on Algie, always before he's one hit away from getting knocked out, he says, "YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!"
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"you know Lola, she's really hot! I think maybe she wants to be my girlfriend or something!"~Algie
"whats a girl gotta do to get sthg from her man?"~Eunice... and im thinking, wait, ur a girl?? lol haha i know im cruel.
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The one that crcked me up was the other day when Russell said somethink like this
"Help, Jimmy im lost, th cops are after me and i smell like meat!"
Eunice- "Hey jimmy!" She just sounds so spastic when she says it
Some random adult in Bullworth Town - "Aww my cramps are acting up!"
Some kid "I hope nodody finds out i still do THAT!"
Prefect - "I ALWAYS get my man!
Niel in the autoshop - "Im in a bad modd so just shut up and get on with it!"
The next day "Hey im in a good mood today, so just shut up and get on with it!"
Hobo - "One day, I'l get a house, a job and a car!"
Wehn i gave one of the bullies a swirly "Ha ha! This is great!"
Algie "My mommy calls me prince algie! She say's im really special!"
Bucky "(he says something abut thinking a girl likes him) It's proabaly because of my great time keeping. After all i do wear three watches!"
Bucky when you run into him in the fun house level "Bump me if you will! Don't bother me none!"
actually i think neal says just shut up and get to work! not that it really matters that much just though i would point it out... I totally agree w/ the eunice 1 when she says "hey jimmy!" the funny thing is she will spot you half way across campus and say "hey jimmy" or "whats a girl gotta do to get something from her man?" it must be b/c she is desperate!
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"Whats a girl gotta do to get something from her man" aint as half as annoying as when she says "look who it is my main squeeze"
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actually i think neal says just shut up and get to work! not that it really matters that much just though i would point it out... I totally agree w/ the eunice 1 when she says "hey jimmy!" the funny thing is she will spot you half way across campus and say "hey jimmy" or "whats a girl gotta do to get something from her man?" it must be b/c she is desperate!
Thanks for pointing that out, i finnished shop ages ago so i couldn't really remeber.
Yeah.... Eunice is really gross. When she walkes near me i get on my skateboard pretty quick!
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If Eunice comes near me i insult her until the point where she runs of screaming.
She dont ask for chocolates anymore since she caught me kissing someone else.
Even though people dont like her,In game Eunice is one of Jimmy's biggest fans.
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If Eunice comes near me i insult her until the point where she runs of screaming.
She dont ask for chocolates anymore since she caught me kissing someone else.
Even though people dont like her,In game Eunice is one of Jimmy's biggest fans.
Reminds me - "You actually kissed her?!"
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"Whats a girl gotta do to get something from her man" aint as half as annoying as when she says "look who it is my main squeeze"
yep, i know it. i was just using that one as an example. the main point was how you'll hear her but not see her-im serious! strange considering how massive she is.
Her last name is "Pound" but she weighs more like a ton.
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algie's soo funny
"ooooooooooo I'M SO ANGRY!!"
"sometimes, when my parents fight, I hide in a closet and eat donut holes":razz:
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yep, i know it. i was just using that one as an example. the main point was how you'll hear her but not see her-im serious! strange considering how massive she is.
Her last name is "Pound" but she weighs more like a ton.
If only you could give girls swirlies or stuff them in lockers.
Eunice would suffer that in my game.
Then again i dont think theres a locker big enough :lol:
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I heard a convo in dorm between Ethan and Algie.
Ethan:Get lost pal.
Algie:Poopypants
Ethan:Now u gonna feel the wrath of my tiger
Ethan attacks Algie and beats him up LOL.
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I heard 10 people made out here christy sez ot nearly all the time u make out wit her
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Nothin to do with the subject do you ever see the Griffin family Bully master
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lol think your funny do ya.
howz the pawtucket brewery going?
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"whats a girl gotta do to get sthg from her man?"~Eunice... and im thinking, wait, ur a girl?? lol haha i know im cruel.[/QUOTE]
Why are you guyz so mean to her she iz probably smarter than all of you put together
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algie's soo funny
"ooooooooooo I'M SO ANGRY!!"
"sometimes, when my parents fight, I hide in a closet and eat donut holes":razz:
Or when he says "Ewwww there's mayonaise in my pants!"
That horrified me as it was the first kinda worong quote i heard in bully!
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Why are you guyz so mean to her she iz probably smarter than all of you put together
my god. human stupidity knows no bounds.
its a Video Game
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what are you talkin about Edgeucation
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oh how bot the one when fatty is all like "my breasts are bigger than edna's"
and "sometimes my farts smells like wet hot dogs"
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oh how bot the one when fatty is all like "my breasts are bigger than edna's"
and "sometimes my farts smells like wet hot dogs"
Those nearly made me ill! XDDD
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Hmm... I could only think of one thing right now...
"My johnsons..." - Peanut, when kicked in the groin.
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Sorry for double posting, but I just wanted to say: IM NOT THE ONLY FILIPINO IN HERE!!!! WOOT! *hi fives KiKKoMan* Aztig tayong mga noypi!
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"Oh, I needed those for tonight..."~a prefect after I knee him in the groin
"I don't know what to do, and I smell like meat."~Russel...actually describes my life, ha!
"How come no one else has a vowel at the end of their last name around here?"~one of the greasers, maybe Lefty..hehe, all of the greasers are Italian...
"Yuck! Like, sicky yuck!"~Mandy
"I can't believe I'm the mascot! This is so cool!"~Constantinos, as I'm giving him a wedgie
"You make Russel shed single tear." "Only if Russel gets to DESTROY!" "Leave my little buddy alone!"~Russel
"I just love Aquaberry! Maybe Daddy will buy me some stock in the company!"~Gord during dodgeball and getting beat up
"Why am I always looking at the cheerleaders' shoes?"~Kirby
"What am I, your wife all of sudden?!"~After I throw Tad off of the bike he stole from me.
"I heard you called me a hermaphrodite!....First cousins are legal, my friend, legal! Just because my brother has no chin and would up in the asylum..." "You're starting to sound like...like Daddy!" "I'm going to pound you like my daddy pounds me!"~Oh Tad, you and your daddy issues....And who can forget Tad's whole explanation on why he fakes his accent?
Hooray for long posts. Right.
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"Tis only a flesh wound" - Melvin
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I SWEAR TO GOD HOPKINS IF YOU DONT STOP RIGHT NOW THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY-Black prefect while chasing me after Curfew.
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"I'm the Number One Freshman Tormentor in Bullworth History!"~Davis or Wade
"Yeah, and I'm still a virgin."~Trent
LOL TRENT YOU HOS OMG
"Whoever pulled that fire alarm will BURN IN HELL!"~Miss Danvers
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"Whoever pulled that fire alarm will BURN IN HELL!"~Miss Danvers
Kinda ironic since its a fire alarm haha
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very good nazzy
:roll:
:D
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Just shhh marcus..shhh.
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Can i call you Nazzy Spazzy?
Or will you hate me?
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I think you already know the answer to that one.
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No, i don't. That's why im asking...
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I think nazz will say something along the lines of,
"How About No, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!"
Or something similar.
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Im no dutch....
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I was only saying what Nazz might.
I never ment for you to take to heart my claims.
Deepest sympthies.
O.O
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It's okay... *Sniffs* when you get bullied in school... *Sniff* you get used to it! *Runs aay crying*
Yeah... right.
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Bullies suck ass. Like lesbiens.....
Anyway, Back On Topic.
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you big ass bug, im a semi lesbian, be quiet!
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Oh Lord.
Seems my Homophobia has got to me.
*Hangs head in shame.
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*Is all lesbian over you*
It's strange that you don't like lesbians. I can understand homsexual males, but most homphobes have nothing against lesbians,
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No! No! *Cowers in the corner*
It's just the whole state of mind that really freaks me out. Thats all.
