Bully-Board
The Grounds Of Bullworth => Bullworth Experiences => Topic started by: MadmaN on February 11, 2012, 03:43:27 AM
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I got bored and decided to come up with these. Feel free to add to this list.
You Play Too Much BULLY When…
You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left!
When your girlfriend packs her stuff, leaves you for another man, and swears That you must love your computer more than her… and you could care less. (now where the hell is Gary hiding?)
When you try to pull out your Slingshot after someone cuts you off on your way to work…
You keep trying to pick things up by running over them…
When you eat bananas and leave the peels laying around hoping to trip someone up.
When you drink more then 100 cans of soda hoping to unlock an achievement.
Friends call for hours on end, only to find out you are too busy playing BULLY to answer the phone.
Your wife gets pissed at you for giving your kid wedgies just because you feel like it.
You study 8 different fighting styles hoping to come up with the ultimate fighting style mix.
You get sent to detention in school for giving a teacher a wedgie.
Your desk at work is piled with paper because you always keep the trash can empty just incase you need to run and hide in a hurry.
You start rapidly tapping your fingers during your performance review.
The only way your wife can get your attention is to throw apples at you.
You name your son Jimmy and your daughter Beatrice.
You keep tapping the car horn and can't understand where the map is.
Your PC boots straight into BULLY unless you press a key
You try to change out of your ninja outfit when you finish playing.
You have wierd dreams about this game.
When your desk is wearing away right in front of the arrow keys!
When you talk in your sleep about getting revenge on gary!
When you try to look around the edges of your screen for the nerd that got away.
You back-up your BULLY files daily.
You try to kick down every door in the house.
The spud gun in your glove compartment doesn't feel big enough!
You use the alarm clock to tell you when to GO to bed.
Your seat cushion doesn't return to normal upright postion.
You dress-up as your favorite BULLY character for halloween (and your friends still know who you are).
You play from before sun-down to after sun-up
You attempt to turn to get out of chair by moving the d-pad in that direction before you stand up.
You won't go into rooms without first checking your radar for red blips…
You expect every door to have a prefect behind it ready to bust you. (this can be quite embarrasing sometimes)
You get caught spraying grafiiti on the walls at school.
The judge asks you why you did it and you reply: "I only give people what they have coming to them."
You throw open the door to your house, jump backwards, and nail your mailman with a water balloon.
You start beating up every santa in your town becasue you are sure they are fake and the bum down the street is the real one.
When eating spaghetti vaguely reminds you of Edna's cooking.
Going to sleep you open the bedroom door and instead of turning lights on you lob a stinkbomb into the room.
You sleep with a slingshot under your pillow.
Going into a room or getting off an elevator, you run in and out quickly to see if anyone is chasing you.
You don't worry so much about getting hurt, since you'll probably wake up outside the infirmary good as new.
You instantly distrust anyone with the first name of Gary.
You start sneaking into rooms.
You rush for the plumbing section in K-Mart so you can upgrade your spud gun.
You instinctively kick trash cans while walking around school.
You check your trouble meter before stepping out of a elevator.
You can't stop squinting as you walk around your house.
You think you can bully anyone into submission.
You yell "Russell smash!" whenever someone pisses you off.
You wish you had a few cherry bombs, just in case.
You've been pushing your front door for hours trying to get in.
You find jokes about playing too much BULLY funny.
You find the very concept of playing too much BULLY funny.
You use screenshots of BULLY as your desktop wallpaper.
You buy a dedicated BULLY computer.
You send a message to Rockstar, asking for help with modding BULLY.
You rip the game music, and play it on your car stereo.
You are the only one at your school wearing a Bullworth letterman jacket.
You spread rumors around your school about the jocks playing with their balls.
You like to run around with a fire extinguisher randomly spraying people hoping they will chase you.
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You play to much Bully when you say "I'm the daddy!"
