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Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: BPAC on October 23, 2006, 02:58:59 PM
At first I thought he was cool, that is until he kept picking on Pete. lol

Having Jimmy go fuck with an Hobo was the straw for Jimmy and he says "I cant get into any more trouble" and Gary acts like a dick once again.

The cool thing about the cutsence with Jimmy and the hobo was that Jimmy didnt back down when the hobo said he was going to kill jimmy.

Not to mention Jimmy is a stright hustler when it comes to money.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: McHaggis on October 23, 2006, 04:08:21 PM
My thoughts of Gary.... He's gay. I haven't played the game and you should've put up a spoiler warning!
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: BloodArtist on October 23, 2006, 05:00:31 PM
lol, gary's a cool character, one of the better ones in the game.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: BPAC on October 23, 2006, 05:00:49 PM
Naw Gary isnt Gay for reals im just calliing him that. lol
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: nadolny on October 23, 2006, 05:16:28 PM
Gary's gay
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Minorkid on October 23, 2006, 05:31:47 PM
go 2 my thread and see da video 4rm the link.dat will answer this question
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Manbearpig on October 23, 2006, 05:48:06 PM
Gary was honestly my favorite character in the game.

He's an asshole, a bastard, and generally a psycho. He fits the perfect description for a villain.

Just the fact that he tried to kill you enhances the perception of evil even in a high school level like Bullworth's.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: thebullykid on October 23, 2006, 08:40:36 PM
I like him, he really potrays a dickhead really well
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: YourScrambled on October 23, 2006, 09:09:08 PM
He makes a very good fag
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: ZanyD on October 23, 2006, 10:38:04 PM
Gay or not...I look forward to Jimmy takin' that jerk down. I didn't like him as soon as he opened his mouth!!
Title: gary
Post by: ojlock77 on October 23, 2006, 11:29:11 PM
i hate that dickhead, he was my only friend:(  lol
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: ojlock77 on October 23, 2006, 11:31:24 PM
hey iam new to this site,i just started playing bully, its a great game, oh and gary is a bitch
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully Freak 24 on October 24, 2006, 04:38:18 PM
I hate him cause he started pickin on Pete.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Vegeta on October 24, 2006, 07:03:51 PM
hes a dick head and i aint got the game lol...
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: YourScrambled on October 24, 2006, 07:07:46 PM
Hes so stupid he doesn't even know what a dick is
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Vegeta on October 24, 2006, 08:02:07 PM
He sucks dick what does he do that makes him hated
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: givinpropstomahoecoshefly on October 25, 2006, 04:05:03 AM
Quote from: YourScrambled;17864
He makes a very good fag
weed? cos id smoke him
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on October 25, 2006, 08:00:36 AM
lol chill out gary aint that bad
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: McHaggis on October 25, 2006, 01:20:31 PM
Gary is GAY that's all I know.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Gaunty on October 25, 2006, 01:32:04 PM
Hate him, like totally.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Vegeta on October 29, 2006, 08:21:40 PM
Gary is funny when he kicked Pete in the balls that was funny but bad...
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Dirtyd00 on October 29, 2006, 08:30:56 PM
Gary is a crazy mothafucka
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Vegeta on October 29, 2006, 08:33:12 PM
Yea but hes funny
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Gui on October 29, 2006, 08:33:16 PM
Poor Pete he's Gary's punching bag, Gary really likes to annoy him.

Anyway, Gary is one of the best characters, a real despicable bastard.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on October 30, 2006, 07:05:10 PM
Yeah Gary may b a fukhead.. but that kid has the plan
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: thebullykid on October 30, 2006, 07:15:59 PM
but hes so innocent
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: thebullykid on October 30, 2006, 07:23:43 PM
yeah the best cutscenes are when Gary is picking on Pete
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Vegeta on October 31, 2006, 07:11:38 PM
Wtf...
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: crackhead on October 31, 2006, 08:21:28 PM
Only nice thing Gary did was pick out a nice costume for jimmy.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on November 01, 2006, 03:04:15 AM
lol johnny vincent was a wicked character
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Znib on November 01, 2006, 03:17:56 AM
Gary is now a Favorite R* character of mine:D
So Evil and Funny ;) I think I like him more than Jimmy....