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Explain?
Im just interested about how homophobia works.
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Well
Gay: I can't even bear the thought of two men ksising, nevermind having sex. It's just where I have grown up that stuff doesn't even get seen on the streets.
Lesbiens: A group of them at my school. Sloppy kissers, holding hands all over, all over each other, shorter hair than mine, exrememly annoying and the same as gays.
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But not all lesbians are dykes. Some are really pretty, romantic and girly. Guys don't bother me, as long as they are genuinly gay. I hat this whole Emo gay thing right now.
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I just hate Emos.
No Offence if you are, or know any.
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I resent that. I hate them too. I know only two decent emos, shadow and my friend, shaun
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Shadow and my friend Channy are the only decent Emo's in this damn world.
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I know... it's a scary fashion... cutting yourself and being gay...wheee! Apparently lesbins are in thisseason. I hate the world.
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Meh, if your Bi you don't get as much stick as if your a full on lesbien.
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No beleie me, i had to suffer hell from my school all last year. They've all forgotten this year, but if someone brings it up, it's full on questions to me again. E.G "Do you give girls lick outs?"
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Oh.
I would never ask you that....
*Shuffles*
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Hmmmmm i detect a hint of guilt... lol... maybe...
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Maybe to the question, or my shuffling?
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Hmmm the question.
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Do you?
Haha
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back on topic...
whoa gaunty thats pretty good you know, this time it only took you, what, 8 posts or whatever
im being fucking serious now, stay on topic in future
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Can i call you Nazzy Spazzy?
Or will you hate me?
Lol some of my friends call me that anyway, so yeah go ahead.
Ok Ok, this topic is now offically closed lol
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Not sure if there was another thread like this, i couldn't find one
Post it like this
Name of person that said it- "the quote"
mines
Russel-"Russel MAAAADDDD!!!"
also
Gary Smith-"Friendly aren't you"
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yes there is
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update of merging
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OoooH IM SO ANGRY!! - algie
awwh algie did you piss yourself again?
i think i spilled manase on my pants!
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:mad: Russel: "Russel Likes To Hurt People For Peace"
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Algie- I Think I Have Got Some mad-Aids On My Pants I Dont Even Eat That Stuff
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LOL
This woman in Old Bullworth Vale just said:
"When I thought I was getting fat, I was actually knocked up."
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Mine are:
Seth the prefect: that does it! Im laying the smakedown. lol
Pete: Your parents are ur brother and sister
Damon: I wondered if i hit someone so hard there hair would come off
Jimmy: Get lost, bitch! (if he fights someone)
Gary:The head likes me. I tied him up, turned his dumb skl into a battleground, got kids expelled unfairly, put several other in therapy and he still likes me!!
Gord: Your poor and ugly
Gord: I like it when people know there place in life (when the mission Beach Rumble starts)
Ricky (the greaser): Where your place in life is in my toilet you trust fund turd!
Chad: Do they have toilets in your trailer?
Those were my fav quotes lol
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"Guess what time it is? yep time for a beatdown" - Wade
"Someone wants to be handicapped!" - Trent
"Here comes your poundcake!" - Kirby
"Sweet life candy you dont want any of this" - Damon
"I eat wimps for breakfast!" - Troy
"You want two black eyes? yeah two of em!" - Tom
"Raaaaaaahhhhh!" - Tom
"See this? eat it!" - Tom
"Dont worry I'm coming never leave a men behind!" - Tom
"You wanna see me losing it huh dad? I mean you're dead!" - Wade
"What is this a marathon?" - Trent
"It's a freakin massacre!" - Davis
"Come on there come on!"- Cassey
"Oooohh....What a stupid fight" - Lefty
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"Ha ha ha! Don't make me puke!"~one of the nerds when he sees Jimmy dressed stupid.
"Ha ha! That's funny!"~Sheldon when he sees Jimmy dressed stupid.
"Why are you wearing that?"~ Gloria (I think) when she sees Jimmy dressed stupid.
Hehe, I like making Jimmy wear nothing but underwear just to get everyone to laugh at him!
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Here's quite a few
Gary: It's sink or swim my friend and if you're good at swimming you gotta let the losers drown. Why don't you leave the thinking up to me?
Jimmy:..what?
Gary: "What?" "What what duuhhhh!" Can't you say anything else?
LOL
and
Jimmy: What'd you say about me, dwarf!?! (To Petey)
Mandy: Yuck! Yuck! Sicky! That's like..totally grodey!! (LMAO)
Mandy: Come on you can't do that I'm like popular! (when you taunt her)
Pinky: I'm a princess! and I need people to do things for me! So hurry up because I wanna be first! (LOL I just wanted to bitch slap her for that)
Kirby: If you don't tell anyone..we can make out. (typical closeted jock)
Jimmy: -in the way begining where he "flirts" with a girl- Will you pleeeaaaaase hang out with me? (Idk i thought that was kinda cute he was so desparate) another he goes "Please make out with me I promise I won't tell" (That was hilarious and cute in a desparate sorta way..)
Another where you insult a girl and then apologize one he goes "Awww I'm sorry sweetie." (Thought that was kinda sweet)
Okay I'm done :D
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"I'm hot. You're hot. Let's make out."-Trent (romantic greeting to Jimmy)
"A face like this is pure cinema, you get me?"-Trent's random dialogue.
"So much for the army!"-Troy after being hit/kicked in the groin.
"Thank you sir may i have some more"-Kirby after being beat up (he must like it rough lol).
"I'm the Freshmen's worst nightmare. They think I'm the boogie man or something."-Davis' random dialogue.
"I wish someone would cause trouble."-Max's random dialogue.
"There's a girl who got breast implants, so I need to go gossip."-Christy before she stops talking to you and walked off.
"Am I handsome? Yeah, yes I am."-Trent's random dialogue.
"I didn't even know you can get a rash there." Edward (prefect with glasses. Wonder what he's been doing to get a rash?)
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My favourite comments are anybody's who had just gotten their balls kicked.
This blond adult: I need thoose!! (in a squeaky voice)
Max (the brown haired prefect): Ah! I needed those!
Officer Ivanovich (fat cop): Ah! Oh no! I needed those... for the night!
Trent: Ah! You stupid piece of.. ugghh.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: OO! oooooo how coullld yoooouu?? ooooo
Edward (prefect with glasses): OW MY NARDS!
Gord: OOOO THAT WAS DIRTY!!!
Algernon: OW! CRITICAL HIT!
Bryce: OW! You just ruined my puberty for me!
Gordon: Ahhh! I'll sue your ass if I ever have stupid kids!
Kirby: Ow! Thank you sir may I have some more?! Oooooo.
Officer Williams (black cop): Oh! aaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Constantinos: Uhh! Aww! That hurt.. so much!
Ivan: Ow! Typical!
Sheldon: OW! That really hurt!
Pedro: Momma!
Lance: OW! I guess I deserved that.
Trevor: Ow! why would you do that?!
Parker: Ah! OOOoOooOOo!
Damon: Oah! It hurts... so... good!
Gary: OW! You can't do that!
Peter: Ow! Now I'll never be a dad!
Well these are some people what they say when their ballz are kickz0red.
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Where did you find crabblesnitch to kick him?
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in the mission hattrick vs galloway
he also says "do you know who i am?" if you bump into him
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fatty why is my underwear all squdishy
hi its me sheldon
cant let anyone still no i do that
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"Its like watching dogs mate"-Gary
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"Once I crush these preppies we'll be made in the shade." - Vance (this always makes me laugh :lol: )
"Ever wonder how Larry got the name Peanut? Yeah, thats why." - Chad
"Children are like dogs. They only learn through frequent punishment." - Hattrick
"You can run, but I can hire someone to hunt you down!" - Derby
"This style is called the devastator!" - Ethan
There are a lot more but I can't remember them now.
