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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #615 on: April 17, 2013, 04:31:20 PM »
1440.  The fire under the Chem Set in Jimmy's room is always burning, and the beeker is always a-bubbling.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #616 on: April 18, 2013, 11:02:02 PM »
1441: No firetrucks in this game...think i said that already.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #617 on: April 18, 2013, 11:02:31 PM »
1442: No one ever has a cell phone
1443: No one ever called 911 when being attacked they come to you!

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #618 on: May 02, 2013, 11:25:35 PM »
1444: There aren't phones at all except the one in the school office.
1445: Jimmy is some super human, being able to have bricks thrown in his face without him bleeding.
1446: Jimmy can instantly be beaten up by a prefect, but Russell, someone stronger, takes several hits to beat up Jimmy.
1447: Ted makes football puns, but doesn't know how to play football.
1448: Gary somehow beat up all clique leaders, but most of them are stronger than him, except Earnest.
1449: Johnny vandalizes the girls dorm for Lola.
1450: Russell is so strong, he can survive a gas explosion, a big one.
1451: Nobody passes away in Bully, not even the skeleton man.
1452: There are other sports in Bullworth, but only football and basketball.
1453: No one gives two shits about baseball in Bullworth.
1454: For a bully, Russell only makes about...One dollar and thats in the beginning of Bully.
1455: Donald is the most ambitious nerd.
1456: Jimmy can pass out, in water, without drowning.
1457: If Jimmy crouches and looks away from Russell, and Russell charges into him, Jimmy will break all logic in the world, and float.
1458: Bully breaks so many rules in logic, even more than a atari game.
1459: Earnest is so "smart" he actually made a nuke.
1460: If Jimmy ends up in the false exterior of a room, a paper background with a shitty drawing of the outside of that room will be seen.
1461: The nurse doesn't do her job, at all.
1462: There aren't any doctors in bully, just a principal, a asylum orderly, and a person who takes care of special people.
1463: Algie actually thought attacking Jimmy, a person who beat up people like Russell, is weaker than him.
1464: Nobody rants about taxes.


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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #619 on: May 02, 2013, 11:39:20 PM »
1465: No one bought a new car
1466: There is no muscle car driving around besides the stallion at shop.
1467: The bus disappears when jimmy gets a chance to look at it.
1468: Jimmy gets KO when he jumps out of building
1469: When jimmy jumps a skateboard higher around 15 feet no fucks are given.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #620 on: May 03, 2013, 11:00:55 AM »
1470. The Sequel was playing  at the movie theater where you have to make a "princess" be first in line.
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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #621 on: May 03, 2013, 11:04:06 AM »
1471: Petey wishes his dad was bank robber instead of a librarian
1472: Gary should have put up more of a fight in the fianl showdown
1473: If you bet on a midget wrestling match just punch through the glass and win more money

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #622 on: May 03, 2013, 03:47:49 PM »
1474: Sling shot to the leg can knock someone out
1475: fire crackers are strong as fuck

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #623 on: May 04, 2013, 12:40:06 AM »
1476: Zach can get beaten up by nerds.
1477: There is only 1 black woman in bully, the rich barber, and only 1 black girl.
1478: Bucky isn't a nerd. He's just in Earnest's "Nerds" clique.
1479: Fatty always smiles.
1480: Melvin and Fatty can beat up jocks, sometimes atleast...
1481: Dan, Kirby, and Bo are the weakest Jocks, being able to be beaten by even Nerds.
1482: Fatty is the most jolly nerd.
1483: Fatty is the least bullied nerd.
1484: Tad is a hermaphrodite, he admitted it.
1485: Ray is in "love" with Eunice.
1486: Hal likes Edna
1487: Gary doesn't leave me (Petey) alone.
1488: Ray wants friends, but wants to be left alone.
1489: Constantinos can beat up Damon.
1490: I have so much time on my hands.
1491: Nobody uses "Fuck" or "Bullshit" in bullworth.
1492: In reality Jimmy only has 1 friend, Me (Petey)
1493: Its Ms. not Miss
1494: Gary isn't a werewolf.
1495: Edgar is the second shortest clique leader in Bullworth, the first being Earnest.
1496: There are more lockers than every single human being in Bully. Including freakshowers, civillians, cops, shopkeepers, and authority figures.
1497: The mascot does a cow dance.
1498: Beatrice is more attracted to James than Eunice.
1499: Jimmy is a pimp.

Let there be 500 more!

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #624 on: May 04, 2013, 12:55:50 AM »
1500: Jimmy can only climb a few trees.
1501: Trent has a hoody during the beta.
1502: Trent has bumps on his face during gameplay.
1503: Bullies fight like girls but gets overpowered.
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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #625 on: May 04, 2013, 12:59:58 AM »
1502: Trent has zits on his face during gameplay.

Fixed.

1504: The Janitor is always plotting.
1505: The Janitor is evil.
1506: If you go to the movies, there is a movie based on the Janitor.
1507: Pinky is a "princess"
1508: The end scene where all the clique leaders were clapping is just an act. It's all bullshit.
1509: Gary should of taken over.
1510: Petey is most likely a closeted homosexual.
1511: Bully has a lot of plotholes.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #626 on: May 04, 2013, 01:14:32 AM »
1512: Bully has no drive in theater.
1513: The old movie theater is not in good condition.
1514: No one walks out the motel and there is a taxi outside of it.
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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #627 on: May 04, 2013, 12:11:08 PM »
what did i type wrong? lol

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #628 on: May 04, 2013, 12:59:13 PM »
Only there are 2 Theaters, one in the Vale that does show movies, and the other in Bullworth Town near the Motel that is in a run down condition.

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Re: 2000 things you have learned from Bully
« Reply #629 on: May 04, 2013, 01:00:38 PM »
They both looks like shit to me.
Which why Pinky and Jimmy didn't go in side for a movie to watch