When you go to a barber and expect to grow hair magicly
You go around punching people in school expecting them 2 give you a warning first
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Haha....good ones m8.
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I know, I am a newb at this, you the man!
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You ask to be shown the latest in Aquaberry fashion and noone knows what the hell you are talking about.
You decorate your keyboard with BULLY stickers.
You wonder when beam cola will hit the store shelves.
You try driving your lawn mower all over the neighborhood.
You try to outrun the cops on your bmx.
You keep a steady supply of flowers and boxed chocolates for gifts to any pretty girl you meet.
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You play to much Bully when you expect someone to help you with $2
You play to much Bully when you say "I gotta find Johnny!"
You play to much Bully when you jump off a building expecting to re-spawn
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lmao, slightly off topic, but after Christmas I played GTA for like, several days straight and as I was driving down the road I had to grip the wheel tightly and say to myself "stay in the lane, stay in the lane-DON'T RAM THAT GUY!"
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LOL @ video games not influencing people.
But these were awesome.
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I've done that before.
Back to topic....lol
You randomly start food fights in your schools cafeteria.
You try to make peace with the cliques at your school.
You start picking on the bigger kids at your school.
You stick "kick me" signs on everyone's backs.
When you create several accounts at bully-board, each named from a character in the game.
You have a couple ninja outfits at home in your closet.
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You keep a skateboard up your ass when you need it in a pinch.
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When you punch the police and not get sent to jail for it.
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You place Vulcan's around hoping you will cock somebody out
when you place kick me sing on policeman's back
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Heh....These are so good I'm moving it to Experiences.
ED: With a Sticky.
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How do you know your friend plays too much Bully? When you log onto Xfire, and the game they're playing Bully. XD
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When you have a race to see which of your 3 complete 100% games will hit 10 days actual total playing time first.
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Haha. Some good ones from all of ya!
Here is another..
When you start randomly punching or kicking cars as they drive by.
You start throwing dead rats at girls just to watch them run screaming.
You have a bully theme installed on your pc.
Your band starts covering the bully soundtrack.
You start dressing and talking like a greaser.
You have your own bullworth pennants hanging on your bedroom walls.
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You always punch your pillow and after "defeating" it you say "My names Hopkins! Don't forget it!"
You always swirly and punch prefects and kids, expecting to just get detention
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When mowing the grass, you think of it as 'Detention'.
You never have to wash clothes, because you wardrobe is always full of clean ones.
The only hot food you eat is Stew that has been spit in.
You are constantly constipated because you never can take a shit.
There is no need for bandages, because you never bleed.
You are constantly going to the Carnival to look at the Freaks.
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lol those are some good ones chuck.
Here are some more for your laughing pleasure:
You are strangely attracted to your art teacher in school and don't know why.
You shovel snow during winter and just call it 'another day in detention'.
You have a collection of various bmx bikes, and all of them are in the same colors as the bikes in bully.
You have a habit of putting explosives in the footballs at your school.
Your school attire consists of a leather jacket, faded jeans, boots and a slicked back hairdo.
You ride your skateboard to school by grabbing onto a passing car and letting them tow you to the school.
You plant chocolates in some kid's locker at school hoping to get him in trouble.
You get a tattoo on your back that says BULLWORTH.
You get sent to the principal's office several times a day.
You like to plant stinkbombs in random girl's lockers and then hide in the girls bathroom to watch them puke in the toilet.
You take pictures of your school's head cheerleader and paste them all over your town.
You walk past kids in the hallway at school and get this strange urge to shove them in a trashcan becasue you just want to 'take out the trash'.
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When you try to defeat the Jocks, townies and a bunch of people ALL in one day, but fail to realise you will get your ass handed to you.
When you think doing art will help you to kiss girls
when you do fall off a bike and say "Just like riding a bike!"
When you try to fight like Jimmy Hopkins, but fail miserably.
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You like to attack Nerds on sight whenever you are in a Library.