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found some new favorites :D:D:D
Bo: *when being bullied* Look dude! I got money! I know I look like I don't but I do! Just leave me alone!
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Trent: I think a dog pissed on your pants, dingus. (seeing Jimmy dressed stupidly)
Trent: Yeahh and I'm still a virgin. (...O_O there's a lovely little picture for ya)
Pinky: *knocked out* You ruined...my make up!
Mandy: *knocked out* ..Who beats up a cheerleader? (ME BITCH!)
Ricky: *hit by a car or bike* Just my friggin luck! Lose the girl, get run over. What else huh? WHAT ELSE!! (awww lol)
Johnny: *tired out by running* I gotta quit smoking!
Peanut: *crying*...Joooohnnyyyy!! (that made me feel bad :( )
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i just swirlied troy and got the best quote ever
"So that's what a turd tastes like"
actually everything that guy says is funny
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Kirby: *sees a fight* KICK HIM IN THE HOO-HAH!!
people kicked in the nuts:
Ricky: Cheap son of a--that mean friggin coward!
Melvin: ooowww my jabberwocky!
Gordon: Aaaahhh! I'll sue your ass if I ever have stupid kids!
Trent: You stupid piece of...aauuughhh!!
Damon: Oww hurts so...good!
Kirby: ooww thank you sir may I have some more?
Johnny: Augh!! owwwwwww!! (sounds like he's crying)
Derby: Auuugghh! Oh LORD!! I have to carry on the family name!
Peanut: Aughh my johnson!
Vance: Auughh! Right in the hot rod!
Lefty: My girlfriend's gonna kill you!
I swear there isn't one guy in Bullworth I haven't got with a crotch shot.
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i don't know the name of the kid, but he says: "they say kids act like characters in video games, but i am yet to become a mustached plumber."
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here are my favs
Here are Gary Quotes
"I'm a genius! Geniuses don't NEED medication! "
"I can't believe I switched my meds again!"
"I keep imagining myself in charge of a large empire!"
"I despise weak people!"
"Friends? Friends are for the weak!"
"It's like watching dogs mate!"
"Come on, kill each other!"
"OW- you can't do that!"
"Oh spank me"
Here are Bif Quotes
"Of course, the best man always wins...me."
"Come on. Afterwards, you can clean my shoes."
"One day, I'll be king."
"I wonder how many 7 year olds I could beat up."
"She would totally dig me if I had a car."
Aren't you my gardener's son?
Does your mom clean my house?
Punks jump up to get beat down!
If you are dumb enough to fight the Bullworth boxing champion then come on!
I'm gonna beat the poor out of you!
After I beat you, I'm gonna have your dad fired!
I'm not even tryin'!
Low blow, Hopkins!
Oh mummy...
I need my nanny...
Its no big deal, there was never any title on the line
"It's a great day to be rich." "No hobos allowed" "You hungry? 'Cause I got knuckle sandwiches."
"I dont know why they say poor people make the best boxers"
AND THE BEST ONES ARE
"Apparently Derby and Bif are made for each other" -DAN
"Time to pay your Russell tax!" -Russell
"You filthy democrat!" -Derby
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Yeah I'm a fan of Bif's line "Afterwards you can clean my shoes." Makes me wonder why he isn't the preppie leader.
Also, everything the nerds say is awesomely funny.
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i wonder how jimmy would respond to the quotes said to him..
Ex:
Ricky: Wank off, Hopkins!
Jimmy: Wank yourself off, Pucino!
Ricky: D=
Trent: Forget stage, a face like this is pure cinema, you get me?
Jimmy: Yeah Freddy Vs. Jason 2
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idk...yeah i'm bored.
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Some Black kid when you hit him in the nuts:Ahh!Why would you do that??
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i wonder how jimmy would respond to the quotes said to him..
Ex:
Ricky: Wank off, Hopkins!
Jimmy: Wank yourself off, Pucino!
Ricky: D=
Trent: Forget stage, a face like this is pure cinema, you get me?
Jimmy: Yeah Freddy Vs. Jason 2
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idk...yeah i'm bored.
I didn't realize that the word 'wank' was used anywhere other than the UK. Where you from M?
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"Ever wonder how Larry got the name Peanut? Yeah, thats why." - Chad
I don't get it. Curse this tiny brain of mine.
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I didn't realize that the word 'wank' was used anywhere other than the UK. Where you from M?
no LOL he actually says "wank"
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i wonder how jimmy would respond to the quotes said to him..
Ex:
Ricky: Wank off, Hopkins!
Jimmy: Wank yourself off, Pucino!
Ricky: D=
Trent: Forget stage, a face like this is pure cinema, you get me?
Jimmy: Yeah Freddy Vs. Jason 2
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idk...yeah i'm bored.
Zoe: Hey Jimmy you busy?
Jimmy:(Just kicked in the nuts) No im just on the floor holding my nuts!
Gary:It's like watching dogs mate!
Jimmy:Um...you like to watch dogs hump each other Gary?
Russell:You need to take chill pill.
Jimmy:Maybe Gary will give me one.
I will think up some more...
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I didn't realize that the word 'wank' was used anywhere other than the UK. Where you from M?
Wank has a lot of connotations now, thanks to the internet.
I've been using it since I saw it on a shirt a looonnnggg time ago. I liked the word.
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Zoe: Hey Jimmy you busy?
Jimmy:(Just kicked in the nuts) No im just on the floor holding my nuts!
Gary:It's like watching dogs mate!
Jimmy:Um...you like to watch dogs hump each other Gary?
Russell:You need to take chill pill.
Jimmy:Maybe Gary will give me one.
I will think up some more...
Gary: it's like watching dogs mate!
Jimmy:..you'd know wouldn't ya? Ya sick fuck!
Peanut: *kicked in the balls* AAhhh!! my johnson!
Jimmy: It's not like you were gonna use it.
Lola: *slutty trying to act all innocent* It's not my fault!
Jimmy: Are you kidding me you retarded bitch?! Half the shit your idiot boyfriend goes through is because of your STD infested ass!
Zoe: Jimmy..Let's make out!
Jimmy: uuuhhhhhh...No.
Mandy: *knocked out* Who beats up a cheerleader?
Merilyn: ME BITCH!
Jimmy:O_O!! ur not suppose to be here! get back to the controller!
Merilyn: D=
Pinky: *knocked out* I think I'm gonna cry!
Jimmy: Excellent.
Trent: Bullworth girls need to put out more!
Jimmy: put what out? this is not a strip club you know. use ur hand or go find lola..or zoe.
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Sorry...REALLY BAD DAY...
I feel better now *Kicks Zoe in the tramp stamp* TAKE THAT YOU UGLY SKANK!!
*inhales and asumes zen pose*
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Gary: it's like watching dogs mate!
Jimmy:..you'd know wouldn't ya? Ya sick fuck!
Peanut: *kicked in the balls* AAhhh!! my johnson!
Jimmy: It's not like you were gonna use it.
Lola: *slutty trying to act all innocent* It's not my fault!
Jimmy: Are you kidding me you retarded bitch?! Half the shit your idiot boyfriend goes through is because of your STD infested ass!
Zoe: Jimmy..Let's make out!
Jimmy: uuuhhhhhh...No.
Mandy: *knocked out* Who beats up a cheerleader?
Merilyn: ME BITCH!
Jimmy:O_O!! ur not suppose to be here! get back to the controller!
Merilyn: D=
Pinky: *knocked out* I think I'm gonna cry!
Jimmy: Excellent.
Trent: Bullworth girls need to put out more!
Jimmy: put what out? this is not a strip club you know. use ur hand or go find lola..or zoe.
