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[Chrissy]

Wish granted, but eventually all your citizens go crazy, you have a civil war and life becomes like Rapture.

I wish it weren't so muggy.

[CHUCKX53]

Wish Granted, but it soon becomes so dry that your skin gets, like all parched and thin, peels away and falls off, turning you (and everone else) into monsters resembeling those zombies from 'Resident Evil".

I wish I could have got a cake......

[Chrissy]

You did; now you weigh two tons.

I wish weekends were longer.

[CHUCKX53]

(Not two tons, but over two hundred)......

Wish Granted, but it's always Saturday night, and you still don't have a date.

I wish BP would pump some of that cement up it's rear-end.

[Mike_W]

 Wish granted, but then the world's cement supply dwindles and we have to build things out of dried shit.

 I wish I didn't have to go back to college in a few weeks.

[RepoMan]

Wish granted, but you never finish it and no-one gives you a job.

I wish I'm a powerful businessman and a CEO of a mega-corporation.

[CHUCKX53]

Wish Granted, but then you wind up like this Guy......

Itemize the things you covet,
As you squander through your life....
Bigger cars, bigger houses,
Term insurance for your wife.
Tuesday evenings with your harlot,
And on Wednesdays it's your charlatan,
Analyst, he's high upon your list.....

You've got air conditioned sinuses,
And dark disturbing doubts about religion,
And you keep those cards and letters going out....
While your secretary's tempting you,
Your morals are exempting you, from guilt and shame,
Heaven knows you're not to blame.....

You better, Take care of business Mr. Businessman,
What's your plan?
Get down to business Mr. Businessman, if you can,
Before it's too late and you throw your life away..........

Did you see your children growing up today,
And did you hear the music of their laughter,
As they set about to play ?
Did you catch the fragrance of those roses in your garden,
Did the morning sunlight warm your soul,
Brighten up your day ?
Do you qualify to be alive,
or is the limit of your senses so as only to survive ?
Hey yeah.....

Spending counterfeit incentive,
Wasting precious time and health,
Placing value on the worthless,
Disregarding priceless wealth...
You can wheel and deal the best of them,
And steal it from the rest of them,
You know the score, their ethics are a bore....

Eighty-six anesthetic crutches prop you to the top,
Where the smiles are all synthetic,
And the ulcers never stop......
When they take that final inventory,
Yours will be the same sad story, everywhere.....
No one will really care, no one more lonely than,
This rich important man, let's have your autograph,
Endorse your epitaph.........

You better, Take care of business Mr. Businessman,
What's your plan?
Get down to business Mr. Businessman, if you can,
Before it's too late and you throw your life away..........


I wish that Silly-Putty came in a Shit-Brown color......

[Mike_W]

 Wish granted, but everyone thinks you're playing with real shit and people avoid you.

 I wish my computer would move faster and stop pissing me off.

[Chrissy]

Your computer moves so fast, you're thrown into a perpetual time warp until your hard drive burns out.

I wish I had a nice, big, cold glass of raspberry lemonade.

[CHUCKX53]

Wish Granted, but you get permenent brain freeze from the too-cold drink, are judged insane, and taken away by the white coats to an asylum, where you will scream out your days forevermore.

I wish all commericals on the tube were outlawed.

[RepoMan]

Wish granted. But now you have to eat cabbage.

Where the fuck did that come from? Oh well.

I wish I don't wish anything.

[tbone360]

Wish granted. But you are really boring.

I wish I didn't move to North Dakota.

[Mike_W]

Wish granted, but you move to South Dakota instead.

 I wish that the sunlight wasn't decreasing everyday.