You are constantly hording Potatoes.
You are always picking up Rubberbands.
You always have a can of spray paint in your possession.
You keep offering your services to others for 'protection' in exchange for $10.
You just ride the same three rides over and over at the County Fair.
You keep asking sluts out on dates in the hope something will happen.
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You destroy every garden gnome you see.
You go to your local card shop and ask if they have any Grottos & Gremlins cards in stock.
You kick every random soccer ball you come across hoping you hit someone with it.
You pick on nerds exclusively at your school.
You start pinching the butt of every girl in front of you.
You start dishing out wedgies by the dozen.
Your favorite sport is 'Lockering' which consists of shoving people into any locker thats close by.
You take trips to the local asylum because you have nothing else to do.
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You beat the shit out of everyone, and expect them to still be your friend 10 minutes later
You go to your job and lose your papers, then you say "GARY YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
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haha.....nice ones :biggrin:
Here are some more:
You make bully-board your start page in your browser.
You have a custom license plate that says B-B.
You have at least 5 girlfriends at any given time.
You think playing BULLY is a way of life.
You have 7 different slingshots....one for each day of the week.
You build a spudgun for your science project and then and then ask your teacher if you will get extra credit by shooting someone just to prove it works.
You always carry a spare banana or apple ....just in case.
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You get bored and create a thread called "You play to much Bully WHEN.."
You get addicted to a fan-site called "Bully-Board.com"
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You have a Chem Set complete with a bubbling beaker set up in your room.
You kick every box, thinking there are weapons inside.
You are curious to see the inside of an Observatory, an Autoshop, and the third floor of the school.
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..When you start wondering if you will look good with an eye scar.
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You think it is funny to harass the school faculty.
You keep a tombstone, pumpkin, and other similar 'trophies' in your room.
You not only keep photos of your girlfriends on your wall, but also keep panties nailed to the wall next to them.
You think your school's cook resembles Edna and was the inspiration for her character in BULLY.
You walk around the school yard carrying a trashcan lid at the ready incase someone attacks you.
Your parents ask you to mow the lawn but you tell them you already did at school today during detention.
Your room is well stocked with cans of spray paint, rubber bands, baseball bats, dead rats and a well used chemistry set.
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Hey guys I'm back.
When you see a old student from your school who left and shout "Townie!" and start beating the crap
Thinking you can boss the Police...
You try and take over the school
When you pass a Mental Hospital and think... Happy Volts...
Expecting to bet on two midgets when you go to a carnival
When you get run over and think you can still live
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Hi, nice to meet you!
When you do your best to grow your hair so you can get a certain haircut.
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When you end up calling the Girls' Gym at your school the 'Girls' Dorm'.
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You expect Eunice and Pedro to be doing the unspeakable in a stall at school
You yell Harringtons never lose when fighting someone
You think your English teacher likes to drink scotch
You have every single Bully game in your possesion
You pick up 75 rubber bands expecting to get a rubber band ball
You shove too much stuff up your ass
You tag city hall
You humiliate everyone
You beat up everyone you see
You call every little boy you see Sheldon
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You have every single Bully game in your possesion
Well, as long as you have 2 of 'em you're all set.
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When the 'Bike music' starts playing in your head when you ride a bike.
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You think every kid who does not go to your school is a Dropout.
Look for the tag sign so you can tag.
Thinking you can beat everyone in your city up.
You think there is a crazy old hobo behind your school.
Thinking you can pass your class in 5 lessons.
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You look for places to get up on where the Cops won't bust you.
You lay in a stock of M-80s to blow people's nuts off.
You crack up in insane laughter every time you hear the word 'Jabberwhocky'.
You look for Apples laying on the ground to eat instead of going to the Cafeteria.
You steal bikes on a regular basis.
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You have the biggest desire to own a slingshot. Like this one. (http://www.tbotech.com/images/detailed/slingshot.jpg)
I'm actually gonna buy one. I just don't know when.