Johnny: I wonder what Lola's doin' right now?
Jimmy: Probably got a hard one in her right now the last thing she's thinkin about is your dumb ass
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Sorry...REALLY BAD DAY...
I feel better now *Kicks Zoe in the tramp stamp* TAKE THAT YOU UGLY SKANK!!
*inhales and asumes zen pose*
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Bif: I wonder how many 7 year olds I could beat up.
Jimmy: Why? Aren't you like 19 years old Bif? You'd go to Jail for that.
Bif: I'm gonna beat the poor out of you!
Jimmy: Ok after that Im rich right?
Damon: Maybe she'll come up to my room if I offer to show her my John Elway autograph.
Jimmy: Can I come too?
Kirby: C'mere and eat your poundcake!
Here comes your poundcake!
I got a new recipe for poundcake!
Jimmy: You like poundcake alot right?
Gord: I am really the best dressed at Bullworth?, I must be, Derby wouldn't lie to me.
Jimmy: You all dress alike..what's the difference?
Wade: Guess what time it is?
Jimmy: 8:43 am?
Wade: Yep! Time for a beatdown!
Jimmy: No its 8:43 am Wade.
Wade: Whatever Johnny McNOFRIENDS! Bite me!
Jimmy: What I do I just told you the time.
Wade: YEAH!? well you made my hit list, how do you like that?
Jimmy: For what?
Wade: You....are the BIGGEST LOSER in the world!
Jimmy: Ok..man your dumb.
Wade: You wanna start something tough guy?
Jimmy: No Wade leave me alone!
Wade: Let's see you prove how tough you are.
Jimmy: Why are you touching me Wade?
Wade: Hey, how's it feel knowing that you suck?
Jimmy: Im not the girl in the relationship Wade.
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Ricky: I gotta fix eight bikes tonight, but I can do it! I'm Ricky!
Jimmy: Let me Help. (starts fixing one of the bikes)
Ricky: Remember, a wheel ain't a wheel without all its spokes!
Jimmy: ...Ok..I think.
Ricky: Can't fix a broken heart with a wrench; (looks at Jimmy) or could I?
Jimmy: Why are you saying that to me Ricky?
Ricky: Stupid, you're so stupid, Ricky! Who needs her, girl's ain't nothing special...
Jimmy: Im not special either..so Im just going to leave..
Ricky: I just broke up with my chick, and I'm gonna take it all out on your face!
Jimmy: Maybe another time Ricky ok? Laterz (Runs out of Bike shop)
Ricky: Looks like I'm rusty... real rusty...
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Bif: She's been with almost the entire starting lineup. All she needs is the left tackle, and the slotback.
Jimmy: Who you talking about Bif?
Bif: Mandy.
Jimmy: How do you know?
Bif: I used to be the linebacker so I know.
Jimmy: Man,wish I was a bit bigger so I could join the team.
Bif: Your the right size for me Jim.
Jimmy: That nice to know Bif...well..not really..
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I think Jimmy not saying anything is the best reaction. Random beatdowns FTW!!!
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Ricky: I just broke up with my chick, and I'm gonna take it all out on your face!
Jimmy: It's not my face's fault you ignored her and she left you like a loser!
Ricky: Stupid you're so stupid Ricky! Who needs her girl's aint nothin' special! *crying sounds*
Jimmy: *gives him a bass guitar, a razor blade, and black eyeliner*
Ricky: *crying* I'm so alone! So scared! I'm nothin' without her!
Jimmy: My god! Emo much?!
Ricky: I don't wanna be alone anymore, man! I'm sick of being such a loser with the ladies!
Jimmy: Waahhhh cry about it. ...No that's Hal's line.
Ricky: She wouldn't have left ya if ya'd given her a bike..coulda rode into the sunset.
Jimmy: *plays violin*
Ricky: This aint so bad. She'll feel bad for me. Maybe visit me in the hospital.
Jimmy: Ok. That was corny.
......yeah sorry fellow bully fans... I love Mr. Pucino but even I, a big fan, get annoyed with his emoness..
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Trent: Wanna play shirts and skins?
Jimmy: For the 100th time NO!
Trent: Lame-oid!
Jimmy: Ok Trent Relax..
Trent: Bite me, dill-weed.
Jimmy: Dill-weed ?...Loser!
Trent: You're gonna wish you have a bodyguard!
Jimmy: Why?
Trent: (picks Jimmy up) Haha, what a lightweight!
Jimmy: WTF Trent put me down!
Trent: No escape from the Trent man! Haha, woooohoooooo
Jimmy: Please put me down Trent...
Trent: I'm a totally awesome kisser,right?
Jimmy: Yes now put me down!
Trent: Thin Frickn Line Hopkins! (puts him down)
Jimmy: You Jerk! (Kicks him in the groin and runs off)
Trent: (Fall on the ground) You stupid piece of....aaaaauggghhh
Trent: (Gets up and runs after him) Hey Wait I got something to tell ya!
Jimmy: ( sees and runs towards Gord) Gord Please Help me Trent has gone crazy!
Gord: I don't want to come across as a materialist, but some token of appreciation would go a long way.
Jimmy: Fine.. (Give Gord $5 and hides in the trash can)
Trent: (Looks around for Jimmy)
Gord: Trash like you isn't wanted around here, GET OUT!
Trent: Somebody wants to be handicap!
Gord: You better not damage my clothes!
Trent: Guess you're not addicted to breathing, huh?
Gord: I'm an excellent boxer you know.
(Both start Fighting each other)
Jimmy: *whispering* I wonder if Trent is gone.. (Jumps out of the Trash Can)
Gord: *lying on the ground* My Aquaberry sweater!
Trent: They call me the closer, the CLOSER!
Jimmy: *sighs* A waste of $5...
Trent: (Looks at Jimmy) Wanna play shirts and skins?
Jimmy: Sure...um...Let me go change.
(Walks inside the school and tells Seth what Trent did to Gord)
Seth: An excellent reason to lay some beats on someone! (Runs out the door)
Seth: (Runs toward Trent) GET OVER HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATS!
Jimmy: (watches Trent run from Seth) Hahahaha...Loser....
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Trent: Wanna play shirts and skins?
Jimmy: For the 100th time NO!
Trent: Lame-oid!
Jimmy: Ok Trent Relax..
Trent: Bite me, dill-weed.
Jimmy: Dill-weed ?...Loser!
Trent: You're gonna wish you have a bodyguard!
Jimmy: Why?
Trent: (picks Jimmy up) Haha, what a lightweight!
Jimmy: WTF Trent put me down!
Trent: No escape from the Trent man! Haha, woooohoooooo
Jimmy: Please put me down Trent...
Trent: I'm a totally awesome kisser,right?
Jimmy: Yes now put me down!
Trent: Thin Frickn Line Hopkins! (puts him down)
Jimmy: You Jerk! (Kicks him in the groin and runs off)
Trent: (Fall on the ground) You stupid piece of....aaaaauggghhh
Trent: (Gets up and runs after him) Hey Wait I got something to tell ya!
Jimmy: ( sees and runs towards Gord) Gord Please Help me Trent has gone crazy!
Gord: I don't want to come across as a materialist, but some token of appreciation would go a long way.
Jimmy: Fine.. (Give Gord $5 and hides in the trash can)
Trent: (Looks around for Jimmy)
Gord: Trash like you isn't wanted around here, GET OUT!
Trent: Somebody wants to be handicap!
Gord: You better not damage my clothes!
Trent: Guess you're not addicted to breathing, huh?
Gord: I'm an excellent boxer you know.
(Both start Fighting each other)
Jimmy: *whispering* I wonder if Trent is gone.. (Jumps out of the Trash Can)
Gord: *lying on the ground* My Aquaberry sweater!