Gary's what we all thought the main charater would be like when Bully was first announced lol
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on November 01, 2006, 03:19:22 AM
wat i dont like bout jimmy is how he gives his litttle speech when you smash the clique leader gary would have been a funner character
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Jaxono on November 01, 2006, 04:12:24 AM
Lol Gary is a Prep! He's ummm Tod's? Brother, i think so anywho cause Tod says he's his brother Or sumtin.

Sorry this is a real bad con theory have fun thinkin it over!
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Homeless Prep on November 01, 2006, 05:56:22 AM
*Spoilers*

I was satisfied when I knocked the prick down on his asshole that he calls a face. Gary was brilliant, hilarious, but mostly a bastard. When I finally smacked him down it gave me gratification like nothing else in the game.

I give props to Gary for being a deep and engaging character, I do not like him, however, and neither should anybody else. The dude is an ass.

And if Petey was so bad why was that Gary's only friend until Jimmy arrived? Petey is tight, helped defeat the greasers. Also, Petey is probably homosexual, but that doesn't make him a bad person.
Title: Gary is the man
Post by: kollarGTAMF on November 16, 2006, 09:53:50 PM
Gary kicks ass... I was actually really impressed with that character from the get go.. the look and the voice.. perfect!  I'm gettin that haircut by the way.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sandnick on November 16, 2006, 10:15:27 PM
Any kid that dresses up in a Nazi uniform (minus the swastika) definitely belongs in a padded room. But as a villan, he wasn't much. Virgil (from The Warriors), even Luther, put up more of a fight!
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on November 17, 2006, 12:42:04 AM
lol i agree but hitler did have a good plan.. he failed by diverting too much resources to wiping out the jews.. im half-austrian
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: victim on November 17, 2006, 07:14:49 AM
Gary was the best character in the game. The most well thought up for sure.

"At least my mother dosn't make a living on her back"
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on November 17, 2006, 10:46:08 PM
Quote from: victim;22006
Gary was the best character in the game. The most well thought up for sure.

"At least my mother dosn't make a living on her back"


You're dead!
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: The_Werewolf on November 24, 2006, 02:17:28 PM
Hes my best friend
(http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2006/290/reviews/928128_20061018_screen020.jpg)
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: blah21011 on November 24, 2006, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: Homeless Prep;20310
*Spoilers*
 Also, Petey is probably homosexual, but that doesn't make him a bad person.


Pete isn't a human at the beginning of chapter 5 Jimmy said he will get him a girl and pete hurried up a little.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Manbearpig on November 24, 2006, 05:20:58 PM
Lol, nice point.

Still, Pete did have signs of some kind of sexual problems. For one, we don't know what Gary did to Pete after Jimmy left the room in Chapter 1. Besides, whenever we see Pete, he's almost submissive.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: The_Werewolf on November 24, 2006, 07:23:45 PM
Yeah pete is always saying" Wait Jimmy cani come" or whatever why not say " hey Jimmy im coming too"
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: itsAmustardROBOT on November 27, 2006, 10:33:09 PM
gary is a douche. i cant wait to kick his ass when i get further  in the game
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 10, 2006, 11:33:55 PM
*Spoilers... Probably*

Gary's my favorite character. Sure the dialogue might've sucked sometimes, sure he failed his master plan, and sure he should've figured out that in a fist fight he'd get powned by Jimmy. But, any boy with the balls to even try to take over the school and be an SS Officer for halloween deserves a bj (at least).
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Layzie on December 11, 2006, 02:41:47 PM
Probaly went to nazi camp or is in the aslum.

Anyone notice the cops sorta looks like nazi's.

In bully 2 they should have where pete was behind it all.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: RushGSP on December 11, 2006, 05:37:39 PM
Wow...I thought more people would like Gary.  He's my favorite character in the game.  So, my thoughts on him are...he's awesome. :)
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 29, 2006, 10:55:41 PM
Quote from: Manbearpig;22620
Lol, nice point.

Still, Pete did have signs of some kind of sexual problems. For one, we don't know what Gary did to Pete after Jimmy left the room in Chapter 1. Besides, whenever we see Pete, he's almost submissive.