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When you write a word down wrong in real life and you expect a red underline to appear beneath it to have the option of correcting it.
Ooops, thats the Mac. I won't bother making a topic though, since Dave and I, I believe are the only Macsters here.
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When you have a Bully character's name for an username :D
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A few hours ago, lol
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You have the biggest desire to own a slingshot. Like this one. (http://www.tbotech.com/images/detailed/slingshot.jpg)
I'm actually gonna buy one. I just don't know when.
My friend has one of those, but I don't know how much it costs.
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I recently bought Scholarship Edition for the 360 so I was reliving my PS2 moments. I've played too much Bully because I know more or less every cutscene in the game word-for-word.
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Where have you been, Lisha?
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Topic bumped!
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This one needed bumped.
......When Bully characters become your best friends in your dreams.
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You play to much bully when you hate Jack Thompson.
You play to much bully when you go around beating people up.
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you play to much bully when you try to make a nerd piss themselves
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You play to much bully when you are using new mods.
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You play to much bully when you are using new mods.
definitly
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You play too much Bully when you suddenly get interested in chemistry.
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Mercoruni, where ya been, broski?
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you play to much Bully when you expect your wooden bat to break after 4 or 5 hits after knocking people out
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Mercoruni, where ya been, broski?
He been getting the girls!
All the girls distracted him from his PC
They even type fo him!
You play tooooo much bully when you get girls like Mercury!
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you play too much Bully when you beat a kid named algernon
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Yuu pley tu mach bulee wen u no ders nu catz N da game!
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Ahah, you play too much Bully when you expect boxing to be easy.
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you play to much bully when you take down the nerds and make your own spud gun
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you play to much bully when you get lost in a maze.
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You play too much Bully when you call your dickhead friends Gary, you call your pussy friends Petey, you call your local slut friends Lola, you can your rich cousin Derby and you call yourself Jimmy because your fucking awesome.
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You play bully when you want to fuck someone up at school who really pissed you off
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You play bully to much when you expect there to be a rumble everyday.
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you play to much Bully when you throw eggs into a preppies window and hit mothers favorite maplethorpe
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You play to much bully when you think you can mod your life
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When you make an entire forum that probably took you at least 10-20 minutes about this topic.
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You play too much BULLY when you do something wrong and expect to get out of the police station in 2 seconds
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You play Bully too much when you knock yourself out to teleport to the school
Or when you punch an old lady to get the cops on you to go to the police station.
When you think you can beat up a guy twice your size because everyone sucks at fighting in bullworth besides you.
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you play to much Bully when you take down a guy who will end up in congress later in life
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You play to much bully when you think you can hit someone like 4 times, and they won't come at you.
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you play to much Bully when you knee someone in the nuts
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o.............k
You play to much bully when you think that when you get knocked out, you will teleport to a hospital.
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When you ram through glass even though there is a door 5 inches to the left because it's faster.
When you ride a skateboard for 4 seconds at a time to go though the hall way.
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When a door is locked and you can't figure out how to open it.
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This applies to all games:
When you just look odd how you move around.
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You always laugh your ass off like crazy whenever you hear the word, "Evildoer !"
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^ Aim the camera at Seth. He goes through all his insults. When he is done he just repeats it XD
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You play to much when u start using Bully insults on other games (LIKE ME :p)
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^ Yeah I remembered you did one to me, then I did like 3 back XD
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When you get a boner over Bully being chosen to be the Special Sale for the next 8 hours on Steam. Shows that there's a lot of people interested in the game, and hopefully even more now that they've bought it.
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You play to much bully when you start kicking a dog
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When you notice that all the Cats have disappeared from your neighborhood.
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When you notice Mandy vomits from a single stink-bomb in her locker, but is quite content to keep her face in a toilet that's exploding excrement all over her face...
("That Bitch" + firecrackers = priceless...)