Trent: They call me the closer, the CLOSER!
Jimmy: *sighs* A waste of $5...
Trent: (Looks at Jimmy) Wanna play shirts and skins?
Jimmy: Sure...um...Let me go change.
(Walks inside the school and tells Seth what Trent did to Gord)
Seth: An excellent reason to lay some beats on someone! (Runs out the door)
Seth: (Runs toward Trent) GET OVER HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATS!
Jimmy: (watches Trent run from Seth) Hahahaha...Loser....
*looks at ur sig* Terra huh? in my fan fic, Trent's an only child abused by his father. I created his mother, Eleina Northwick
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*looks at ur sig* Terra huh? in my fan fic, Trent's an only child abused by his father. I created his mother, Eleina Northwick
Cool! I just want to make a girl in the bullies clique so that all of them have at least one girl.
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*Jimmy walks passed Dan in his new Aquaberry shirt*
Dan: Hey man, go back to Harrington before you get totalled.
*Jimmy stops and turns to dan while taking off his sun glasses*
Jimmy: *sighs* Dont be telling me where to go dan Im going to see mandy. She been calling my phone all morning..
Dan: Aw, man, that doesn't happen to me anymore..
Jimmy: Maybe a new shirt might change that or Do something else besides football.
Dan: Playing football defines my life!
Jimmy: Thats why you dont get none Dan..Do you play all the time?
Dan: Sometimes, I just don't feel like playing football.
Jimmy: See Do something else ok? Laterz! *Puts shades on and walks to the gym*
Damon: What up?
Jimmy: Oh hey Damon you seen Mandy?
Damon: *walks passed jimmy talking to himself* I wonder if I would ever hit someone so hard their head would come off.
Jimmy: Ok nevermind *sees pinky* Hey Pinky.
Pinky: Oh hi there.
Jimmy: Have you seen Mandy?
Pinky: Why are you being so cruel? *runs away*
Jimmy: WTF? What is wrong with her?..PMS I guess..Oh I just find her later..
*Leaves the gym and goes to the boxing gym*
Chad: I got a tie back at home that would look super with that shirt!
Parker: You're always so fashionable.
Bif: Hey Nice Kicks.
Justin: Finally, someone with class.
Jimmy: *walks to the office* WTF was that all about?
Derby: "Oh, it's the thug."
Jimmy: Hey whats going on? Everyone is acting weird Derby
Derby: "Nothing, hahahaha."
Jimmy: Oh Nevermind Loser
Derby: "You filthy democrat!"
Jimmy: OBAMA all the way!....LOL....sorry...
Derby: ????????????
Jimmy: ummm...I got homework laterz! *leaves the gym and goes to his room and sees gary laying on the floor* Gary? Not again..ok which med did you not take this time?
Gary: I'm a genius! Geniuses don't NEED medication!
Jimmy: *Pulls out Gary's MedCase which contains 33 different kind of meds* Damn Gary what is wrong with you?
Gary: I can't believe I switched my meds again!
Jimmy: Aw man.... *puts all the pills in a cup and forces Gary to take them*
Gary: *Swallows all the pills* .....you can't do that! *starts stumbing* I'll get you back for this! *crashes on the floor and falls to sleep*
Jimmy: *puts a blanket on Gary and get in his bed* Goodnight Gary... *falls to sleep*
I was bored....I think Im doing to much but hey I like it...
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My favorite quote is from Russell:
" I saw Johnny Vincent come out of nudey club"
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My favorite quote is from Russell:
" I saw Johnny Vincent come out of nudey club"
sure u didn't get that off my sig?
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Is Johnny old enough to be going in to nudey clubs? I think Lola is a walking nudey club. LOL.
Quotes about Johnny Vincent!
Russell: I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club.
Norton: You know I always got Johnny's back, but he's gettin' kinda crazy over this girl.
Mandy: Johnny Vincent's kinda cute, why's he with that tramp Lola?
Melody: Did you hear that Johnny and Bif are going to fight each other?
Bif: When I have some free time, I might take Johnny Vincent down a peg.
Gordon: I heard Johnny Vincent has something big planned. Like that meathead can
comprehend anything besides grease and gears.
Ray: I don't want to sound mean, but I think that Johnny Vincent is a jerk. If I were
Lola, I would totally cheat on him.
Chad: Johnny Vincent's parents are in jail.
Lola: I don't know why Johnny would be mad at me.
Miss Danvers: Johnny Vincent, you know what you've done, come to the office right away.
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Wank has a lot of connotations now, thanks to the internet.
I've been using it since I saw it on a shirt a looonnnggg time ago. I liked the word.
i think johnny says it really loudly when you bust him out "I'M FREE WANKERS!!" or something.
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Who doesn't enjoy calling someone a wanker?
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God! This just randomly popped in my head!!
Russell: I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club!
Jimmy: He wasn't working there was he?
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Is Johnny old enough to be going in to nudey clubs? I think Lola is a walking nudey club. LOL.
Quotes about Johnny Vincent!
Russell: I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club.
Norton: You know I always got Johnny's back, but he's gettin' kinda crazy over this girl.
Mandy: Johnny Vincent's kinda cute, why's he with that tramp Lola?
Melody: Did you hear that Johnny and Bif are going to fight each other?
Bif: When I have some free time, I might take Johnny Vincent down a peg.
Gordon: I heard Johnny Vincent has something big planned. Like that meathead can
comprehend anything besides grease and gears.
Ray: I don't want to sound mean, but I think that Johnny Vincent is a jerk. If I were
Lola, I would totally cheat on him.
Chad: Johnny Vincent's parents are in jail.
Lola: I don't know why Johnny would be mad at me.
Miss Danvers: Johnny Vincent, you know what you've done, come to the office right away.
Fake ID's hon.
I'll laugh my friggin ass off if he was one of the dancers!
Here's one more quote I heard Lola say
"He told me he was in love with me! What a loser!"
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jimmy- are you inbred or just stupid XD, niko also says it on GTA 4
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jimmy- are you inbred or just stupid XD, niko also says it on GTA 4
Jimmy Hopkins plus Niko Bellic= WIN!
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"I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club"
Russell
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"I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudey club"
Russell
..You said that already.. -_-'
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-randomness-
Ricky: *physical bullying at the way beginging of the game* hyahahaha! That's what you get for crossin' Ricky
Jimmy: Who's Ricky?
Ricky: I'm Ricky!
Jimmy: I'm Jimmy! *sticks hand out to shake*
Ricky: I'M AWARE!
Jimmy: I thought you said your name was Ricky!
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When you push a prefect or some other authority.
"What you got, bitch?"
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I like when your fighting Bif, and he says"I'm gonna beat the poor outta' you!"
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the prefects have some funny quotes if you knock them to the ground without them seeing you (ie throwing the rubber ball at them) and then hide
these include
max, "you're in hot water whoever you are" and "who just lashed out at the law"
seth "who disrespeted my authority"
edward "hitting a prefect is a major offence"
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Tad:..-after swirlied-but I'm trained now! I don't neeeed I diaper!/ I know potty daddy! I know potty!
Vance: There's pee in my eaarrr! -swirlied-
Ricky: This figures! nothin' ever goes right! nobody takes me seriously dammit! -swirlied-
it's been a while since i've mindlessly played...
Tad: -bumped- Woaaah Nelly! -creepy almost inaudiable chuckle-
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russel
"i fell of five bikes and fell good"
i can pick up nerd with one hand
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I like when jimmy asks "russel can actually comprehend prison?" and when Mr. Galloway sais to jimmy "can i offer you a highball? oh no you are too young." this was the mission when you had to hide the bottles for him from Mr. Hattrick.
