Algie:
- Why am I even looking? Mom does all my shopping anyway.
- I’m glad I don’t have to wear that!
Angie:
- Ooo! That’s so cute!
- I better not let mom see me wear that.
- I wonder if boys would like me in that.
- Too big.
Beatrice:
- I wish I could wear a white coat every day; I’d wear nothing else! Ah, I can’t wait!
- Everything looks nerdy, gullible, and immature to me. Nothing that would suit me.
- I’m going for the intelligent, sophisticated, can-be adventurous but keeping it republication type of look.
Bif:
- Not exactly couture…
- Some of this stuff is cool.
Bo:
- Hm. This might be cool.
- I dunno about this stuff.
Bryce:
- What cheap, uninspired, nonsense.
- Now that makes me look like money.
Bucky:
- This would look good if I bulked up a bit.
- Ew, this is ugly as heck.
Casey: I guess I might need to get one of these.
Chad:
- There has to be something a little more expensive in here.
- I would not be caught dead wearing that fiber.
Christy:
- Why do they sell only the ugliest clothes here.
- I’m so bored with everything they sell here.
- Shopping is so much more fun than studying.
- I wish I had like, five thousand dollars so I can buy everything.
Clint:
- I like clothes with scorpions on ‘em!
- Don’t be alarmed. I’m just a friendly neighborhood shoplifter!
Constantinos:
- All of this is garbage.
- I might as well not bother. I’ll look terrible whatever I wear.
Cornelius:
- Ooo, look at this fine stitching!
- I wonder if they have this in my size!
Damon:
- That’s not bad.
- I don’t think that’s going to fit.
Dan:
- Nah. That won’t fit. Maybe this one.
- Hm. Wrong color. Hey, someone! Can you help me? I need this in blue!
Davis:
- This looks okay. For a little freshman runt.
- Where do they get these rags?
Donald:
- That’s so ugly.
- It’s too dorky, even for me.
Duncan:
- Should I boost this? …nah, not today.
- This looks kinda cool.
Ethan:
- Okay. Now this is just UGLY.
- Hm. Maybe. I dunno.
Eunice:
- Trash. Trash. Trash. Oh, that’s not bad.
- So expensive.
- None of this crap’s gonna fit me.
- Who would even wear this?
Fatty:
- Where’s my size?
- You can’t try on underwear? Stupid store.
Gloria:
- I’m looking for something more Victorian.
- Now, this outfit screams “scholarly!”
- This would go by with my vintage eyewear.
- I need something more demure.
GORD HAS NO QUOTES WHAT IS THIS SHIT.
Gordon:
- These aren’t designer clothes! I can’t be seen in this!
- How many knockoffs can one store have? This is pathetic!
Gurney:
- Who wants to come home with me? [The way he says this. Makes me laugh. :'D]
- It’s hard. I look good in everything.
Hal:
- How come nothing’s in my size?
- This looks cool. DAMN IT, too small!
Ivan:
- Stores make me sleepy.
- Polyester makes me think of… her.
Jerry:
- Hm. What will make me look even cleverer, yet fiercely rebellious and independent at the same time?
- Did you know cavemen invented clothes hangers?
Juri:
- Too small. Too girl. To nerdy.
- My mother makes better clothes than this.
Justin:
- Hm. Does Derby have this already?
- Oh, this would look good on me.
Karen:
- Oh, this is nice.
- I wish I could afford to get this.
- Why would ANYONE buy this?
- I guess I could always bring it back.
Kirby:
- Why am I even here? All these townie clothes…
- This stuff is such junk.
Lance:
- These would be slick. If it was twenty years go.
- Now this I could get used to. Start some new trending crap. Yeah.
Lefty:
- Sucks. Sucks. Sucks more. Still sucks.
- You couldn’t torture me enough to buy this junk.
Leon:
- There’s too much stuff here. I’m getting a headache.
- Why is this always so complicated?
The other slut doesn’t have quotes as well.
Lucky: These are so pansy!
Luis:
- Nice, real nice.
- Whoa, this is smooth!
Mandy:
- That is so ugly.
- I bet Lola would wear something like that.
- Oh, that’s pretty cute. I’ll make Ted buy it for me.
- I’m too good looking to wear something like that.
Melody:
- Hm. I hope they have my size.
- I wish it was a different color.
- This is WAY too expensive.
- This is cute.
Melvin:
- I wonder if they carry battle togs.
- What kind of store doesn’t carry wizard hats?
Norton:
- When I said I was looking for leather pants I meant ones with the backside still on the pants.
- I picked a hell of a time to stop stealin’.
Omar:
- Nice. Sucks. Sucks. Sucks. Nice! … almost nice. Sucks.
- Get me outta this clothes hell!
Otto:
- That won’t make me look hard enough.
- I hate shopping.
Parker:
- Doesn’t Derby have one of these?
- I dunno. Looks a little cheap.
Peanut:
- Hm. A bit too loud for me. Hm. I mean, it sucks.
- That would be nice if I had money.
Pedro:
- I don’t get it?
- I think my mama has something like this.
Pinky:
- I can’t wait to go to New York to shop!
- This is nice! … oh. It’s on sale.
- Doesn’t my step-mom have this?
- I should just buy the whole store!
Ray:
- It this the boy’s side or the girl’s? I can never tell in these places.
- I’m going to look so cool in this.
Ricky:
- If I got these treads she’d take me back for sure!
- This stuff is WAY too clean! Too prep for my taste.
Sheldon:
- What would Miss Danvers think I should wear?
- I don’t think I could afford any of this!
Tad:
- This is for losers. This is for bigger losers…
- Who would spend money on this junk?
Thad:
- Clothes are such a waste of money.
- Why do people waste their personal funds on garbage?
Tom:
- Aw man, this shirt is the worst. I hate this shirt!
- How could anyone wear something this stupid? People are idiots.
Trent:
- I gotta look good for my audition.
- Bunch of junk in here!
Trevor:
- I wish this was on sale!
- Who would wear this?
Troy:
- I don’t get it.
- This is too confusing for me.
Vance:
- This would look cool in black.
- Where’s the leather?
Wade:
- This looks alright. Not bad, at least.
- I could get so many chicks in these digs!
Zoe:
- Oh, cool.
- Nah, nah. Too ugly.
- That’s kind of frumpy.