Well, maybe not sexual problems, but he's just a late bloomer. A shy virgin. :|
God, I hope you're not implying Gary did...that...to him. :eek:
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on December 29, 2006, 10:57:38 PM
yep gary was a legend character.. pity he wasnt in the game more
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 29, 2006, 11:01:02 PM
Quote from: Bully_Nut;26524
yep gary was a legend character.. pity he wasnt in the game more


I second that, he had the best quotes and attitude! lol
You know what? If there is a Bully 2 just change the title to "Gary's Revenge". :D
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 29, 2006, 11:26:31 PM
Wow, the title alone gets me pumped. It could so work too. I can't imagine Gary just kickin back and taking that from Jimmy. He'd be hellbent on ruining his life. Damn Gary is cool.

I wish more people were ambitious enough to take over their schools. Life would be more interesting.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 12:12:19 AM
Quote from: Sheldon;26537
Wow, the title alone gets me pumped. It could so work too. I can't imagine Gary just kickin back and taking that from Jimmy. He'd be hellbent on ruining his life. Damn Gary is cool.

I wish more people were ambitious enough to take over their schools. Life would be more interesting.


The trailer for the game would be really stormy and rainy, and Gary is outside the school and the gates are open and smacking against the walls. He's in a prison uniform. The creepy voiceover guy comes in and says "Jimmy Hopkins thought he'd have a normal life after he defeated his mortal ememy. But he thought wrong." You'd see Gary walk in and the words Bully 2: Gary's Revenge would scroll up on the screen.

Man, I've been seeing too many superhero movies...:lol:
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 12:22:15 AM
Oh my god, YESSS!! That should happen. I wonder how he would go about ruining Jimmy Hopkin's life? You know.. being pursued by the police and never being able to actually show his face in daylight and all.

I've been on a roll with superhero movies lately as well. *OMGTOBYMCGUIREMAKEOUTWITHMYOMGBLEEGHHSF* But, damn. Too bad the villain NEVER wins. I was so sad when Gary's plan had been foiled, and even if Bully 2 was titled Gary's Revenge, Jimmy would just mess things up. Just like he always does. :(
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 12:29:01 AM
Gary could pull a Hard Candy. Like, come in, snip, or come in, stuff Jimmy in his closet and be Jimmy.
"Jimmy, you've been acting weird lately..."
"Yeah? Well, Petey, you know it's me! Jimmy! Your best bud! C'mon, let's go to a dark alley way..." j/k
I was so mad how Bully just...ended. Like, Gary didn't even do anything to stop him! :(

Y'know what? I propose an idea: just have a game with Gary, just Gary, in it. In his SS military get up. Oh, and maybe Petey. As his sidekick. :D
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 12:34:26 AM
I know! I was so surprised. It escalated really quickly from just an average day into 'OMGEXPULISIONYOUNOWMUSTFIGHT' which soon turned into 'And they all lived happily ever after..'. Which left me in a very 'wtf?' disposition.

I wonder if R* even had enough time to create a plausible ending. I mean the entire school at war was pretty cool, but the way it just abruptly ended for Gary was so unsatisfying.

edit: If Gary convinced Jimmy that he had surgically removed his testicles, omg :lol: I'm not so sure if Gary could pretend to be Jimmy. But, considering every character in this game is an idiot, I wouldn't put it past them.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 12:41:22 AM
Quote from: Sheldon;26568
I know! I was so surprised. It escalated really quickly from just an average day into 'OMGEXPULISIONYOUNOWMUSTFIGHT' which soon turned into 'And they all lived happily ever after..'. Which left me in a very 'wtf?' disposition.

I wonder if R* even had enough time to create a plausible ending. I mean the entire school at war was pretty cool, but the way it just abruptly ended for Gary was so unsatisfying.

edit: If Gary convinced Jimmy that he had surgically removed his testicles, omg :lol: I'm not so sure if Gary could pretend to be Jimmy. But, considering every character in this game is an idiot, I wouldn't put it past them.


Actually, I kind of meant Gary does one or the other. (Meaning he snips, leaves. Or he hides Jimmy.) Not both. Probably couldn't be seen in public showers, eh?