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I like toward the end, when the townies take over the school... (Kinda)
And Russell says..." Russel like to hurt people, for peace "
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"Russel can actually comprehend prison?" - Jimmy
"Russel likes to hurt people - for peace." - Russel
"Hi, it's me, Sheldon!" - Sheldon
"Fatty has arrived!" - Fatty
"I'm going to be a virgin my entire life." - Petey
"Why did my dad have to be a librarian and not a bank robber?" - Petey
"I'm a gunius. Guniuses don't need medication." - Gary
"Stop pushing me, it's creeping me out." - Gary
"Why are you pushing me? Do you LIKE me?" - Gary
"I'm a STAR, baby." - Trent
"It's always about ME with you. ME, ME, ME!" - Gary
"Come on, Petey. I'll give you a kiss if that's what you want." - Gary
"They say that children imitate characters in video games. But I have yet to become a mustached plumber." - Ray
"You know, it used to be brother and sister until it was made illegal. My aunt has four thumbs." - Pinky
"Half a mind is right! Suddenly he realizes!" - Jimmy
OK that's enough, lol!
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lol, once I was tossing football with Casey, and I heard jocks talking
Damon said: ''Have you ever fought a gorilla?'' :?:
Mandy replied: ''Yeah, I do it all the time.'' :roll:
I rofled from it
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There are so many funny quotes in this game, here are some I like:
Wade-"I'll rip your tiny little sack off if you don't hand over the wallet right now!"
Troy(where to begin)-"What do you mean I go both ways"
Trent-"You're gonna be pissin' blood!"
Trent(while being swirlied)-"My beautiful hair!"
Ray-"Come back when you don't suck"
Tom-"You're di-di-di-di-dead!" HA! I love that one!
Wade-"Hey jackass, why don't you get bent!"
Edna-"Ever wonder what the inside of a hotdog looks like?, you're going to find out!"
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http://rockstargames.com/canis/soundboard/
the perfect place to have a quote
mine are: Jimmy: Crashing in style, well OOps, This is gonna be good
Ivan : I can sleep with my eyes open
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Eunice-"Look who it is my main squeeze!"
I don't know if everyone shares my opinion, but I think Eunice is one of the funniest characters in the game.
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Got some more...
These are all when someone is giving Jimmy the "one-finger wave"
Bif-"Do you ever go bird watching?!" (This one cracked me up when I heard it)
Damon-"Know any sign language?"
Damon-"Here's what I think of you"
Ivan-"Check this out wise guy"
Tom-"Look familiar" (another great one)
Fatty-"Shove it!"
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"you lot finish the assignments, ill just be sitting hear drinking my.... tea"
That's one is sooo funny, especially for me, because I'm french, and all our english teachers make the typical english play... :D
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Shooting one of the Cops with the Spud Gun ---
"Oohhh, Not the Boys in Bluuuueee"
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If you knock out the other cop, what's his name? (The one with the moustache) he says: "My best bra is ruined!" Damn, what a creep!
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Woman in the blue dress --- "OHHH - ARE YOU INSANE ??"
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Fatty: I hunger for.....Fishsticks! -gets me all the time!
Pedro: he was giving me the finger yesterday and said: "I can dish it out too!"
Tatoo guy: "I'm gonna kick your nuts like bean bags!" I thought I was going to piss myself hearing that one.
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Pop the woman in the Red Skirt with the Spud Gun......"AAAHHHHHHUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!"
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Fatty : Fatty has arrived !
Spud Gun : BAM !
Me : Fatty is gone again !
Jimmy : Shut up Gary, you're boring !
Gary : I'm... Boring ?
I love the fish face he makes at this time !
Gary : Wow, wow, wow... Don't you lie, Pete. Don't you lie. Cause you know what happens to liers ?
Pete : No, but I've never said that...
Gary : WE KICK'EM IN THE BALLS !
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Oh, please, could anyone post here all quotes from the loudspeaker ? Either I don't understand it (because I'm French), or Algie is speaking at the same time, it's kinda magic ! :mad:
They seem to be funny, aren't they ?
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I was being chased by Christy yesterday and she was shaking her fist while shouting "I'm going to beat you and tell them you tried to violate me!" I also overheard her smalltalk and she said "I heard that all the frat boys have protection"
Mercury, which loudspeaker announcements did you want to hear? I have to admit, they are not all that funny.
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I want all ones you find funny, then. ;)
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Hmm, this is tough, well here is what I can think of so far:
"Johnny Vincent, come to the pricipal's office right away....you know what you've done"
"Students, please remember that food is for eating, not throwing."
"Remember, we're watching you at all times, you little monsters."
"Could a student please report to the office to explain exactly what a swirly is."
"Could the students please remember to deport themselves as ladies and gentlemen and not monsters."
"Mr. Burton would like to have it known that Cornelius Johnson has scored the lowest on the physical fitness test in the history of Bullworth."
There's more, but that's what I remember as of now.
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" hi i'm sheldon! "
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Yesterday, trent was giving Ray a hard time and Ray said "Keep this up and I'll have to bring out the big guns!" Oh Ray, how naive you are....all you can do is shove.
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I saw the nerds all standing making small talk and Bucky said: "Have you ever put a peanut butter sandwich down your pants?" and Cornelius responded: "yeah, it was great!"
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oh thank you sir may I have some more!- Kirby the jock
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"You Need Serious Help" --- Ms. Phillips.
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Have you ever walked by Karl while being truant? "Get to class you little turd!"
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THAT is freaking hilarious.....I'm laughing my ASS off.....:D
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Damon --"Ohh..Hurts So Good"......Shoot him more, and he will say -- "OK, That Hurt".
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Theo the orderly when attacked: "I've got balls of steel young man! STEEL!"
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When Jimmys giving a kid a swirly he sometimes says, "Look on the bright side, at least no one can tell you're crying."
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Jimmy has some great lines regarding the toilet. "I hope that wasn't Edna I just saw!"
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Norton Williams: "How can I love anyone when I don't even love myself..."
Luis Luna: "I don't know what's in those supplements Mr. Burton gave me, but they sure do work!"
Christy Martin (randomly crying in library. No, seriously.): I wanna get out of here!
Hal Esposito (when beaten up): "Oh, I think you broke my ovaries..."
"Last night, I looked at myself in the mirror, pinched my gut, and then cried myself to sleep." (Hahahaha.)
Bo Jackson (muttering to self): "Please call me back, please call me back..." (LOL... He sounds like Jimmy before taking art classes.)
Tad Spencer (conversing): "One time, I baked my dad a cake for his birthday, and he stabbed me with a pitchfork."
Casey Harris (hitting on cheerleader): "Hey baby, wanna see my bat?"
Juri Karamazov (hitting on cheerleader): "You know you want me." (Lol...accent.)
Ivan Alexander (conversing): "My mom gave me pills for my mood... I'm selling them off." (and Gary will be a regular customer!)
Constantinos Brakus (after being beaten up): "I want to die." (Aww...)
Dr. Bambillo (town therapist, while conversing): "That Bif kid stopped taking his pills." (What the hell?)
And in the mission Weed Killer, if you listen to Tad and Justin's conversation, they'll say things that imply that Chad Morris and Bryce Montrose are gay for each other.
Either Tad or Justin: "You know how they like to wrestle. Especially at night..." (WTF.)
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Wow, how did I miss some of those? I don't think I ever heard Casey hitting on anyone or that quote from "Weed Killer".
One quote that I thought was funny and creepy at the same time was:
Trent: "You're hot, I'm hot, let's make out"
and some others:
Norton (watching a fight): "Jack Loose that son of a bitch!" or at least that's what it sounds like
Tad (watching a fight): "Kick him...in the johnson!"
Christy: "I'm going to beat you and tell them you tried to violate me!"
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Something funny happened to me including Trent, here it is...
