THE TWO COOL Teddies
One cool day there were two cool teddies and their names were Cool Teddy D and Cool D. Anyway, they were at Moesbee’s doing break dancing in the toilet. When they were doing break dancing, they both hit each others’ head. They woke up at the Beer Man’s house. Cool Teddy D and Cool D saw the Beer Man break dancing down the stairs, he fell, Then Drunk Teddy D said, “Bro, I’m not calling the hospital because you never learn, I tell ya!” The Beer Man said, “Come on bro.”
Drunk Teddy D just opened a can of beer, than Drunk Teddy D said, “Man that’s tasty.” After that he just fell. Then some guy threw a stink bomb. Then every body fell and when they woke up they were locked in a toilet. Then Barn said “No!!” Then Margarine said, “How do we get out of here?” Then Snake and Venom said, “Come on. We’ve got to get out of here man. The skateboard dude said, “Look, a toilet. Let’s go under the water.”
Everybody said, “Gross!”
Then the skateboard dude said, “OK, but I’m going in.”
Then everybody went in too.
Barn said, “We all fit! I don’t believe it.”
It led them to the sewers. They couldn’t find a way out. Then a sewers dude said, “Follow me whatever your names are.”
So then they found a way out. It led them to Moesbey’s. Moesbee said, “Get out of here bro’s.”
Then they all said, “No!”
Then some sewer dude just fell on them. Then Moesbee jumped on them. They all said, “Man that hurt.”
But then suddenly Drunk Teddy D pushed Moesbee
out of his bar and then Drunk Teddy D opened a can of beer then fell.
Then the group of friends owned the place (Moesbee’s Bar).
The End
EDIT: This story sucked so much I literally did a ROLF.... This was because of a project we were doing in Grade 3, I remember everyone laughing when I read it out. Oh man... Comments welcome. :')
