All Quiet On The B-B Front

[Chrissy]

HAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS THIRD GRADE.

[T-Bone]

Lol. I would have been fine with that, as long as you wouldn't eat them. That would be bad to have a high third grader in your classroom.

[Dave]

As long as the paint wasn't from China!

[Chrissy]

Nah.

that nun was crazy, though. If we were bad, she gave us a tupperware lid with a statue of the devil glued on it. Eventually I broke it.

[T-Bone]

That is horrible!

[Dave]

I never said anything in elementary school so I didn't get in trouble...

Or middle school...

Or high school...

[Chrissy]

Haha, see, we used to kind of throw it across the table at each other, and the kid who had it kept sliding it to me. I got pissed and flung it across the room like a frisbee. It was like a ... one of those cheap glass-like statues from a 99-cent store, so it broke when I threw it. I got in trouble for that.

Oh, Catholic school.

[T-Bone]

Hahaha. I almost got sent to a Lutheran school. I was scared shitless for some reason.

[Dave]

PUBLIC SCHOOL 4 LYFE, BABY.

[Chrissy]

I remember ... I think it was second grade, a nun grabbed me, so I started smacking the shit out of her. My dad hit the roof, first because they told him I hit her, but then when he found out she grabbed me and yanked me, oof. Dad was NOT happy.

[Dave]

Oh, those silly nuns.

[T-Bone]

He had the right to be pretty pissed off. Why are nuns always so mean? Maybe if they got laid just once....

[Dave]

That's it! You've discovered the secret!

[T-Bone]

Fight pissiness with porn??

[Chrissy]

LOL.

The main reason my dad was pissed, was because of how she yanked me. They asked a few if the other kids what happened, and they they told how I was yanked, my dad freaked out, because like two weeks prior, my cousin fell and his dad grabbed his arm and accidentally dislocated it.