- You're gonna wish you had a bodyguard !
- SMASH YOU !
OK, Trent, you'll know next time.
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Bif during the weed killer mission when you walk in the door: "I wonder how many seven year olds I can beat up." Shouldn't an overfortunate, rich, champion boxer have something better to do than whoop on seven year olds.
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Yeah, but he's a prick. I wouldn't expect him to do anything else. What about these qoutes:
-Juri: "It hasn't shrunk has it? No..."
-Karen: "Get off my bike bitch!" (seriously, she pulled me off a bike once and said that!)
-Bucky: (while stealing a bike) "I'm spreading my wings!"
-Fatty: (while staeling a bike) "Official Grotto master business!"
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-Karen: "Get off my bike, bitch!" (seriously, she pulled me off a bike once and said that!)
HAHAHAHAHA. :lol:
Now that's clique material, right there!
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Woman in blue dress at the overlook -- "Oh, my little heart is beating so fast !!"
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Pedro: "Gotta get new sheets again."
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-Karen: "Get off my bike bitch!" (seriously, she pulled me off a bike once and said that!)
Wow, thats the best one right there.:-P
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Parker Ogilvie: "She said it was customary to give diamonds on the third date..."
Justin Vandervelde: "I just don't know if I like girls." (WTF.)
Mihailovich (beaten): "Ivan, I always loved you..." (O_O)
Bo Jackson (hit in groin): "OH NO! MY CHILDREEEEEEEEEENNNNN!" (LOL... WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!)
Hal Esposito: "I eat when I'm hungry and to mask emotional pain." (His mom is a therapist.)
Karen Johnson: "Have you ever watched a game so exciting that you passed out?"
Ted Thompson (hit in groin): "I ain't wearing no cup! Ahh!"
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Today Kirby said "Have you ever seen Edna in her underwear?" to Luis and I thought I was going to blow chunks.
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R* must be drunk when they write that stuff. It's kinda funny.
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Today Kirby said "Have you ever seen Edna in her underwear?" to Luis and I thought I was going to blow chunks.
Kirby is a pretty messed-up character. Seriously, he's a closeted bisexual-leaning-onto-homosexual jock masochist with an obsession with shoes, lunch ladies, and poundcake. WTH.
Speaking of Luis, I heard Lefty say, "You know, me and Luis grew up together. The only reason the Jocks like him is because he can kick all of their asses."
LOL... I sense "I-miss-my-friend" issues.
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Yeah, Kirby is really collecting the stereotypes !
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Another quote before the Gym Is Burning. "Hey, what' up Mr. Burton?"
"What's up?!?! My gym is up in flames!!"
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I remember that this cutscene is the only one you see Bob in... Hell, his body is in the game files, so why couldn't he appear in Bullworth ?
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You mean that wierd blonde kid? Also, I heard that in this mission you could see a fireman if you fail, but I never failed the mission to see.
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By modding the game, you can make him appear at several spawn places, only in wrestling suit, as he is in the cutscene.
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What does he say, or does he even have dialogue?
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I remember that this cutscene is the only one you see Bob in... Hell, his body is in the game files, so why couldn't he appear in Bullworth ?
I was wondering who that kid was supposed to be. Do you think he was supposed to be an accident?
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Who the hell is Bob ????
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I think he's that blonde kid that shows up in the cutscene in the mission "the gym is burning".
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Yes, he is. Pay attention to him during the cutscene, he doesn't appear anywhere else.
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Why would they put him there and nowhere else?
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They're Fucking Retarded ??
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He, there must be a certain number of kids in each clique, so they decided not to let Bob be in there. I wish that moron Dan was replaced by him.
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Dan sucks, he's a fuckin' poser. The only thing he's good for is a few funny quotes. That's about it.
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He sucks at fighting.
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Well, compared to some other cliques he's decent at fighting, I just think that the personality that Rockstar gave him sucked. He just seems like a tool.
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But his health meter isn't as good as the other jocks.(Like Damon)
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Very true, I like watching him get his ass kicked!
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I saw him get knocked out by a nerd just right now!!! No weapons were involved either. But it was a 3 man group of nerds.
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Whatever it takes man, whatever it takes. Even if it took 5 nerds to take out Dan I wouldn't complain.
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With the nerds, if they lost there dialogue, high pitched voices, how paranoid earnest can be when jimmy comes around, the weapons, and there names, they would be the coolest clique in the school. I forgot one, the way they fight.
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Haha, so yeah, everything about them sucks.
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I guess I could have said that about every other clique too.
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Today I threw marbles at Ethan and hid in a trashcan. He just stood there looking confused and said "What the crap?". I'll admit it wasn't the funniest thing I have ever heard, but it caught me off guard.
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Lady in green shirt: "Have you ever kicked a man in the CROTCH!?"
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Yeah, listen to people that don't see you anymore... They're sometimes funny ! I should try it with Algie.
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Last night I threw marbles at the Hobo and hid in the trash. He said "Who, what, when, where....what,when,what!...." He was obviously wasted, I thought I was going to piss my pants when he said it, I could hardly breathe.
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Oh yeah, I forgot: Bucky: "Grandma says that Dr. Crablesnitch is a nob and a no good sinner!" That cracked me up, "Nob" :)
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Hahaha ! I like the hobo one !
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I saw Melvin get knocked out the other day and he held his nuts while he was on the floor, onlt to say "It's only a flesh wound!" I thought that was kinda funny.
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I have heard him say that too......
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I know, he says it all the time, but I found it funny that he said it while he was grabbing himself.
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I like following the townspeople around and listing to the funny shit they say....There is a hell of a lot of dialoge that went into this game....
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Yeah, I know what you mean. "Small Talk" usually contains the funniest and most revailing stuff. By "small talk" I mean when people stand in groups and talk with each other.
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Ever go over by Wonder Warehouse in New Coventry and listen to those two guys who stand there and talk all the time ?
I stood there 3 game hours once just listening to the back and forth....
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You mean the construction worker guys? I've listened to them a few times, mostly I listen to the greasers though. The greasers have some funny-ass lines. Some of the nerds do to.
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Yeah, them guys.....And the Greasers ?? Hilarious !
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The greasers just have really funny shit to talk about. Hal: "I heard the Jocks got busted playing naked twister last night!" and Lefty:"That prefect Max is so stuck up, it's like he has a yardstick up his dumper"
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Hey, you ever catch Mr. Burton making the trek over the bridge on his way to the porno shop ?
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No, I can't say that I have. I laughed when he came out of there on that mission.
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I caught him going across the bridge twice, heading to Bullworth Town. He is always walking on the East side walkway. I have been attempting to stop a car so I can be up on it to shoot him as he walks by....So far, no luck, but I'm gonna keep trying.
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I've seen teachers go across the bridge a few times, but rarely ever have I seen Mr. Burton outside the school grounds.
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He showed up in the Library once while I was up on one of the small tables doing havoc....I thought good, here's the chance to shoot him and see what he says while laying on the floor....Shot him once and was grabbed by a Prefect because I was too close to the edge of the table.....Shit !!!!!!!!
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I was in a tree with the trusty spud gun and caught him with his hand down his pants wondering where the potatoes are coming from. It was some funny shit.
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His hand was down his pants?!! or do you mean figuratively?
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Few times I've seen him, wasn't paying attention to where his hand was.
Need to watch closer......
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I wouldn't really be surprised if he did that. I mean, he is a sex deviant afterall.
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Like in Mahnunt 2 ? Man, then he's hardcore.
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I almost feel like I mentioned this somewhere, but I bumped into Ricky and he's like: "Shouldn't you be rubbin' down Mr. Burton and the rest of those butt slappers?!"
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Oh, that's mean. WOuldn't have happened of you wore a leather jacket, hey.
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Thats cold.