I think R* was rushing when they thought of the ending. "Gary? Expelled! Petey? Head of school!" Y'know? There should have been more...suspense. But noo. Oh, just go Jimbo, MAKE OUT with Zoe. Let's not have any more time for Gary. :mad:

On a side note, how do you think Gary got that scar on his eye?
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 12:52:14 AM
I didn't mean that he does both either haha. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

But I know right! They had to be rushing. I mean, R* does some amazing stuff and has a clever team of folk workin behind the scenes. There must have been some sort of fat, mean, sweaty man breathing down the backs of their neck to get it done. Otherwise, the ending would've been better. Or at least made sense.

Oh! Maybe there's another reason the Asylum is practically right next door. That way in the sequel, they'll place Gary there. It's all so clear to me now. Him mentioning medication, people calling him a sociopath, the asylum so dangerously close to a building full of vulnerable children...

Of course it'll never happen though *sob*
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on December 30, 2006, 12:52:44 AM
lol i thought it was soo..... retarded... the ending that is
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 12:56:00 AM
You are not alone, my friend.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 01:02:34 AM
Quote from: Sheldon;26575
I didn't mean that he does both either haha. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

But I know right! They had to be rushing. I mean, R* does some amazing stuff and has a clever team of folk workin behind the scenes. There must have been some sort of fat, mean, sweaty man breathing down the backs of their neck to get it done. Otherwise, the ending would've been better. Or at least made sense.

Oh! Maybe there's another reason the Asylum is practically right next door. That way in the sequel, they'll place Gary there. It's all so clear to me now. Him mentioning medication, people calling him a sociopath, the asylum so dangerously close to a building full of vulnerable children...

Of course it'll never happen though *sob*


Oh we can hope? Right? No? Well, okay.
Yeah, Gary won't go to prison, he'll be sent to Bullworth Asylum! Yes yes, it's all making sense now...Mwahahaha!
He'd just be caught lumbering around the school grounds one day. Eventually, the school would take him under their wing. He could play the "I'm still learning after having my psyche shattered" bit, each day getting closer to Jimmy until--
Gary frames him. Again.  And again. To the point where Jimmy is sent to the DH.
Then Gary now plays the role as head of the school. And steals Zoe, who is now brainwashed, from Jim. (Until Jimbo sneaks out. It's a vicious cycle!)

What kind of mind do I have if I thought of that? lol :cool:
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 01:12:46 AM
Oh my God. That actually sounds like an extremely cool and plausible plot. Completely switching places.. again! Oh Gary, you crazy bitch.

The romance over Zoe would just be funny, but only because she's like 4 feet taller than both of them. As is every girl at Bullworth. bahaa...

You my friend have a great mind. Twisted, but great.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 01:22:13 AM
Anything to please you, master... j/k
But seriously, I would crack up if Jimmy came back to the school, and he'd catch Zoe making out with Gary over by the soda machine.
Well, Zoe had to be on her knees (not like that) to kiss him.
Only with Gary's spinoff you could go to more places. Why? 'Cause you're Gary, that's why. :D
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 01:28:27 AM
Haha. Jimmy coming back to find Gary in complete power, especially making out with Zoe. A total 'Wah wah waaah' moment.

Agreed. Gary is goin' places =D

And he'd find more events to wear his SS officer uniform at. I dunno why. But, if you're Gary do you really need a reason?
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 01:35:29 AM
"Ah yes, my Neo-Nazi meeting is in ten minutes."
Gary could travel to the big city! Or space! With a monkey! In a Nazi Uniform!
In the meantime Jim is taking therapy classes.
But then I wonder...
Would Gary be as awesome without his costume, or if he did take his pills?
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 01:43:53 AM
Egads I like the sound of that! Gary should aquire a pet monkey in the sequal. And it shall be the most evil nazi monkey, IN ALL THE LAND! "Yes, you are the evilliest little monkey, aren't you?" Gary shall diabolically coo to his cunning companion.

You pose a hard question!! With his medication he might have a chemically balanced and sound mind *shudder*. But without his Nazi uniform he'd be only a shadow of his true potential... Ughh. This is too hard! He could always wear a different costume. But the KKK just look downright silly compared to the SS (or anything really). Tough call.