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I Play too much bully when i just beat it for the 4th time in a row today. :ajajaxh5:
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you play too much bully when you caught cheat
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You know you play too much BULLY when...
you go round looking for all the boys who are able to be snogged (Yeah, I'm normal) :jajaja:
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you know you play too much bully when you beat the crap out of every clique
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When you start calling your Dogs "Jimmy" and "Pinky".
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When you think of how things in real life would work if it was executed in Bully LUA code.
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When you hate Donald
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When you can call each ped model by first and last name.
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when jimmy sleeps and i can free roam everywhere
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5815416_700b.jpg)
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when authority catch jimmy
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When you think a girl in your class is Pinky :-x.
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When you get caught taking pictures.....
TAKING PICTURES OF GIRLS On Bully: Scholarship Edition !!?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZg4Fhk_Kj4#)
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You play too much BULLY when you have voices
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You try to become the bad kid in school and get expelled, then try to get unexcelled, AND get the girl <_< man.
You try to make your clothing styles match the styles in Bully.
When you try to make 5 bikes each better than the other.
When you try to kiss every girl in school at least once.
When you try to get the Coach, and the ALGEBRA teacher fired XD. (someone help me with this not the coach)
When you ride a skateboard on campus.
When you try to pee off the Authority figures on campus.
When you get a buzz cut for no reason at all.
When you try to look anything like anyone in Bullworth Academy.
When you play it 12 times and still can't get enough :unsure:
Mmhmm
See ya
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You Play Too Much BULLY When…nothing has to play
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When you start talking to yourself loudly when walking around.
When you start to imagine fighting someone and their "vendetta song" playing in the background.
When you use "hi, I wanna kiss you" as a pick up line.
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When you forget to take showers.
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You kick some random guy in the nads because he was making out with some girl you cheated on countless times.
You rob Staples so you can build spudguns and bottle rocket launchers
You start insulting people by calling them "Bitch"
When you dress like a ninja and expect not to get caught trespassing.
You fall in love with every redhead you see because they remind you of Zoe.
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When you try to fight someone twice your size.
When you shoulder tackle authority in the stomach.
When you copy Jimmy's taunt lines and use them in school.
When you take a fighting move from Bully and try to use it in real life.
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When you see the townsfolk walking around the school grounds from when you're on the roof of the school... (I only just noticed this when I took the time to look around at the ground level during the final showdown - there were several townsfolk walking about in front of the school - some were holding umbrellas.)
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When you build your own Spud Gun / Spud Cannon and go out randomly attacking people.
When you carry around an infinite supply of rubber balloons.
When you don't take a Dump for 8 years.
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When you always look for run-down bathrooms to take a leak.
You have a desire to flip rubber bands at candidates for student council.
When you jump off bridges to avoid the cops.
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When you stop playing :'(
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You drink pop when you're hurt.
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When you routinely outrun the Cops on your Skateboard.
When you climb ladders to the clock at your Town Hall to spray-paint graffiti.
When you use that same spray-paint to attack others by spraying it in people's faces.
When you climb trees just to snipe at people with a slingshot.
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When you think policemen will actually give you a chance to escape by headlocking you instead of handcuffing you straight away.
When you think that setting off explosives in toilets is a good idea
When you talk about having a clean nose 24/7
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When you actually believe teenagers solve their problems fighting on a abandoned building/chemical plant/junkyard/with sledge hammers/water pipes/led pipes...Considering as impossible them to die by the punches and explosive injuries...By believing that making wedgies to overgrown 20 year guys is a good idea(also thinking that he won't react to this)
And being the school's Hitman for quite little profit...
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You play too much BULLY when you pass the game in one day ;D
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You play too much bully when your dad comes and finds u playing it and claps you.
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After playing it consistently every week since 2006, you can effortlessly remember every mission, and are familiar with even the most obscure NPCs in the game.
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I remember students' first and last names more than I remember high school algebra...