I'll just put these here since they relate to swirlies. I didn't want to make a new topic.
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Jimmy:
- I told you to wash your face!
- Thirsty? Have a drink.
- Oh no, now you’ve dirtied the toilet!
- I told you you were human waste!
- Refreshing, ain’t it?
- Come on, it’s just water!
- You got something on your face.
- This is called a swirlie!
- Find anything down there?
- Bet you’re feeling pretty bad right now.
- This is way you should never forget to flush.
- You’ll always remember this day.
- You belong in the toilet.
- Where’s your dignity now, huh?
- Drink up!
- These are the happiest days of your life!
- Now you’ve got something to discuss with your therapist!
- You gonna tell your mom about this?
- You must feel so humiliated right about now.
- Try not to swallow!
- Don’t worry. They cleaned it last week.
- You’re filthy, ya know that?
- Hair washin’ time!
- Right in your element, huh?
- One day we’ll look back on this and laugh.
- You disgust me!
- This’ll probably scar you for life!
- You were asking for it all day.
- This wouldn’t have happened if you weren’t such a jerk.
- Look on the bright side: no one can see you’re crying.
- Disgusting, isn’t it?
- You’ll always remember this when you go to the can!