His hand was down his pants?!! or do you mean figuratively?
I don't exactly remember what I was talking about, but I didn't mean literally.
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I didn't think so. That would seem to obscene even for Bully, not Rockstar (They've done worse), but way out of line for Bully.
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Huh? What are we talking about again? Somebody with their hands down their pants?
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I think Chuck was talking about seeing Mr. Burton doing that, but it was ages ago.
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Oh. I wouldn't be surprised. That fat f*** would.
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Where's this topic going to? :eek:
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Around the world and back.
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Up your ass and around the corner....
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Few times I've seen him, wasn't paying attention to where his hand was.
Need to watch closer......
Lol
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^ Are you purposely necrobumping just to get your post count up?
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^ Are you purposely necrobumping just to get your post count up?
You know it.
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Have you heard the little story of a kid named "Pain in the Ass"?
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Indeed. ;)
But seriously...I'm starting to suspect this is Repo himself...or at least a reincarnation of him...because all his posts are necrobumps and "me toos".
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I'd hit him....but shit splatters.
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...because he's shit himself?
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There ya go.
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Seriously? I'm deleting these posts.
If it happens again, bans will be handed out. We won't hesitate.
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You go Dave.
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Enough of this bullshit Hayley!
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(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpuljqINhQ1qhhqhq.gif)
lol I love you Dave. :D
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Wait, I didn't mean you. Lol
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Thank you, Dave.
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Have you heard the little story of a kid named "Pain in the Ass"?
I think this tale needs to be told.
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^ I actually don't think I know the full story, so I'm interested.
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Necrobump a post, and I'll send your post count to the grave.
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Basically, a child used to post here. His name was Repo. (Changed to Pain In The Ass after he took his train to GTFO Island.)
His only motive: get more posts. One way he'd do this was quoting old/random posts with responses like, "Indeed" or "Correct." Sometimes we'd get a nice smiley face.
Also note, he was a complete ass hole. Which didn't help his case. Rarely a nice thing to say about anybody.
One day, when he was feeling real tough over the Internet. Said some F*** Yous to all the wrong people.
Goodbye boy.
But he tried to come back a few times so WE'VE BEEN ON THE LOOKOUT FOR HIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR WHICH WE'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF LATELY.
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I don't like the sound of this guy
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He was not a cool dude.
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Okay! So I do know most of the story then. Didn't he come back like, three times?
And yeah, it's getting crazy here. Especially at the modding section.
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Yes he's tried to return. So everyone's been on the lookout for anyone who acts like him.
And we've been seeing a lot of this type of behavior here.
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Chucky responds to old posts with this face: :)
I think it's him.
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And just. Quotes everything and puts a simple "lol" after the quote. It's pretty annoying.
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so he did not learn his lesson the first time
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Okay! So I do know most of the story then. Didn't he come back like, three times?
And yeah, it's getting crazy here. Especially at the modding section.
Yeah H, just a couple or three, though. Most of the modders sorta behave themselves.
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Okay! So I do know most of the story then. Didn't he come back like, three times?
And yeah, it's getting crazy here. Especially at the modding section.
Yeah H, just a couple or three, though. Most of the modders sorta behave themselves.
You know, this may be quite mean, but I can't really blame the members for getting worked up at youknowwho's posting. Of course, that doesn't mean they should insult him, but I just thought I'd say this.
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I agree. And just look at the rudeness toward G-Man. If he doesn't want to share his secrets then just leave it alone instead of insulting him and calling him names.
Chrissy already had to post two topics warning about misbehavior over there. I hope these people get their act together soon.
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G-Man was about the first one here posting those vids. They should show more respect.
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Unwarranted hatred is wrong regardless of how much work a person has put forward. But yeah, I don't agree with the G-man hate either. Sure, I'm not very approving of his refusal to aid the modders (since not everyone is skilled with modding), but they also have to realize that people like him have other priorities. And with leechers like the person I was talking about in my last comment, to some extent I can't blame him for not wanting to share his mods.
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I can't blame him for blocking these people for bugging him so much.
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True. I (usually) only ask once for something.
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Wow, I missed a lot. I like Dave's version of Repo's story, hahaha
About the modding section, I'm in the same boat as you guys. I like G-man and I'm pissed at the lack of respect he's been getting. The other modders out there need to get a grip. G-man worked hard to get to where he is now. While it would be "the nice thing to do" to share his findings with others, he is in no way obligated to do so. He has every right to protect what is his.
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Also, what's not to say they'll take his work, upload it elsewhere and claim it's theirs?
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Then there's that....
I really can't blame G-man. If i worked hard to create something I wouldn't want to just hand it over to someone. You don't see a successful CEO just hand out super promotions to peons simply because they kiss ass. Good things come from hard work, not sitting on your ass having stuff handed to you on a silver platter.
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All very true.
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G-Man is under no obligation to reveal to anyone how he does his work. It is enough that he posts his vids for public viewing here free of charge.
I say, let them eat cake.
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Chrissy already had to post two topics warning about misbehavior over there. I hope these people get their act together soon.
Actually the warnings were aimed at the people calling bigbif081 an ass kisser.
It's a very rude way of putting it, but he does leech and post unproductive stuff.
The G-man hate has died down these days. But true, he's under no obligation to share anything.
Personally, I only wish he released Derby's complete boss style earlier...everything else (like spawning peds in the more obscure interiors), I can perfectly understand why he doesn't want to share it.
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I say, let them eat cake.
Yeah, urinal cake.
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Ethan
Demanding money:
I'll give 'til 3, and then a tiger bite!
Gifting:
My services are available.
Starting fight with Dropouts and Greasers:
Maybe you should drop out this fight man!
Don't get your stink on me man.
and my fav "Take, yer hands off NOW!!!"
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"you're gonna wish you had a buddy dork"trent while starting a fight
"think i could fit a fist in to that big mouth.right in the toxic twins.i drink beer for breakfast"Clint
"ohhh spaaaaank me"gary
"i'd be a virgin till i die"pete
"you wanna unleash the warrior inside ne ?"fatty when threatening someone
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I think Trent actually says, "you're gonna wish you had a bodyguard!", Johnny.
"I just speak this way because I'm very insecure." - Tad
"Careful now, you might hurt yourself!" - Norton
"Derby says I'm cool, so it must be true!" - Parker
"Hey babe, wanna be my personal cheerleader?" - Kirby
"Ah! My Johnson!" - Peanut
"This time, I am serious. I'm gonna kick your ass." - Thad
"How about two black eyes? Yeah, two of 'em!" - Tom (bearing in mind that Tom has a permanent black eye in the game.)
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oh yes ''you're gonna wish you had a bodguard'' i forgot
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Angie: I heard Jimmy’s a really dreamy kisser *giggle*.
Gloria: I’d like to see reputable sources on that.
Hal: Look at me; I have man-boobs!
Peanut: You got that right.
Justin: Derby told me last night, I was his best friend.
Bif: I can see why you’d think that.
Clint: I drink beer for breakfast!
Otto: Good job.
Dan: I heard Damon tried to make a move on Mandy behind Ted’s back!
Damon: Word?
Ivan: You ever try shaving?
Melody: Can’t say that I have ~ ♪
Ivan: You ever try shaving?
Melody: I reeeaally enjoy it.
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''Did you see a ghost''
''Yeah, But i didn't meant to''
LOL
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"I love HotDogs"-Edward.
Seriously Ed,nobody cares about that,except for Angie,that replies you saying she loves bunnies,implying they're so nice.
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"What, What, What Durr?"
"I'm Imagining myself, incharge of a large Empire"
- Gary Shi- Smith
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This is my normal style of rapping bro.
Algie
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"Mandy let me see her belly bottom"-Russell Northrop.
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You threatening me metal mouth.
ManDy