I was messing with the cops lately and they said some really good, side splitting stuff.
Officer Monson: "How 'bout I shove my badge so far up your ass you'll be crappin' speedin' tickets?"
Officer Monson: "When we get back to the station, you tell them those bruises came from fallin' down the stairs!"
Officer Monson: "Here's a hint, when you're in interrogation and the detective unplugs the camera, heh, that's when the fun begins!"
Officer Monson: "I'll show you what else phonebooks are used for!"
Officer Monson: "You ever been beaten by a phonebook, cause you're about to be!"
Officer Monson: "I'm gonna shove that plunger so far...."
Officer Monson: "The boys in the holding cell are gonna love you, precious!"
Officer Monson: "Back at the station is where we do the tune-ups....and that doesn't involve a car!"
Officer Monson: "I've got something like that only it fires BULLETS!"
Officer Monson: "If you throw that at me I'll hurt you!"
Officer Monson: "THAT'S YOUR ASS SON!" (after seeing vandalism)
Officer Monson: "You son of a bitch!" (after seeing vandalism)
More to come....