I wonder how he got his scar? He probably wrestled a gorilla.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 01:52:06 AM
Quote from: Sheldon;26610
Egads I like the sound of that! Gary should aquire a pet monkey in the sequal. And it shall be the most evil nazi monkey, IN ALL THE LAND! "Yes, you are the evilliest little monkey, aren't you?" Gary shall diabolically coo to his cunning companion.

You pose a hard question!! With his medication he might have a chemically balanced and sound mind *shudder*. But without his Nazi uniform he'd be only a shadow of his true potential... Ughh. This is too hard! He could always wear a different costume. But the KKK just look downright silly compared to the SS (or anything really). Tough call.

I wonder how he got his scar? He probably wrestled a gorilla.


Damon told him to wrestle King Kong.

Well in the beginning he was on the pills right? And he was still a cynical bastard! (In the best way possible.) When he was off the meds, he was just pushy and impatient.

For his outfits, he could probably wear a princess dress and still look awesome.

I bet he named his monkey "Adolf". :)

Would he had taken over the school if not for Jimbo's help? He kept saying how he was just a "pawn" in his plan...I bet he just needed a friend. :(
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 02:00:19 AM
I thought he was not taking the medication...?! Man, I have to replay the game and take notes or something.

Princess dress hahaha! Man I wish, I really do. And he'd still be completely serious and composed while wearing it.

"Adolf, did you poop in my shoes?!" And then they'd start a show called Curious Adolf, where that curious little monkey will wind up in the wackiest situations! Gary would be the man in the yellow hat, of course.

Awww, did Gary really just need a friend? When he said 'Trust me, in a place like this you're gonna need friends' have a meaning deeper than the player will ever know?! Gary all this time!! *holds him close to busom* Shhhh it's okay. It's all okay now...
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 02:21:36 AM
We are a diabolical team my friend. With Gary and his chimp, Adolf, we shall rule the world!
In the beginning Gary was taking the medication. ("They put me on medication. Boy nearly set me insane.")

On "Help Gary" he's off the meds. ("I should have stopped taking those pills a long time ago!")
Gary would be the man in the pink princess dress in "Curious Adolf". lol

Maybe in his quote about friends he meant when he first got there he didn't have friends. Therefore being tense, being put on meds...
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 02:27:26 AM
YES!! Oooh! Do I get a free snazzy SS officer uniform + horse whip? I think that is required for world domination. We'll have have trendy matching Nazi outfits!

And you're right! He did seem much more 'free' and more stress free after "Help Gary" without those pesky meds.

I think PBS should get started on Curious Adolf immediately. Which I'm sure will be kid tested and Hitler approved.

That's deep my friend. Deep deep. I'll be Gary's friend! ;_; We'll be BFF!!
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 02:35:16 AM
We'll all be matchy matchy in our SS uniforms. Instead of the Nazi insignia, how about an outline of Adolf? Or the Bullworth seal?

I wanna be Gary's friend. Well, not if he's gonna use me. :( Use me like a dishrag. (I need better analogies.)
I'll call the PBS execs right now. They've been scraping the bottom of the barrel since Arthur left.
Gary kind of creeped me out in "Help Gary" though. Too...controlling.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 02:42:22 AM
Hahahaha the bullworth seal. Random; But I remember I left a comment on youtube when someone posted a video of Gary in the SS officer uniform. Some kid tried to argue with me that he was dressed as a police officer. I gave up.

Gasp! He wouldn't use us. Well, okay. Maybe he would.. But stiiill!
And you're right, he was pretty creepy. But, you know. You can't not be creepy if you're ambitious enough to take over your school.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 02:48:02 AM
You have a point there, you have to be creepy.

If he did use us, why? It's not like we could be the brawn...(not me at least) Wait! We could be his Super Sexy Assistants! We just follow him and do errands for him and Adolf.

I bet that Youtube kid mentioned how he wasn't wearing the insignia. Sigh...so naive. How long did the fight rage on?
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 02:56:18 AM
Of course I have a point! I always have points >=D *shows vast collection of points*

Yes!! I would love to be his Super Sexy Assistant! We'd wear aviators as well. And walky talky devices that fit into out ear.

