All Dr Crabblesnitch Quotes

[Al Arlington]

Bully SE All Dr Crabblesnitch Quotes

Funnier than I imagined his quotes to be.

Also I'm not going to post every teacher's quotes here, but Dr Crabblesnitch is classed as a main character.

[BloodChuckZ]

Well....Now that you opened this can o' worms, you might as well post the Teachers.

[Al Arlington]

Are you sure? I don't want to cause too much of a fuss.

[Evolution]

Crazy old geezer this one is!

[BloodChuckZ]

Sure, why not ?  How many are there ? 10 ?  Don't forger Edna !!

[Parker Ogilvie]

Absolutely hilarious! You’ve got to hand it to Crabblesnitch, he’s got some guts, speaking to Jimmy’s face like that,
“Girls do NOT like you Jimmy, that is a fact!”
“Do not tangle with the Football-Team Jimmy, they’re better than you, plain and simple!”
“Brawling with your social betters Jimmy? It won’t do you any good!”
“Fighting is not a good way to channel your anger about your mother , Jimmy!”
“I don’t understand why you have to fight Johnny Vincent’s friends, you seem so alike!”
“Is it that you miss your mother that much already, Jimmy?”
“Have you ever thought of becoming the School Mascot? Then you’d actually BE somebody!”

I didn’t think it could get any worse, and then he just drops the bomb and yells “Everybody HATES you Jimmy! EVERYBODY!!” So out of line 

[Al Arlington]

I actually read that in his voice.
 
So many cut quotes....

I presume this means in the beta, Dr Crabblesnitch would actually take note of what Jimmy does and tell him off for it, rather than say stuff Jimmy didn't do.

One time I got sent to the office and Crabblesnitch accused me of chucking newspapers before I even attempted Paper Route.

[Parker Ogilvie]

Crumbs, really? 

I didn't even realise he went into so much detail when bringing you into his office.
I was once hit Seth with an Egg, but accidently crouched when trying to run away and was immediatly busted. When I went to Crabblesnitch's office, he said that I'd been throwings eggs at cars! I'm sure Seth was just flattered...

Really though, I can't belive there's actually diologue for that, I can't think of any time I've been compelled to throw an egg at a car.

[Al Arlington]

Some of things Crabblesnitch says is downright hilarious.

Such as Jimmy and the girls. That is funny.

As mentioned, I think Dr Crabblesnitch would take note of what Jimmy does/did.
Like failing a certain amount of classes would result in him saying "Dr Watts tells me your failing chemistry" [If it was chemistry] or sexually harassing girls [pinching their asses] would result in Crabblesnitch going on about how the girls don't like him.

And he'd take note of the school's events, such as getting busted in Chapter 3 would make Crabblesnitch question Jimmy why he's messing with Johnny.

E: I'm going to start saving the next characters.
I'll be back in a few hours.