Panty Raid

[BloodChuckZ]

Tucked back in now....Not to worry.

[Repo Man]

But why is it so green and sticky?

[Mike_W]

But why is it so green and sticky?

Now that's just sick!

[Chrissy]

Gon - um, ask your doctor.

[Mike_W]

STD!

[Repo Man]

There is a joke about that here. Ahem.

A guy with no arms enters a bar and asks where the bathroom is. He enters the bathroom and asks one of the men inside:

"Sir, could you help me, you know, I have no arms..."

The man helps and after he tucks it back and zips the fly, he asks:

"Umm...not to be rude, but why is your penis so green and sticky?"

The man then reveals both of his arms under his clothes and says:

"I don't know, and that's why I'm not touching it!"

[Mike_W]

That's a good one.

[Repo Man]

Wouldn't like to be sick with that.

[Mike_W]

Anything that negatively affects the dick is a man's worst nightmare.

[Repo Man]

Especially before the first time and before having kids.

[Chrissy]

I think anything being green and sticky anywhere on you should be cause for worry.

[Repo Man]

Gangrene. My grandmother had gangrene on both of her legs shortly before she died and they had to cut both of them.

[Chrissy]

Necrosis is something that scares me. I don't think I'd be able to cope with having that.

[Repo Man]

Saw pictures of it and all I gotta say is O MAI GAD.

Anyway, the only cure for both diseases is amputation so if your leg or both legs "catch" any of the sicknesses, wheelchair is essential.

[Chrissy]

No kidding.