Bahaha the battle raged for about 3 posts. I gave up. It really wasn't worth it. He'll learn about the Holocaust eventually.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 03:00:45 AM
"Come here, my Super Sexy Assistants! Come and...laugh with me."
I don't have as many points as you. (Pouts)
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 03:03:57 AM
Of course you have points! That emu mission you said earlier clearly proves you have points beyond anything I could even hope to attain! I now have a strong desire to collect stray emu feathers.

And he would ask us to do that. And I'd be more than happy to comply. We'd all tower over Jimmy Hopkins whimpering form on the ground and we'd laugh a good laugh.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 03:08:44 AM
It's easy to tower over Jimbo. He's 4'7". In heels. He'd be curled into a fetal position, sucking his thumb, and we'd all be laughing at him. Everyone!

I bet everytime you collect am emu feather you hear that funny little high pitched sound (diow).

I wish Jimbo had an emu costume, but that has already been established.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 03:13:23 AM
Aahaha! And we'd each have one foot dominantly fixed on his chest. Then we'd place our hands on our hips and have a hearty chuckle.

NOT ESTABLISHED ENOUGH!! I mean, he doesn't have one yet does he? *mourns lack of emu suit*
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 03:16:44 AM
"Ha hah haha!!"
Jimbo! You better run off to Australia and find emu feathers to so help you god I will kill--knock you out!!
Jimbo: (groans as he goes off to get his passport)
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 03:21:34 AM
HAHAHA!! Jimmy goes to austrailia.

Note to mods reading the past several hours of posting: Yes these posts are on topic. *waves jedi mind trick finger* These aren't the droids you're looking for...
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 03:23:55 AM
Well they kind of are on topic...the're just mostly inside jokes...

As if the creators weren't creatively overwhelmed enough, we send Jimbo to Austalia!
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 03:27:21 AM
Ahah! That'd be awesome. And they'd of course tie in jet lag somehow that makes Jimmy pass out at really inconveniant times. Poor Jimbo, those emu's are ruthless.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 03:32:15 AM
They'll just bite off his ear, so what?

Watch out for the 'roos Jimbo! Oh and the venomous snakes.
Oh, right Gary...in the third game, Gary has a feminine side...(Other than the fact he wears that pink princess dress...)
:)
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 06:19:54 PM
Then Jimmy can move to a different town and become a tormented misunderstood artist. Why he would have to move to a different town to do that, I don't know.

Which he'll soon discover after he first sip of tequila.
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 06:30:32 PM
Yeah, I can just imagine Jimmy wearing a beret...wearing all black. Not sexy, though.
He'd have to move to a big city to do that, not New England.
Yes, he shall become a drunkard! A um, 15 year-old drunkard. That isn't possible, is it?
"I'm not alcoholic Petey! Stop tryin' to help me!" (Falls in puddle whilst still holding tequila)
I smell a Lifetime movie!
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Sheldon on December 30, 2006, 07:29:01 PM
Bully: Lifetime Edition

Gary: You can't tell me what to do! Not anymore you can't. My love life is NONE of your business!
Jimmy: But, Gary. This prostition has to stop. You're only hurting yourself..
Gary: Shut up, just SHUT UP!!

An timeless struggle of Gary overcoming his addiction to alcohol and reunites with his father after a rocky relationship. But, not without the help of his friend Jimmy, and crazy pal Adolf!
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Woodnote on December 30, 2006, 09:59:54 PM
Gary staggers out the door, liquor in hand.
Gary: Jimmy tryin' to help me - I don't need anyone's help! I don't have a problem!
(Crappy music with acoustic backing fades in) Gary trips as he goes into dark alley way. He curls up with his simian friend, Adolf.
Gary: You're my only friend, Adolf, who won't...judge...me...(slips off into deep sleep)
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Bully_Nut on December 30, 2006, 10:04:29 PM
yes you sed it sheldon... get back on topic.. the droids arent here:neutral:
Title: Your thoughts on Gary??
Post by: Nazz on December 31, 2006, 12:43:45 AM
Wow..this thread is crazier than a japanese hairdresser..

-closed-

ps: no offence to japanese hairdressers..